Thanks to everyone! This is gonna be another late night fic, so… O.o be careful.

This one if dedicated to my best friend – Darth Barbara… Barb, if you weren't always there for me, who knows where I'd be by now? Probably six feet underground. It's all thanks to you that I have the confidence to go on and take care of Anna on my own. I finally broke down and was crying… I truly couldn't handle it any more. Mom finally decided to be a good parent and talk to me. She said I was handling it all better then she would have, and she's sorry for the hell she put me through. I've figured out my problem, Barb…. I don't have a home. It's so… gone. In this house, having to keep it perfect. It's not home. Nothing's here. I'm finally able to let go, but I'm stuck. Things'll get so much better as soon as we're out of the house. The funny this is, it was when Anna broke down and started crying on my shoulder that I realized it. And I looked at Mom and just said, as serious as ever, "We need out of this house, Mom". I've decided, no matter how much Anna and I fight, I've got to look out for her. With everything we've been through, God knows she needs it…. Mom actually said I've been "Acting very grown up" lately.

-ahem- Well, everyone, without further ado, my fanfiction. Chapter.,.. what is it, 4? Whatever. This'll be a bit different, just a snap of reality.. I think. –shrug- I've really got no clue. –clears throat- ON with the show.

3:40 PM, Saturday, August, 20. Down Town.

We meet Misty today walking with a friend. Misty, today, is wearing a pair of old jeans (A/N: And when we say old? We mean: white paint splatters, a few holes and worn spots here and there, permanent ink anime chibi doodles, signatures, ect. xD Yes, these pants are real – they're my favorite pair) and a cameo tank top. She's wearing her usual black cap on backwards, and her hair is in a loose ponytail. Her friend was wearing a… pirate… outfit! (A/N: It's true! She walks around like that xD) …. Anyway. Yeah. A pirate outfit – complete with captain hat! Her hair was down casually.

"So.. I had that damned dream again last night, Barb" Misty sighed. She shook the bottled mocha frap. from Starbucks she had gotten (A/N: You know. They sell those things in bottles at 7elevens now xD).

"Hm?" the girl, 'Barb' said, looking at Misty. "Oh, the one with the ocean?"

"Yeah… only kind of different. This time I was trapped underwater, but I couldn't move at all… But I couldn't breathe this time, either. I really couldn't! Like… like it was so real…" Misty said. She shivered slightly. Barb patted her on the shoulder.

"Don't worry about it, Misty! It was just a dream!" she said, smiling.

"I know.. but I'd feel better if we talked to Anna. She reads a lot of dream books or whatever, so she'd know"

"Whatever floats your boat!"

"Ugh… d-don't mention anything that has to do with water"

4:06 PM. Saturday, August 20. Hughes Residence.

"AHH! OK, OK, ENOUGH!" Anna yelled. The 12-year-old girl was babysitting Elysia Hughes for a while. "ENOUGH STICKERS!" she yelled. She was covered head to toe in, yes, stickers. Elysia, at one point, had run out of stickers and put those sticky notes on her face.

"But, Big Sister, you look so pretty with them on!" Elysia said as Anna pulled off a pink sicker. Anna's eye twitched and she looked at the little girl.

"Imma do ya a favor and take that as a complement" she growled. Elysia squeaked.

"Some babysitter YOU are"

Elysia and Anna turned to the from door. Misty and Barb were standing in the doorway.

"The freakin' door's even unlocked! Man, Anna" Barb said. Misty wagged her finger at her sister.

"Shaddap" Anna growled. "So… what brings you guys here?" she asked.

"A weird dream Misty had" Barb said. (A/N -listening to the Youtube video "Remember the name FMA" by SD4CAdude- SD4CAdude, whoever you are. O.o.. Anna and I love that song. Thank you…. P.S. to the readers: Cussing from a 4-year-old coming. xD Also mild spoilers for an episode in FMA.)

"…. Hey, have you noticed there's no Fullmetal Alchemist anything in these fics?" Anna asked.

"Yeah.. I think it's because I have a short attention span" Misty said. Barb shrugged.

"Hey! What the hell am I then, chopped liver!" Elysia asked, glaring.

"…." The three teenaged girls stared at the little girl as she pulled out a cigar.

"I don't need this shit! You can get that fuckin' Nina bitch stunt actor to do this damn part!" Elysia snapped. "'whaaaa! Oh, no, Mommy! Don't let them burry Daddy! He's got work to do! Waaaahhhhhhh!' BULL! Like any four year old doesn't know the damn bastard's not comin' back! You know what? They can just shove his little ol' fashion dagger up their a--!"

"I think someone needs a nap" Misty said, staring at the 'little girl' (A/N: AND it picks up! )

"What the! You fuckin' moron! Why the hell--!" Elysia said. Misty picked her up.

"Awwww! She's so cute!" Misty said. Anna and Barb stared at Misty, looking like this: "O.O…."

"PUT ME DOWN YOU SON OF A--!..." Misty shoved her finger in the four-year-old's mouth.

