Alright, people! We're baaaaaaaaaack! xD Not that we were ever gone, but… yeah. O.O.
Anywho, I woke up to a shiny new Dell Laptop!.. Well, I woke up to my sister screaming "MISTY! GET UP! I WANNA SEE YOUR NEW LAPTOP!".. Well, here's what happened this morning-
Misty's lying in bed, asleep. She's wearing black pants and a dark blue tee-shirt that says "dream" on it. There's a little boom box on her bedside table, and it's filling the room with the sounds of the ocean. She's wearing her glasses and there's a book over her face. In the kitchen, Anna's sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee, like always, sitting and reading a red book. Their mom's sitting on the couch. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Their dog-puppy, Mia, goes off the wall and starts barking like mad. Of course, Anna gets pissed and yells something at the dog. Something like "SHADDAP!". Mom sighed and answers the door. Of course, it's the Fed-ex guy! So mom walks into the living room with a large box.
"What's that?" Anna asks, walking up.
"It's a laptop, Anna! It's for Misty and all of her writing." Mom says.
"Can we open it!" Anna asks eagerly.
"Don't you think we should let Misty open it? Just wait until she wakes up." Mom says, puts the box on the couch, and leaves. Anna sighs then grins evilly. Quietly, she sneaks into Misty's room. She draws in a deep breath and…
"MISTY! WAKE UP! I WANNA SEE YOUR LAPTOP!"
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Misty screams, jumping and falling on to the floor. Misty, as always, is always jumpy. Whenever a balloon pops, she'll be clinging to the nearest person and screaming.
"… Up. Open the box" Anna demands.
"Oh, gee. Thanks for the concern, dear sister" Misty says sarcastically, standing up. "You know, if I hadn't have lost my sanity to the internet, I would have hit you to Mars by now"
"Yeah, whatever, just open the damned box"
"What box!"
And that was it. O.o I didn't even know I was getting the laptop! It's awesome! I just got it all set up, that's why I'm writing this! This is so awesome! xD. OK, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I own my new Dell Notepad. Not you. Now you must post a disclaimer saying you don't own it! HA! I PWN JOO! XDDD… O.o.. What was this thing for again?... Oh yeah. I don't own FMA or whatever the hell I'm writing about.
Misty and Anna's house. 2:26 PM. Wednesday, August 24. Kitchen.
"Dammit, Misty! Gimme my book back!"
"Nooo! I need it to keep the chair from wobbling so I can WRITE THE DAMN FANFIC PEOPLE LIKE READING!"
"SCREW THE PEOPLE AND GIMME MY DAMNED BOOK!"
Dramatic Gasp.
"Don't you (A/N: "Bye Mom! Don't kill anybody!"… Sorry, had to wish Mom good luck. She's a nurse and she's going to work. xD.) DARE insult the people!"
"MISTY! GIMME MY BOOK!"
"I SAID I NEED IT!"
"USE SOMETHING ELSE!"
"NO!"
"GIVE!"
Tackle, whap, wrestle, argue, fight, yell.
Misty and Anna's Mom walked into the room and saw the two sisters fighting.
"… Not again… Misty! Anna! Knock it off!" she said. They continued fighting.
"GIVE ME MY BOOK!" Anna yelled.
"OVER MY DEAD BODY I WILL!" Misty shouted.
"THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!" Anna shouted back.
"YOU WISH!" Misty yelled. Their mom sighed.
"Why me?..." she mumbled, walking out of the room.
Knock knock!
"STUPID!"
"GOTH!"
"RETARD!"
"EMO!"
"GAY!"
"CUTTER!"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"WE'LL GET IT!"
Kitchen. Misty and Anna's house. 3:22 PM. Wednesday, August 24.
Misty, Anna, Ed, Al, Jade, and Winry were sitting at the kitchen table. Apparently them who had been at the door while the two sisters had been fighting.
"Why do you guys fight no much? Ed and Al don't fight!" Winry said
"Ed and Al are different. Misty and I are teenaged girls. They're a couple teen boys who travel together." Anna said
"But we get along a lot, too. To be honest, I don't know where I'd be if Anna wasn't always around" Misty said, sighing into her cup of coffee.
"Great. Misty's depressed today" Jade said.
"Nah. Just thoughtful is all. Maybe a little less psycho" Misty said, smiling half-heartedly.
