I got scared of being killed by my reviewers, so I updated as soon as I could. O.O. You people're mean! –sob- I GO LIKE YEW!...
Actually, I love you all for reviewing, so keep it up and I'll write!.. But it doesn't take death threats to get me to write stuff. O.o…. 'cause I get scared…. Easily…. –sob-
And, of course, no one voted… so screw you people, I'm keeping me in! MWAHAHAH.
Wait, wait, hang on. O.o My lawyer reminded me of ChrystalRose. SHE voted! –points at everyone who didn't vote- ATLEAST SOMEONE'S RESPONSIBLE! Chrystal, you get a muffin basket! Expect it delivered to your door in 3-5 workdays… And if you don't like muffins, I'll dedicate this chapter to you. O.o…. Oh, and this chapter is about Ed. Better? And no, I don't like Colonel Mustang very much…. Even though he is really hot. O.o…. 'm confusing. I know.
One last thing – I'm kinda sick – damn strep throat – so… yeah.
Oh, and –random cursing- I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE DISCLAIMER LAST TIIIMMEEE! –spazzfit-
Disclaimer: This thing just pisses me off. Dx. –sigh- I don't own FMA or their stories. Please stop asking me this you gay, emo bastards… HAVE A NICE DAY!
"Wow, glasses suck…" The story of the blind people… O.o
"NOOOOOOO!"
"Brother – it won't be that bad!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Brother! Calm down! People are staring!"
" NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHUUUUUU!"
"OK, now you're just over reaching!"
sobbing
"Come on, Ed! It's not THAT bad! I wear glasses!"
"Yeah! Misty wears glasses!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"…. Yeah, I do. See? I'm wearing them right now!"
"Misty… you idiot."
Misty, Anna, Al, and Ed were sitting outside of Kaiser Permanente – the doctor's office, to put it more specific. About a week ago, Ed had run into a stopsign…. Looking forward… so Al decided to drag Ed to the doctor's. The poor State Alchemist, sadly, needs glasses, now. Misty and Anna happened to be walking by and saw Ed sobbing. So, of course, they decided to see what was wrong with their friend. When they descovered Ed needed glasses, they tried their best to comfort him… after laughing and pointing at him…. For five hours.
"I can't wear glasses! I'm a State Alchemist, for cryin' outloud!" Ed said, calming down a little.
"Yeah.. wearing glasses and kickin' ass is kinda hard to do" Misty said, putting her hand on the back of her head.
"The only ass kicking you do, Misty, is when you accedentaly step on a bug" Anna said. "Other times you spazz and scream for me to kill a moth." She said, crossing her arms. Ed snickered at the expreshion on Misty's face. She looked kind of like Al in that one episode of FMA in the flashback. You know, when they were on the island as kids and about to eat the fish they got, then the 'masked man' jumped behind him, and Al looked happy, but kinda… pissed? Remember?... Of course you do. Well she looked like that for a minute… with her eye twitching.
"I hate you" Misty said, glaring at Anna as she leaned back against a tree.
"Well, atleast Ed smiled!" Anna said, pointing over her shoulder at Ed, who then glared. Misty rolled her eyes and looked up.
"Imma climb the tree" she said.
"Uh – hey – can we get back to the issue at hand?" Ed asked, glaring.
"Yeah sure whatever" Misty said quickly, climbing the tree.
"Brother, it's not all that bad!" Al said. Ed crossed his arms.
"Why can't I get contact lenses!" he asked.
"Because they don't get invented until… not in your life time" Misty said, hanging upside down from a tree branch.
"Dammit" Ed said.
"Wait, neither was Kaiser!" Al said. Kaiser poofed in a puff of smoke and now was gone. Misty fell off the tree, since it vanished with the building, and landed on her head.
"OW!" Misty growled.
"Great. Just what we need" Anna said flatly. "Misty with even more brain damage" she said, letting a slight, smug grin cross her face as Msity sat up.
"Halarious, Anna. Since when did you get a sense of humor?" Misty asked angrily, rubbing her head and now sitting with her legs crossed. Ed sighed.
