Title: The Adventures of ATM and SUCK IT!

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+

Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus, Melina, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, DX, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock and Chris Jericho
Summary: DX antics or demonic destruction? The angelic trio of ATM tries to figure out what's up with Shawn and Hunter.

Author's Note: Not all heroes wear capes or shoot stuff out of their wrists.

Four - Breakfast At Stephanie's

The next morning at Steph and Hunter's house in Connecticut:

Stephanie was listening to her favorite album in the whole world Mariah Carey's Music Box and singing to her baby girl. Hunter said that he was tired but would make her breakfast. He was so sweet to her having him in Connecticut sure was handy; it was nice when it was just the three of them, and Shawn. Stephanie was surprised that the Heartbreak Kid hadn't gone home; usually he flew out of whatever town they were in as soon as RAW was over but he decided to stay over which was cool, if a little strange. She shrugged it off putting it down to how much they were both getting into being Degeneration X again and the stunt they pulled on her father's plane was hilarious.

"Breakfast's ready Steph!" Hunter yelled from the kitchen and Steph put a sleeping Aurora down gently and skipped downstairs to have breakfast with her husband.

Stephanie took another bite of her pancakes and grinned gratefully because they tasted so good.

"Hunter you sure did a good job with these pancakes," she said hungrily scoffing them down.

"You really like them huh?" came the reply and Stephanie looked up quickly.

"What did you say honey?" she said but when she looked up it wasn't Hunter that was sitting there, it was Shawn Michaels. Stephanie put her fork down slowly thinking that she was seeing things, "Shawn, I thought you were sleeping?"

Shawn grinned slyly, "I was but I'm awake now," he said looking at her and she shifted uncomfortably in her chair.

"Sorry Shawn but I could have sworn Hunter was sitting there just a second ago," she said picking up her fork to resume eating.

"Somebody say my name?" Hunter had coming into the kitchen in his usual animated way.

"Oh hey honey," Stephanie said brightening at the presence of her husband who came over and kissed her syrupy lips.

"Hmmm syrup," Hunter said stealing a strawberry from off of the top pancake.

"Oh now I know you're Hunter," Stephanie said eating another pancake.

"What?" Hunter said getting a bottle of water out of the refrigerator, "Whassup Heartbreak?"

"Nothing your wife was just saying that she thought I was you, how strange is that?" Shawn said pulling out his hair and shaking it loose.

Stephanie could barely stop the fork in her hand from trembling as Shawn shook his hair out and ran his fingers through it. There wasn't anything unusual about that except for the fact that Shawn's hair was almost touching his waist.

"Did you do something to your hair Shawnie?" Stephanie asked using her pet name for him, her voice was very shaky and she could barely swallow the strawberry she had just put in her mouth.

"No, why?" Shawn asked oblivious to the fact that it was taking him longer than usual to run his fingers completely through his hair and Stephanie couldn't stop looking at him. It was like it was 1996 in her kitchen.

"Did you get plugs or something?" she asked a huge crease forming in her forehead as she surveyed HBK a little closer.

"Stephanie are you feeling okay?" Shawn asked gently.

"Yes Shawn I'm fine it just that your hair's almost a foot longer than it was last night that's all!" Stephanie replied as something else caught her eye and she violently banged her fork down on the table.

"Who ate all my strawberries?" she said noticing that her bowl of strawberries was now suddenly empty. Hunter shrugged and Shawn was impossible for Stephanie to look at without feeling like she was in a time warp. She crossed her arms tightly awaiting a response from her husband.

"You did, you know how much you love them, here, let me get you some more," Hunter said coming over to her side of the table. As he reached for the bowl Stephanie grabbed onto his wrist and looked him square in the eyes.

"Hunter, this bowl was full of strawberries two minutes ago, I only ate two and you had one which means there should be at least seventeen strawberries left in this bowl. As you can see there ain't even one but more importantly, don't you think there's something strange about Shawn?"

"What, his hair's grown a little that's all," Hunter replied like she was exaggerating.

Stephanie's eyes narrowed and her grip on his wrist tightened, "A little bit? What are you blind it's almost touching his ass!"

"Steph you're exaggerating it has been awhile since you've seen him," Hunter explained rationally.

