Lee loved how when Kara got really mad, her lips would pout in just a way that it was next to impossible not to want to frak her up against a wall.

"We never should have split up!"

Lee wasn't sure he believed that, but Kara was screaming it rather convincingly at the moment. Sure, they probably would have been better off sticking with the rest of the team, but it wasn't like they were surrounded by toasters or anything. They were simply lost.

"Kara, you need to calm down," Lee said as gently as he could.

"Why the frak should I calm down? What reason do I have? We are lost in a jungle on some unknown planet, and my fraking radio just went dead."

Lee rolled his eyes. He was starting to get tired of Kara and her irrational panic. She was always doing this to him. "You weren't complaining about splitting up when we found the water supply," he pointed out.

"That was before I realized we found the water but had no way to tell anyone." Kara stopped her growling to bang her radio against a large rock. "Fraking piece of crap."

Lee had to bit his lip to keep from laughing, but somehow Kara could tell. "And you! You were the one who thought this was a good idea. Let's show them how it's done, Kara. Just like old times, Kara. Frak old times! Old times usually meant one of us getting shot or captured or some other fraking thing that ends up in tears and screaming."

"I think you have the screaming thing down already," Lee hissed before he could stop himself.

Kara's mouth dropped open, and she twisted to glare at him. "You are such an ass sometimes."

Lee let out a long sigh. "They're not going to leave us here, Kara, and chances are you and I will find them before they even realize we were lost."

"I just don't get why you and I always have to go on these missions. Can't someone else save the Fleet for once?"

Lee shook his head. "Our track record is too good. I mean, without us, they never would have found Gemini and they would have mistaken the water on that aqueous planet as something other than an indicator of Pisces."

"So just because you and I know our ancient star charts, we have to tromp through dirt and mud every fraking time we need something?"

"Pretty much."

They started walking again and this time they made it about half a mile before Kara chucked her radio at a tree. It exploded into pieces.

"Smart idea, Kara. Completely destroy the only methods of communication we have," Lee said, pushing past her.

"It doesn't fraking work."

"There was a chance that it could have had a little bit of power left in it. It may have worked if you just gave it a rest."

"That's complete bullshit, sir." Kara hissed the last part, making sure he knew that she was using the less respectful form of the word.

"And throwing the only radio we have at a tree isn't bullshit?" Lee fired back.

"It wasn't fraking working," Kara growled. She took a few steps forward in order to get right up in his face. "Nothing is fraking working on this mission."

Lee loved how when Kara got really mad, her lips would pout in just a way that it was next to impossible not to want to frak her up against a wall.

Too bad there were no walls in the jungle.

"Stop it, Lee."

Kara's words caused him to break out of the little fantasy his mind was cooking up. "What?"

"You've got that look on your face."

"Which look?"

"The one you make when you imagine you're having sex with me, Major."

Lee tried to feign innocence, but it was quickly clear that Kara wasn't buying it. "Sorry?"

Kara rolled her eyes and thrust her hand into the air. "I ought to take this ring and shove it up your ass."

"But I don't think it would fit up there," Lee deadpanned. When he saw Kara's confused look, the corner of his lips turned up in a smirk. "What with the stick you keep referring to already being up there and all."

She continued to glare at him a few moments before she burst out laughing. "Come on, Lee. We need to find the others so we can save the day yet again."

Lee jogged a few feet to catch up to her, and they continued walking through the woods. He hoped they made it a few miles this time before his soon-to-be wife started screaming again.