Title: The Adventures of ATM and SUCK IT!
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus, Melina, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, DX, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock and Chris Jericho
Summary: DX antics or demonic destruction? The angelic trio of ATM tries to figure out what's up with Shawn and Hunter.
Author's Note: Not all heroes wear capes or shoot stuff out of their wrists.
Nine - Hey Princess!
At Stephanie's:
"I don't get it," The Rock said reclining in Stephanie's sofa as everyone sat admiring Aurora who was lying in her mother's arms, "Why would Shawn Michaels be impersonating me?"
"It must have been something we missed," Lita said furrowing her brow.
"We know the connection between The Rock, Trish Stratus and Carlito but what's the connection between Shawn Michaels and The Rock?" Melina thought as Nitro combed her hair.
"Wait a second what's the connection between HBK and me?" Randy asked flipping the magazine he was reading up in the air and catching it.
"Didn't you give him the finger at Breathe last night?" Shelton asked.
"So he tries to kill me?" Randy questioned in disbelief, "I don't think so," he said throwing the magazine up in the air again.
"Seems like something Hunter would do, he's the one who turned on you for leaving Evolution," Shelton said and Stephanie shook her head.
"But by that rationale wouldn't Dave Batista be in trouble? I mean he actually went on to become World Heavyweight Champion," Nitro said.
"How do we know Dave isn't in trouble?" Shelton asked.
"He isn't," Trish replied and everyone gave a sigh of relief.
"Even though he beat The Game three times on Pay-Per-View?" Nitro asked.
"He's not in danger okay!" Randy snapped at the current IC Champ.
"Shelly please don't bring up his Evolution days my husband has relaxed a lot in the past two years, whatever's going on is separate from that," Stephanie said to Shelton Benjamin.
"I promise I won't if you promise not to call me Shelly ever again," Shelton replied not liking Stephanie's pet name for him.
"Well then why would Trish's past relationship with me be so important?" The Rock asked.
"They want to distract me from what they're doing, I figured out that Randy was in danger they know how powerful God has made me they probably don't want to risk that I could figure out their next move," Trish said as Carlito massaged her shoulders,
"Correction, will figure out their next move," he said supportively deepening his massage.
"Hmmm," she moaned, "that feels good,"
The Rock looked over to her and cocked his eyebrow, "Remember when I used to give you massages," he asked flirtatiously.
"Yeah, they weren't that good Rocky," Trish replied putting her head back her eyes closed in bliss.
"You said they were the best thing your shoulders have ever felt!"
The Rock said getting to his feet defiantly.
"She said a lot of things back then that weren't true," Carlito replied, Rock looked across the room and everyone nodded in agreement with Carlito.
"So you never liked the People's massages?" The Rock asked trying to retain some of his pride.
Trish shook her head, "No," she said. The Rock stepped forward.
"How about the People's Strudel?" he asked lasciviously and Nitro looked at Carlito who was spitting daggers at The Rock, he knew he'd be pissed if some hot shot started making moves on his girlfriend right in front of him.
"The one you made for me at your house that time was delicious, that thing down there," Trish said pointing at The People's Package, "could have done with a good ten minutes more in the oven,"
"OH!" cried Shelton, Randy, Edge and Nitro simultaneously, "BURN!" they said hi-fiving each other and Carlito beamed proudly of his smart-alecky girlfriend.
"I think you missed the boat on this one culo," Carlito said kissing Trish on the cheek.
"Was that the banana boat you came over on?" The Rock snapped back viciously and Carlito jumped up and took down the People's Champion.
"Are you sure that's not Shawn Michaels?" Edge asked Lita as Shelton and Nitro separated the two.
"No guys always fight over Trish, remember Jericho and Christian?" she said as Shelton and Nitro sat them on opposite sides of the room.
"What did you say?" Trish asked Lita as Stephanie came back into the room after putting Aurora to bed.
"What's going on in here?" she asked putting her hands on her hips.
"Sorry Steph these guys were just about to apologize for forgetting they were guests in somebody's house," Edge said to The Rock and Carlito with a warning tone to his voice.