"So what did you guys come here for?" Anna asked.
"Oh yeah" Al said
"We're here to drag you two to the movies" Jade said.
"Why drag us?" Misty asked, cocking her head to the side.
"Because we're going to see Pulse" Ed said
"WHAT!" Misty, Al, and Winry squeaked
"At's why we're dragging you" Jade said.
"You said we were seeing the documentary on automail!" Winry said.
"We lied" Ed said, crossing his arms proudly…. Which earned him a whack on the head from a wrench. Misty was about to go flying, but Anna grabbed her pony-tailed hair. Misty whimpered.
"But I don't wanna! I get scared just watching the commercials!" she said
"Too bad. I wanna see it, too" Anna said.
LATER.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP HELP HELP! KIDNAPPERS!" Misty shouted, being dragged to the movie theater.
"MISTY, SHUT UP!" Anna yelled.
"Man, this is annoying" Ed mumbled
"This has got to be illegal!" Misty shouted weakly. ".. OK. I'll go." Misty said. She stood up and walked for a bit, then jumped and hid in a mailbox. The big blue kind outside of post offices.
"DAMN IT MISTY GET OUT OF THAT SUPID THING!" Anna yelled.
"I'M NOT GOING! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Misty yelled.
"I don't want to go, either" Al said.
"Why do we have to go, too!" Winry asked.
"Because it'll be weird if you don't!" Jade said.
"GET OUTTA THE MAILBOX BEFORE I TRANSMUTE IT INTO A SUBMARINE AND SHOVE YOU INTO THE OCEAN!" Ed threatened. Misty screamed and came shooting out.
"NO! NOT THE OCEAN! NOT THE SCARYNESS OF FISH!" Misty screamed. Anna slapped her forehead.
"Idiot" she mumbled.
'I've got an idea!" Winry said. "You three can go see the movie, and me, Misty, and Al can go home and play a nice, safe game of Checkers or something!" she said.
"Yeah!" al and Misty said quickly.
"OK! Good! That's settled! LATER!" Misty said and the three wusses… Uh.. I mean.. PEOPLE! Ran off.
"Geh--!... Oy" Jade mumbled.
The House. O.o…
"Man. All that over a stupid movie" Misty said angrily, standing infront of the oven in the kitchen
"Why'd they want us to go to see it so badly, anyway?" Al asked.
"Who knows?" Winry said. Misty sighed. She was stirring a boiling pot of water with spaghetti in it.
"Anna's got gonna sleep for week if she sees that movie" Misty said.
"Well… does she get scared easily?" Al asked.
"You've seen how she is! Her eyes are always the same – bored, pissed off, uncaring" Misty said.
"Yeah. So.. I don't know. How scary is it?" Al asked.
"Really scary, Al…." Winry said, shivering.
Suddenly, the door flew open
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Misty, Winry, and Al sassed and turned towards the door, just in time to see three people go flying under the couch, screaming.
"What the?..." Misty asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DUST BUNNY!" Anna screamed, rocketing out from under the couch and flying in to her room.
SLAM!
Misty, Al, and Winry stared. Ed was hiding under the couch and Jade was hiding behind a chair.
"N-n-n-n-not good…" Jade stammered. Misty slapped her forehead.
"I think they're traumatized" Al said
"I'll know what'll help!" Misty said. She jumped into action and got her laptop. "OK, EVERYONE! LISTEN UP!" she yelled. She clicked the mouse button, and "Riding Dirty" started playing. Everyone stared at the computer with wide eyes.
"MAKEITSTOP!" Jade yelled. Jade and Ed ran out sobbing. Misty was snickering mischievously. Winry looked confused. Al looked… like a suit of armor… O.o.
"What the…?" Winry asked
"Misty, I'm surprised you knew where that WAS on your computer!" Al said. Misty, instantly, stopped snickering.
"It's under my torture files."
FIN!
OK, yeah. It was short and not very good. –sob- I'm sorry, but I'm out of ideas! People, I NEED ideas! GIMMEYOURIDEASORILLHITYOU!one.
Quickly.
Or face my Chihuahua-y wrath…. With socks.
THANK YEW!
Signed, your Lord-ESS, and MistrESS, Misty the half fox demon/State Alchemist/Writer/Actor/8th Grader/Big Sister/Your Superior.
