-stabbing an empty soda can- GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK TO DAMNED WAIST OF CASH!

Anna, Jay, Ed, Al, Winry: -watching and eating popcorn-

Misty: -blink-… Ahem. Anyway.. HI PEOPLE! I'm glad you're back and reading!

Fixit Alchemist - -goes back and looks at comments- Blah blah blah chicken… Hmmm… -gasp-! GASPETH! YOU'RE RIGHT! –sob- I'm SO SORRY! –sobsobsob- OK! To make it up to you, I'll send you a muffin basket! A BIG muffin basket!... Or I'll just dedicate this chapter to you. O.o. Whatever gets me off the hook works.

Slinko - Yeah, I know I'm crazy. Thanks for reviewing! I hope you keep reading and reviewing!

THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU! Read and Review. …. O.o…. Or… Review and then read… or whatever floats your boat xD. Anywho

My God! I just saw "Night of the Chimera's Cry". It just ended, and I'm frikkin' crying! My God, Ed was crying, he was frikkin' sobbing man! That's just… that's just mean!

Disclaimer: I only own my soul and what's left of my sanity.

"How To Lose A Date" With Misty, Jade, Anna, Ed, Winry, and Al.

Misty: Hey, everyone! Lemme explain for a sec – see, every so often if I'm not in the best mood, I'll write something in script format – like this!

Anna: And she'll drag the rest of us into it, too…

Jade: Why am I here?

Misty: Cram it, Jade, and pay attention. Ahem. Everyone, this is Jade, another one of our many friends!

Ed: Many nothin'. You've got Jay, Jade, Jay's sister Jess, and us.

Al: I hate to say it, but it's true.

Anna: It's more then you two have. -.-…

Ed, Al: …..

Misty, Jade: … -burst out laughing-

Anna: -evil grin-

Ed: …. I hate you.

Winry: -walks in- I hear laughing! Why wasn't I invited?

Al, Ed: WINRY!

Al: See? We have Winry!

Anna: Yeah. Two young men with Winry for a best friend. You must be so proud of yourselves.

Ed: At least we're not scared of fish… and everything..

Misty: -gets pissed- ATLEAST I DIDN'T NEARLY KILL ME BROTHER!

Ed, Al: ….

Jade:… -sigh- Too far, Mist….

Misty: … Imma go get some coffee. –leaves-

Anna: -slaps her forehead-

Winry:… that was… weird….

Jade: OK! Well then! These people didn't come here to watch us bicker… right? –looks at you- ….-blink-…. OK. Good. Well then. –clears throat- OK, then! Now on to today's topic!

Anna: Right! OK, this'll come in handy for you guys and girls who need to ditch a date – and fast!

Winry: Without getting the person your on a date with… s…. feeling hurt. xD

Ed:… I'm gonna go… do… something else while they do the girl part.

Al: Yeah, me too.

Ed, Al: -leave-

Jade: ROLL THE CLIPS!

Everyone turns to a TV that was off screen a moment ago. The screen turns on, and it shows Misty in a blue dress.

"Alright, here we go. I'm going on a date with some guy from school.. Johnny or something. I dunno. I hate you all for this, but I'm getting fifty bucks, so… here we go. And remember, I'm trying to make this end as fast as possible." Misty says.

The TV fast forwards to show Misty and some guy at a table.

"So.. you come here often?" the guys asked.

"Actually no. I'd never dream of coming here" Misty says, smiling happily.

"Why not? Too expensive? Yeah, well, I thought you--…"

"No, I'm just not the fancy kind of girl" Misty interrupts, looking at herself in a silver spoon.

"Uh.. OK. Well, neither am I! Heh heh heh.. I just.. uhh…" The guy says. Some waiter brings a couple glasses of water.

"Oh hey! Awesome! Hey, wanna see a trick?" Misty asks.

"Um.. Ok?" the guy says. Misty moved the silver spoon and sets an ice cube on it. She closes one eye, aiming the spoon, then whacks one of the spoon with her hand. The ice cube is catapulted up into the air, and lands in the front of some old woman's shirt. Naturally, the old woman spazzes, gets up, and runs around; knocking things over and causing an uproar. Misty falls out of the booth, laughing, and the guy stares in shock. The camera fast forwards again.

"That was awesome" Misty says, smiling happily and sitting up again.

