Title: The Adventures of ATM and SUCK IT!

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+

Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus, Melina, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, DX, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock and Chris Jericho
Summary: DX antics or demonic destruction? The angelic trio of ATM tries to figure out what's up with Shawn and Hunter.

Author's Note: Not all heroes wear capes or shoot stuff out of their wrists.

Three - And So It Begins

Room 512

"What is this?" Edge asked holding up a New King James edition of the Holy Bible as Lita was hopping out of her boots back at their hotel room.

"What?" Lita asked her hazel eyes going soft hoping that Edge wouldn't make such a big deal out of the fact that she had been reading the hotel Bible at every place they had stayed at for over 6 months, "Can't a girl read the Bible if she wants to?" she said pulling off her boot and crashing to the floor seconds afterwards. Usually she'd avoid this but the sight of the Bible in Edge's hands sent her off balance. She crawled over to him and took the Bible out of his fingers and ignored the gaping hole on Edge's face that was supposed to be a mouth and put the Bible back in the drawer on her side of the bed.

"When do you find time to read it?" Edge asked his brow ruffled in confusion.

"When you fall asleep," Lita answered pulling off her jeans and throwing them over the back of the chair.

"Well I'm not gonna fall asleep," Edge teased and stuck his tongue out at her like a little boy, "Let's see you read that thing now!" he said then laughed in his signature style. As Lita pulled on her huge nightshirt and threw her tank top behind her so it landed on the chair Edge was snoring loudly still fully clothed, seemed like the club he went to was a lot more happening than Breathe, at least Lita was still sober. In fact her conversation with Hunter had sobered her right up and made her remember why she had started reading the Bible in the first place.

"Okay, now where was I," she said to herself taking the Bible out of the drawer, sitting a top her bed crossing her legs at the ankle and continuing to read the book of Samuel. After reading a few more chapters Lita closed the Bible and thought about Saul and David and how they were Anointed by God, about how He trusted them and how they served Him. She wondered if Shawn was anointed too and if that was why he always walked around as if something were protecting him. If she were anointed nothing would be able to touch her and it would be death to anyone who touched her, at least it would be in the Old Testament. Hmmm, she thought to herself, how cool would that be?

"Is that what you want Lita?" she heard a voice say. She looked around and seeing no-one she thought it must have been her conscience talking to her so she talked back. Yeah sure it would be awesome she said.

"The Anointing brings with it huge responsibility," the voice said back.

"Hey if anyone knows about the consequences of actions it's me, I think I can handle it," Lita said back.

"Your faith is strong Amy, you are anointed by the Holy One and you know the truth of all things, therefore you shall be Amy the Anointed and no-one will be able to harm you from this moment on and anyone that does shall die,"

"That was pretty cool," Lita said snapping out of her reverie and placing the Bible back into the drawer on the side of her bed. She closed her eyes and turned on her side unaware of the bright light that was shining all around her.

Room 513

"I need some water," Carlito said getting up and heading for the bathroom leaving Trish fidgeting with her hair confused.

"What did I say?" she asked concerned.

Carlito came back out of the bathroom with a glass of water in his hand, "You don't know anything about me do you?" he asked directly.

"Sure I do!" Trish answered her face brightening with enthusiasm, her smile was almost enough to bend Carlito's will to her way, but not tonight. Trish felt like looking away and she did, in fact she decided to bury her head in the pillow until Carlito came over and cuddled her. It felt like an eternity and Carlito hadn't put his hand on her shoulder yet to tell her everything was cool and that she was cool to be around and other such sweet things but that wasn't happening to her right now. Finally Trish got worried and looked over to the bathroom door and saw that Carlito was still standing there looking at her with a nonchalant look on his face.

"What is it Carlos?" she asked with a sweet tone to her voice and Carlito nearly dropped the glass, it was a calculated attempt to sweep him off his feet and it nearly worked but he was determined not to let this issue go undressed for a minute longer and kept his composure.