"Sorry Steph for fighting in your house, especially after everything you've been through today," The Rock said and Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"Man it's like being General Manager again, it's a good thing Aurora's a sound sleeper or I would have thrown you both out, "she said sitting in-between Carlito and The Rock, "It's like sitting between Hunter and Jericho, remember those days Trish?"
Stephanie frowned at the still way Trish was sitting like she was meditating when what she was doing was getting some very important information together and connecting the dots between.
"What is it Trish?" Lita asked slipping onto the floor and sitting next to her.
"What's wrong with her?" Stephanie asked leaning forward for a closer look.
"Trish what is it?" Melina asked also coming over to her compatriots.
"Wait, wait," Trish said her eyes closed. The room fell silent as all eyes were on Trish.
"You know I got the strangest voicemail messages from Chris Jericho," The Rock said breaking the silence much to everyone's chagrin.
"Not now Rocky," Stephanie said putting her hand up for him to be quiet.
"I'm surprised you didn't know before I did," The Rock said to Stephanie ignoring her request for him to be quiet. The Billion Dollar Princess frowned.
"Know what?" she said quietly not wanting to disturb Trish.
"Jericho wants to get back in the ring; he wants to face me in a Final Encounter," The Rock said. Trish's eyes popped open and she looked The Rock dead in the eye.
"No, he wants to kill you," she said and everyone gasped. Trish got to her feet and started to pace the room, "This is what the demons were trying to block me from seeing yes it all makes sense now; after I worked out that Shawn and Hunter were possessed the fake Rock appeared out of nowhere and Jericho called me just before. If I wasn't so upset at seeing Rocky I would have made the connection between the two,"
"Oh my goodness," Melina said putting her hand over her heart with a saddened voice.
"But something's still not making any sense: why did Shawn and Hunter try to kill Randy?" Trish asked herself.
"It was Shawn that morphed into Rocky, Hunter must be with Jericho," Lita said picking up on Trish's vision, "Man this is bad," she said lowering her head.
"What is Jericho in danger?" Edge asked touching Lita gently on the shoulder concerned.
"Tell them Trish," Lita responded waving at Trish who by now had tears in her eyes. Lita looked up at her noticing her reticence, she shook her head and said, "Trish you are under a mandate by God to tell the truth, now tell the truth," Lita said forcefully and Trish shook her head the tears starting to fall down her face.
"But it's so awful you guys don't wanna know what I know. Why should you be burdened with the Truth?" she said.
"Because together we can stop it," Edge chimed in and everyone nodded their head in agreement but Trish shook her head.
"No you can't," she said tearfully shaking her head furiously, "It's too late, it's too late!"
Melina grabbed hold of Trish's shoulders and tried to calm her down, "Trish what's wrong?" she said as the Diva flailed around wildly. Lita looked around the room as if smelling the air and slowly rose to her feet.
"They're here," she said.
"And they're doing this to Trish?" Shelton asked as Carlito held Trish firmly in his arms while Melina prayed over her.
"Not exactly, Rocky what did Chris Jericho say in those voicemails?" Lita asked the Brahma Bull.
"He said that he couldn't believe I would go on national TV and say that he was a weak impersonation of me and that he was gonna kick my ass when he got to Connecticut but I figured it was all a work cos I wasn't even on TV this week," The Rock answered his eyes locked on Trish worriedly. Lita knelt down in front of Trish who had calmed down considerably since Melina started to pray over her. She took her hand and pressed it gently.
"Jericho?" Lita said, the RAW Superstars looked at each other in shock then looked back at Trish whose eyes had stopped moving back and forth so hurriedly at the mention of Jericho's name.
"Jericho?" Lita called again.
"Lita?" Trish answered back, then looked to the side and saw Carlito holding her in his arms, "Ew get off of me assclown!" she said jumping up in disgust.
"Holy shit it's Jericho!" Randy screamed.
"She's possessed!" Shelton yelled and everyone except Carlito, Lita and Melina jumped behind the couch in horror.
"Lita what the Hell have you brought into my house?" Stephanie snapped thinking a poltergeist was in the room. Trish turned to look at Stephanie her eyes softening considerably and Stephanie went white, "Oh my God, it's Jericho," she said mesmerized.
"Hey princess," Trish said.