"Someone needs to SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO TO SLEEP!" Misty snapped, eye twitching. Everyone stared at the scary teenage spazz in silence….. "There we go!" Misty said, returning to her happy… weird-ness. Misty went upstairs to put the girl to bed… at four in the afternoon (A/N: I did this once when I was babysitting. xD) After a minute of silence in the living room, Barbara and Anna still staring in shock…

".. That… yeah, that was messed up" Anna said. Barb nodded. Misty returned happily.

"Alright! Back to business"

"Alright… so my dream symbolizes either… I'm stressed out about an upcoming event…. I'm putting off something I need to do soon… or…" Misty glared. "Immunna drown" she said, glaring at the book in front of her. Anna started snickering.

"Well, considering you're scared of fish, I don't think that'll happen" Barb said

"You know what?... A frikkin' spider monkey could give me better advise." Misty glared. She put her hands on the table and pushed her char backwards and stood up. "In fact… Immunna go see someone with the brain of a spider monkey" she put her hands on her hips. Anna and Barb stood up as well.

"Who? Havoc?" Anna asked.

"No… the man with an IQ of three and a half" Misty said.

"Roy Mustang" The three said at the same time, then happily skipped off (A/N: I'm crying, dammit! Stupid 'breathe no more' song! –sob-… GAH! NO! BAD TEARS! NOT ON THE LAPTOOOOP!) out the door.

As they walked down the road to see Mustang, they ran into a couple street performers!

"What the?.. NINA! FLETCHER?" Misty shouted, seeing the street performers.

"Hi, Misty!" Nina said (A/N: Nina's just the normal, little girl for all of you to know, here.)

"Uhm…" Anna said. "How come you two are dressed like Gangstaz?" she asked. It was true…. We'll leave it to the imagination to spare bad mental images, for Misty's mind is a scary thing.

"We're street performers!" Fletcher said. Barb just blinked.

"Howcum I'm getting the feeling I'm being left out of this story as it goes on?" she asked.

"Silence, monkey" Misty said, glaring at Barb.

"TIME FOR OUR SHOW!" Nina squeaked happily.

"BUH-BYE!" Anna shouted, running while dragging Misty off.

4:56 PM. Saturday, August, 20. Colonel Mustang's Office

In the Military HQ place thingy, Colonel Mustang was hard at work…..

"Colonel?.. Colonel Mustang?... Yo… Hey… Wake up….!"

"Anna, you've got a crush on the guy, huh?"

"Shut up, Barb….!"

"Cram it both of you and let ME wake him up"

"Don't hurt him like last time, OK? I know he's your mortal enemy, but—…"

"Wait… if he's her mortal enemy why did we come see HIM? We could have just asked Nina!"

"Like I said – Silence, monkey… and no, I won't hurt him"

Misty, Anna, and Barb were in the Colonel's office.. sadly, of course, he was asleep on his paperwork.

"Awww! He's drooling again!" Anna said.

4:57 PM. Saturday, August 20. The Hallway Outside of The Colonel's Office.

Jean Havoc and Denny Blosh (A/N: Is that right? O.o Is it Blosh, Blotch, ect?... Whatever. You get the idea. --) were walking down the hallway. They were rigt next to the Colonel's office, when suddenly the door gave way. The hall was flooded with little pink valentine hearts, Misty and Barb carried with the tidal wave.

"GAHH!" Denny and Jean yelled, getting smacked with the flood of hearts. Misty and Barb were screaming their lungs out as the four people were swept through the Military HQ in the sea of hearts.

"MAKEITSTOOOPPPPP!" Misty yelled. Riza Hawkeye came running out of a nearby room with a gun. Once she was 'the attacker', she eyes widened.

".. Ohhhh bullet holes" she said before the giant wave swept her away along with it.

By the time all the fake hearts started, basically everyone in the entire building was trapped in the menacing pink fluffy hearts.

"I'll never complain about Armstrong's sparkles again" Jean groaned.

"Silence, Monkey" Misty growled. Anna walked up.

"Did I do thaaat?..." she asked.

Cah-chick!

Anna gulped as Riza loaded her gun. Seconds later, she was half way to Virginia…. Everyone on her heels.

"ANNA YOU LITTLE ROY-OBSESSED MONKEY I WILL SHOVE THIS FUCKING HAT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU EAT IT IF YOU EVER DO THIS AGAIN!" Misty yelled, waving her black cap as she chased her sister.

At That Moment, Saturday blah blah. Roy's Office.

"Huh? Wha?..." Roy asked, sitting up. He blinked. "Why is my office filled with… frilly pink love-hearts?" he asked, poking one that was on his desk with a pencil.

"Target Found…. Target locked. Three…. Two… one" the heart… said. O.o

"Oh mother f—.."

The Military HQ blew up with lots and lots of mini-love-hearts.

This is getting annoying….7:00 PM, that night, in the rubble of the Military HQ and sea of love-hearts.