"Trish, I asked you what do I and Randy Orton have in common with The Rock and you say we've all got great butts," he said not amused in the slightest by the smirk that was now appearing on Trish's thoroughly cleansed face, "Is that all I am to you a piece of ass?" he asked his eyebrows knotting showing Trish that he was very upset only it made him look even cuter to her, "Well? Say something woman!"

"No of course not!" Trish replied getting up on her knees as if to beg for mercy instead she clutched her chest and shook her head fervently, "You're not just sex on legs to me, you're much, much more than that!"

The words cut through Carlito like barbed wire through Mick Foley's chest and his face suddenly lost all expression but he had to give her another chance before doing what he knew had to be done.

"I'm about 30 seconds away from walking outta here and rooming with Shelton," he said waving his finger at her concertedly.

"How can I stop that from happening?" Trish asked her eyes widening like a doe that knew it was being hunted.

"By answering one question: what do Randy Orton and I have in common with The Rock?" he asked sternly. Trish eyes were widening by the second, the truth was she didn't know the answer and the only thing she was thinking of right now was going to get her in even more trouble. She thought hard of how to get out of the situation closing her eyes in a vain attempt to concentrate. Her eyes opened suddenly at the sound of a closing door: it was the hotel room door and Carlito was on the other side of it, he'd gone. Trish leapt over to the door and pulled it open but by the time she reached the elevator the doors had closed, leaving her only with the image of a pained expression on Carlito's face as the doors slid shut between them. Trish banged on the doors and called Carlito's name but it was too late and she knew she'd be sleeping alone tonight. She crawled back to her hotel room and pulled the handle to let herself in then she realized that she had left her room key inside and would have to visit reception for another one. She dragged her slumping body back over to the elevator and pressed the call button. As the doors separated she dragged herself in and slumped down on the plush carpet inside. The elevator attendant looked over at her not recognizing Trish Stratus without any make-up on.

"Are you alright?" he asked compassionately.

"I'm fine," Trish said not looking up at him.

"Now come on, tell me the truth," he said smiling widely and Trish looked at her reflection in the glass of the elevator.

"The truth hurts," she replied her sad eyes feeling too heavy to lift.

"The truth will set you free," said the attendant wisely smiling brightly as Trish turned to face him, a little too brightly for 3am she thought.

"What did you say?" she asked curiously.

"The truth will set you free," the attendant repeated, then as Trish scratched her head in confusion the whole elevator lit up and she couldn't see a thing but she could still hear the elevator attendant's voice.

"Behold, the Lord desires truth in the inward parts and in the hidden part. He will let you to know wisdom. From this moment on you are "The Truth": Trish Stratus and will only tell the truth to your fellow man," the voice said.

"But I can't do that, what if I hurt somebody's feelings?" Trish reasoned not knowing exactly where she was.

"The Truth is no respecter of persons, now go Trish and be courageous," the voice instructed and the light began to disappear and she could see where she was again. In fact she felt a complete change in her vision like she had been given new eyes that could feel and hear as well as see.

"Ground floor," said the elevator attendant unemotionally. Trish rose to her feet and stared at the man as she exited the elevator. He tipped his hat as she stepped onto the marble floor and as she turned to face him one more time she got the warmest feeling inside her and pressed her hand to her chest and felt it almost radiate beneath her hand. She laughed with great wonder and couldn't wait to tell Carlito she'd been in an elevator with an angel.

A smile still spread across her face as she approached the reception desk where the receptionist was still looking for her name tag and she had been looking for it from when Trish checked in this afternoon. Pausing momentarily from her search, the receptionist narrowed her eyes in confusion as Trish was just wearing a huge Carlito t-shirt and a huge smile not really focusing on anything in particular.

"Can I help you ma'am?" the receptionist asked a little surprised to see Trish Stratus without any make-up on.

"Yes I locked myself out of my room, it's number 513," Trish answered.

"Okay," the receptionist said looking under the desk for the spare room key, "Here you go, is there anything else I can do for you Miss Stratus?" she asked politely handing Trish the room key.

"No that's fine, if you're still looking for your name tag, look under the desk again," Trish said and the receptionist shook her head.