"Don't you think you should quit while you're ahead Hunter?" Stephanie said glaring at him warning him to cut the antics; DX was fine as long as it wasn't in her house first thing in the morning.

"Now Stephanie you know it's rude to whisper," HBK said folding his arms in mock annoyance, "What was that about my ass?" he said raising his eyebrow suspiciously. Hunter shook his head and kissed Stephanie on the head.

"Don't pay any attention to him, I'll go get you some more strawberries," he said taking the empty bowl over to the refrigerator while Stephanie found herself again speechless at the behavior of HBK.

"You heard me from way over there?" she asked her breath suddenly shallow and her eyes darkening with distrust. HBK clasped his hands beneath his chin and cocked his head to one side innocently.

"Oh Steph you really shouldn't be so suspicious," he said sweetly and Stephanie shook her head as if to shake some sense into herself.

"You're right," she said perking up, "I must just be tired you always had really good hearing anyway,"

Hunter came over with the strawberries piled so high they were almost falling out of the bowl.

"Oh Hunter you're the best!" she said on seeing the strawberries coming closer to her. Hunter put the bowl on the table and welcomed the loving kiss from his wife.

"Think nothing of it," he said and went back over to where Shawn was sitting.

Several minutes later:

Stephanie had almost finished the strawberries and was patting her stomach in respect to a gorgeous breakfast she was having at home with her husband.

"This morning's been great, I'm gonna go upstairs and check on Aurora," she said beaming at the thought of her daughter.

"Say Stephanie, what is that eight legged arachnid you said you fear more than snakes, bears and cockroaches?" Hunter asked.

"Spiders," she said shuddering at the thought, "Tarantulas especially,"

"Really?" HBK said quizzically, "Then how did you manage to eat a whole bowl of them without gagging?"

"What?" Stephanie asked chuckling at the question HBK just asked.

"Yeah not to mention that one you're chewing on right now," Hunter added. Stephanie stopped chewing, feeling something furry tickle the inside of her jaw. She reached in her mouth and pulled out a hairy spider's leg. Her eyes widened and she clutched her stomach for fear that it would explode and then she made the mistake of looking at her bowl and there were three black and orange tarantulas sitting in her bowl.

"AGRHHHHH!" she screamed so loud her ears nearly split and she ran into the hallway and picked up the phone but as she went to dial she could feel her stomach moving around. As she pulled up her top she could see something moving and her face contorted in terror.

"HUNTER HELP ME!" she hollered but it was as if she was home alone as no-one was coming to help her. She decided to go to the hospital and went to pick up her car keys but they weren't where she left them. She ran her hand over the shelf and looked under stray pieces of paper but they weren't there.

"Where are they!" she yelled and suddenly found herself short of breath. As she walked up to the mirror she noticed something moving in her throat. She reached up to touch it and as she stared at her reflection she watched as a tarantula slowly crawled out of her mouth.

"AGRHHHHHH!" she screamed again and flew out of the house.

In the kitchen Triple H and HBK were being congratulated by a man dressed in black with his hair cut short.

"Good stuff amigos, the Prince of Darkness would be proud of you," he said his dark voice reverberating throughout the room.

Hunter waved it off, "Those were just parlor tricks," he said.

"Yeah," HBK agreed, "We've only just begun to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting public."

"Great then allow me to give you your new names," the dark man said and turned towards HBK, "Shawn Michaels you with henceforth be known as The Sorcerer and you will have the ability to cast spells and manipulate your appearance to deceive those around you," the dark man then turned to Hunter, "Hunter you shall be known as The Hullucinator and shall have to abilities to play tricks on the mind and make people see things that aren't there, have fun fellas I know I would!" he said and walked away.

Shawn and Hunter rubbed their chins contemplating their next evil move.

"You know Randy Orton was mouthing off to us last night," Hunter said, "Whad'ya say we pay the old Legend Killer a visit?"

Shawn smiled deviously, "I'll drive," he said waving Stephanie's car keys back and forth.

"You think Steph'll mind us borrowing her car for awhile?" Hunter asked pointing at the car keys with the Triple H keychain dangling from it.

"Hey you're married: what's hers is yours," Shawn replied and they both began to laugh as they made their way out of the house.