"THIS! IS! ALL! YOUR! FAULT! YOU! DAMNED! COLONEL!" Riza yelled, beating Roy on the head with her pistol as she spoke.

"You know?... This always happens. Every time those two sisters come into town something gets demolished or blown up." Ed, who magically popped up with his tin can brother, said.

"You know what? You're right!" Jean said.

"Ow! Ow! Quichi! Riza, quit the hitting!"

"SHADDAP YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU'RE REBUILDING THE HQ AND FILLING OUT ALL THE LOST PAPERWORK!"

(A/N: -hopes to God the writing got small on If not, the Roy and Riza yelling is supposed to have small text, meaning it's in the background while Ed and Jean are talking)

"I know I'm right" Ed said, putting his hands on his hips and looking proud with his nose in the air.

"So what are we supposed to do?" Al asked.

"Drive 'em out! Make sure they never come back!" Breda said

"But we caaannnn'ttttt!" Ed said

"Why not?" Jean asked.

"….. One, they're all the fun we ever get in this boring, God forsaken city… and they'll hit us" Ed said.

"Ha ha! Ed's scared of being hit by a girl!" Jean said. Ed's eyes widened and backed away slowly. "What is it?" Havoc asked, looking at Ed weird. Ed pointed a shaky finger to just above Havoc….. to the devil-shadow looming over him.

"AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS!" The looming devil-shadow yelled, whacking Jean repetitively (A/N: Hey! Look! D It's getting bright outside!)

"Misty! Don't kill him!"

"ANNA! INTERVENTION!"

"LEMME HIT HIM AGAIN! JUST ONCE! JUST ONE MORE TIME!"

"IF YOU HIT HIM AGAIN HIS SKULL' BREAK!"

"THAT'S WHY I WANNA--!"

"CALM DOWN!"

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Well, if nothing else, the sound on a gunshot is sure to shut everyone up. Misty - the looming devil-shadow from before, Barb and Anna all stared at Riza, along with everyone else. Barb and Anna had a hold on each of Misty's arms and her cap was tilted slightly so it was covering one of her eyes.

"Enough! All of you! I'm trying to beat some sense into Mustang here and I can't do so with all the yelling!" Riza snapped. (A/N: My throat hurts. T-T Owwie!)

"… Y'know what?... I'm tired and going home" Misty said, yawning. She pulled off her gloves and stuffed them in her pockets. "G'night, everyone!" Misty said.

"Wait up! I don't have a key to the house yet!" Anna said, following her sister.

"… What about me?" Barb asked. Misty turned around

"Alright. Slumber parteh!" Misty said

"Us too?" Maria Ross asked. Misty blinked, then shrugged.

"Sure."

1:30 AM. Sunday, August 21. Misty and Anna's house.

"Why did we have to come here?" Ed asked, yawning.

"'cause issa slumber party and we wanna play pin the automail on the Ed" Misty said. Ed glared.

"You know, plugging in the automail DOSE hurt!" he said.

"Yeah, we know" Anna said, waving a careless hand.

"Can we play pin the head on the Al instead?" Ed asked

"Nope" Roy said. "Now take off yer pants so we can take off the leg"

"WHAT! WHY CAN'T YOU USE MY ARM?" Ed yelled

"….'cause I said" Roy said. Misty and Anna blinked.

"Dude… your boyfriends gay" Misty said, looking at Anna.

"Shut up!" Anna snapped.

"OK! OUT WITH THE GAY BOY!" Jean yelled.

"I'M NOT GAY!"

"I feel… not clean…"

"... He's not really gay… right?"

"'M 'frade so, An"

"HA HA! YOU LIKE A GAY COLONEL!"

"SHUT UP, MISTY!"

"GONNA MAKE ME, FLAME BOY!"

"I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"

"I'LL PUT YOUR FIRE OUT FOR GOOD, DAMMIT!"

"OK, OK! Enough of the fighting you two!"

Bard sighed. "Well, it's what you get for shoving The Flame Alchemist in the same room with Misty."

"I can't believe he's gay!" Anna sobbed. Ed was hiding behind a pillow.

"I AM NOT GAY!" Roy yelled.

"Fine! Bisexual!" Misty said, laughing.

"I HATE YOU ALL!" Roy sobbed, running out of the house.

".. Soooo gay" Anna said.

"Great. We work for a gay-boy" Jean said.

SNAP!

And that's how Misty and Anna's house came to be a parking lot. O.o… a charcoaled parking lot… that smells like… burning-ness.

T3h Endeth!

-ahem- If anyone who heard this is gay and is offended by this, please except my deepest apologies. I didn't aim to offend anyone and I don't have anything against… -tries to think of the correct word—gives up- Gay-osity.

POLL TIME!

Yes, poll time. Please, I need votes! I want to know what you want to see. If me and my sister – plus non-FMA characters are not what you want to see, tell me, and I'll start writing the crazyness without us in there.

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Luff ja!

- Misty