"No I already checked it's not there," she said and Trish raised her eyebrow,

"Trust me Helen check again," Trish said. The receptionist hesitantly went back under the desk and there she found her name tag. She sprang back up elated as the Manager was gonna tell her off for sure if she wasn't wearing it again tomorrow, then something else occurred to her.

"How did you know my name?" she asked Trish who by then had disappeared back upstairs. Helen shrugged and pinned her name tag on smiling gratefully, then she noticed something written on a compliment slip on the desk. She picked it up and read what was written,

"It was Anna who hid your name tag, she doesn't like you and she wants you to get fired,"

Helen couldn't believe it, her suspicions about Anna had finally been confirmed and she would certainly confront her about it tomorrow.

"Thank you," she said then looked at the name written under the message, "The Truth: Trish Stratus."

Room 514

As Nitro slept almost blissfully beneath the covers of their bed Melina still had the bedroom curtain hoisted up around her trying to protect herself from whatever was inside the room, although it really wasn't a thing it was words, words that Nitro had spoken to her around 30 minutes ago. She was scared to go anywhere near him afraid that he would criticize her again and tell her that she had to change her attitude towards him and the locker room in general. As far as Melina was concerned she didn't have to do any of those things, she was where she was because of who she was and any alterations to her personality could send her career in a downward spiral to Hell and she didn't want that. As her bare shoulder touched the window for the ninetieth time she knew she had to let go of the curtain and go to bed, it was almost half-three and she had to walk Nitro through his regular workout-shopping routine tomorrow morning.

"Okay I'm letting go," she said to herself slowly releasing the curtains from her hands and taking a step towards the bed not taking her eyes off Nitro. As she let go of the curtain completely she still felt something present in the room. She tiptoed towards the bed and pulled back the sheet and got in. She took a deep breath and tried to blow the whole past hour off as an unpredictable emotional outburst and confident that that's all it was she relaxed and began to close her eyes. But before her lids closed completely the curtains blew out and cold air whooshed through the bedroom causing Melina to sit up and scream in her typical primal fashion. She turned to wake Nitro shaking him violently but the same peaceful expression stayed on his face throughout and try as she might he wouldn't wake.

"Nitro get up I need you get up!" she yelled but the young man wouldn't budge, suddenly she found herself being pulled out of the room and grabbed onto the curtain for dear life.

"HELP!" she screamed then she heard a voice.

"And suddenly there came a sound from heaven, as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled the whole house where they were sitting. And they were all filled with the Holy Spirit" the voice said.

"Shawn Michaels I swear if this is some kind of DX trick you will never stop paying for this!" Melina retaliated hanging from the curtain as the wind grew stronger. It was then that she realized that this was no stunt, this was real something was happening and she had no idea what it was.

"I know that you are perplexed and confused but there is no need to be, all you have to do is let go and all will be revealed. Now let go!" the voice commanded her.

"Okay Lord, Thy will be done," she said and in a moment of faith she let go of the curtain. Instead of falling to the ground Melina stayed in the air. She gasped in shock at what was going on, she could see the dust on top of the chandelier, the peeling paint on the ceiling and Nitro still sleeping soundly below her, it was all so amazing!

"Whatever could this mean?" Melina said floating around the room.

"Melina I have called you for such a time as this and I have given you the Spirit of healing, from this moment on you will be known as Melina the Miraculous and you will heal your fellow man of all infirmities. Go forth my child and do not judge those you heal,"

"Your will be done Father!" Melina exclaimed resting back on her arms as if on the grass at the park as the mighty wind receded and she floated down to the ground. She landed softly on her bed all serene. She looked over at Nitro who was still soundly asleep then she looked back over at the curtain which was now still. She felt a stirring from the other side of the bed and turned to see Nitro squinting raising his head up to talk to her.

"What's up why are you awake?" he asked with a croaky voice.

"You just missed the greatest show on Earth," Melina answered smiling from ear to ear. Nitro rolled his eyes and put his head back on the pillow.

"For crying out loud Melina that was five hours ago will you just let it go?" he said thinking Melina was referring to Monday Night RAW and went back to sleep. Melina chuckled a little bit with her hands clasped behind her head; RAW was the furthest thing from her mind.