"This sucks" he said.
"Get over it, Ed. It's not the worst thing to happen" Misty said, glaring.
"But glasses are for girls! Us men are too tough to wear glasses! See, you girls need glasses to cook and clean and do all the stuff girls do. It's the way of life" Ed said. Misty was practicly on fire she was so pissed. If there was one thing that gets Misty angry, it's steriotyping like that.
"DAMMIT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS! GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING YOU STUPID BOYS CAN AND TEN TIMES BETTER IF THEY WANTED!" Misty yelled, tackling Ed. Anna and Al stared in shock and fear as a large dust cloud appeired like in cartoons. O.o….
"MISTY! ED! KNOCK IT OFF! YOU'RE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER!" Anna yelled spazzing.
"And that would be bad?" Al asked
"Mom would kill me" Anna said. By the time the dust cleared, Misty had Ed pinned to the ground. She was sitting on his back and had detatched his right arm. The automail one.
"HA!" Misty said.
"OFF! NOW! AND GIMME MY ARM!" Ed yelled. Anna slapped her forehead and Al, if he was human, would have sighed.
"Not until you admit girls are better then guys completely" Misty said.
"Not a chance in hell! NOW LET ME UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR STUPID GIRLY ASS!" Ed yelled. Misty whacked him on the head with the auotmail arm. "Ow.." he mumbled.
"Admit it!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"ADMIT IT OR I'LL HIT YOU AGAIN!"
"NO!"
Anna, who was sitting on the ground, fell over on her back.
"They'll be at this all day" she sighed. "They're equal in determination…. And stubborn-ness" she said, sitting up once again.
"Brother! Misty! Can't you two just give up and compromise?" Al asked
"NO!" Misty and Ed both yelled, glaring at Al. Al jumped and hid behind Anna. Anna sweatdropped.
The Next Day. 12:00 Noon. Kaiser. Doctor's Office. Room 23.
"I'm glad you could make it today, Edward!" Dr. Read said. Ed, Al, Misty, and Anna were all in the office. Al, of course, came with his brother for support. Misty and Anna, on the other hand, came to laugh at him when he got the glasses.
"Yeah, yeah" Ed said, pouting.
"Well… I'm afriad we mixed up your eye examination papers…" the Dr. said.
"WHAT!" All four yelled.
"Um… Ed doesn't actualy need glasses" Dr. Read said.
"But what about when he smacked into the stop sign!" Misty asked.
"He doesn't need glasses… he's just stupid" Dr. Read said. Misty and Anna burst out laughing and Ed glared.
"You're on my list, now, Read…" he said in a deadly tone.
"But…" Read said. Everyone stared in antisipation.
"There's a chance you might need glasses in the near future, so we whipped together this pair for you" Read said quickly, shoving a pair of glasses on Ed's face.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ed howled. Read jumped and took a step back.
"He always does that" Misty said. Anna and Al nodded. Ed ran out the door, sobbing. Everyone stared at the door for a moment until the loud sobbing faded into silence.
"… So, Doc, did my new glasses come in yet?" Misty asked, turning to the doctor.
FIN!... AHH! SHARK! RUUNNNNNN! ISSA SHARK FIN! –scream-… wait, wha?.. oh… oh! xD No fear, everyone! It's just the end of this chapet! xDD… O.O… NOOO!
XD. Well? How was it? Remember, people, I want to hear from YEW. REVIEW OR FACE MY SISTER'S COW BASED WRATH!
Anna: HEY! D
Misty: Live with it, sista!
Since you all rock outloud with the reveiws, you get chocolate brownies. –gaspeth-
Jay (if you don't remember her from chapter 2, she's our friend): THEY DON'T HAVE WHOLE WALNUT HALVES, DO THEY!
Misty: N-no.. they have chopped walnuts…-fear- but also some of them don't have any nuts at all….
Jay: Good…. –slinks off-
Misty: O.O…. –shaking with fear- R&R, please…
Jay: OR I'LL KILL YEW!
