Dora goes to space camp. Nyeeeaaargh.
I don't own the slut, Dora is a slut.
Co-written by Nixon Price.
One day Dora was playing with a box. She met Pan and they both played with the box. She decided to call it Pan and Dora's box. Suddenly they got leprously and died.
Out of the blue (the dog blue) John Sheperd, the disgruntled janitor appeared, unknowing, of the massive destruction of turkey wads. He realized he hadn't had canned jambon in awhile, so Scruff McGruff came out of the distance and took a bite out of his jambon, but John Sherperd, unknowing of the true potential of the jambon (he unknows so many things) he biffed it at Scruff, who fell with a face full of ham like products unconscious, and started eating them.
Then, John Sheperd, the molester janitor of giver view high, announced his new career, he will become a master of the custodial arts. He also told his son, Sean, that he would soon die an old woman, which is odd because he is only fifteen, And Sean is twenty. John then joined the war in Greneda (Land of the impotent child labor.) which was resolved twelve years ago, and didn't last long enough to actually be classified as a war. Take that NBC!
Back to Dora, Dora died, Dora now lives, don't make sense? Deal with it. Dora went to some shit faced monkey crack hoe who pawned his red boots for heroine money. Then he gave the money to his hermaphroditic child in law, Billy Bob Thorton. When he saw Dora he stole her backpack and gave her syphilis, twice. She deserved it though so the pimp didn't mind.
The monkey gave her a map or something and told her to look for sugar and flour because he wanted to bake some filthy Mexican brownies complete with shit and reefer. So she shit in his face and gave him some reefer. He stole the map and named himself ShatMonkey.
Dora then explored her anal cavities, searching for treasure, then she became a border guard. The monkeys new backpack started talking to her, she realized that she was now addicted to shrooms and acid. So she asked the pimps for some of the strongest stuff they had and they gave her a baggy of shrooms and dangled her over a pot of acid.
Dora said "Shrooms es Muy bien! Yomagusta Shrooms. Yonomagusta sulfuric acid!" and died. Plop plop fizz motherfuckers!
Dora's computer broke so she went to future shop and went to the Pentium section looking for help. She found an employee named Bob the future shop employee. Can he rape it? Yes he can! So Dora left feeling violated and mildly annoyed at future shop's mediocre service. Then she went back to collect her clothes, but found they had been stolen by a hobo who was using them as firewood. She took them back and stormed… I mean burned out of the store.
Author's fish:
The John Sheperd part of this story was supplied by Nixon Price.