"Um.. .yeah… but wasn't that kind of…mean?" he asked.

"Mean? No way! Here, I'll show you mean" she said. She picked up the glass of ice water and waited for a waiter to walk by. She casually jerked the glass, sending ice water all over the waiter. The sudden rush of cold-ness spazzed the waiter out, causing him to fall and the tray he was caring to go flying. A bowl of steaming hot soup landed on the lap of the guy Misty's with. Causing extreme pain, causing him to spazz.

Fast forward again.

"So sorry about that. Entirely my fault" Misty says.

"No, no. It's.. fine" the guy says.

"Are you looking at my ass!" Misty snaps angrily.

"Wha--!"

"Are you lookin' at my ass?" Misty interrupted, louder this time.

"I – uh – M-Misty you're sitting down" the guy says, trying to shrink my slouching down.

"I asked you a question damn it!" Misty yells.

"Misty, people are staring" the guy says.

"You know what? This is a HUGE fucking waist of time!" Misty says, and stands up and leaves. The waiter walks up.

"Your bill, sir…."

The TV shuts off.

Misty: -has returned with a mocha frap from Starbucks- xDD. That was funny.

Jade: -cracking up-

Anna: I can't believe you kept a straight face!

Winry: That's horrible!... but hilarious!

Misty: -slides her hat to the side- Yo. xD.

Ed, Al: -walk up- Done yet?

Misty: Yup! OK, guys turn!

Ed: Alright, guys. Pay attention, because you have no idea how terrible it is to have a sucky date. Dx.

Al: Role video!

The TV turns on again.

OK, so Ed's on the screen, wearing a dark red tux. He's sitting at some table with, of course, some chick in a strapless pink dress.

"This is so awesome!" Some Chick says, bouncing up and down in her seat.

"Yeah, whatever" Ed mumbled, looking to the side at a table of girls. Of course, these girls are Misty, Anna, Jade, and Winry with the hidden camera.

".. Ed?... Ed?... Ed! Are you listening to me!" the chick asks.

"huh?" Ed asks, looking back to the chick. A female waiter comes wit ha couple menus.

"Thank you" The chick says. Ed watches the waitress as she leaves.

"Maaaannn…." He mumbled, staring with wide eyes.

"Edward!" the girl snaps.

"Huh?" Ed asks, looking at his 'date'

"You're on a date with me here!" the girl says.

"Yeah, but man, she was stacked" Ed said.

"Ugh!" the girl says, crossing her arms

"Hey, look at this!" Ed says. The girl turns to see Ed with the spoons shoved up his nose.

The TV shuts off.

Misty, Anna, Jade, Winry: -burst out laughing-

Ed: That was the most humiliating time of my life… and the most painful –rubs his cheek-

Misty: xD I can't believe we ran out of tape the moment she stared wailing on you!

Ed: Heh… -glare-

Winry: This is good black mail material

Anna: Seriously! xD

Jade: xDD. Well, everyone, I hope this comes in handy for you!

Misty: Yeah! And remember, be creative when being a terrible date! Stay tuned for my next fanfic, because I'm gonna be writing it as soon as this one goes up! xD

R&R, peeps! I just want to say to all my readers and reviewers… I lurve yew! –heart- KEEP REVIEWING OR I'LL HITCHA WIF A SOCK!

Oh, and NEWS FLASH! O.O… I've become addicted to Fort Minor. xD Rap. Sweet, huh? Everyone hates rap, and most rap I hate, too. But this is good. I know, I'm weird.

Like a non-gay rainbow, I—

Roy: I AM NOT GAY!

Misty: …. Whatever you say, Mustang. –sigh- Anyway, where was I?... Who cares. Anyway, I got a new book! It is love. It's called Water Shaper. It's really good, so far. I'm a complete water spazz – my elements water, I love water, I love swimming, I—

Anna: you're scared of the underwater, Mist.

Misty: WAY too many horror movies where the dead person's underwater. Dx. Who wouldn't we scared for life! I WAS SEVEN!

Well, thanks for reading! Please, oh please, review. I have nothing else to do – all I do is go on Neopets and Gaiaonline! MY LIFE IS SO BORING! –sob-

Misty, your lord and master, the non-gay-rainbow, SINGLE, half fox demon, Alchemist, psycho… who loves you – LIKE FRIENDS… and gives you cake for this chapter. O.o