Title: The Adventures of ATM and SUCK IT!
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus, Melina, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, DX, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock and Chris Jericho
Summary: DX antics or demonic destruction? The angelic trio of ATM tries to figure out what's up with Shawn and Hunter.
Author's Note: Not all heroes wear capes or shoot stuff out of their wrists.
Ten - Unfinished Business
"Lita what's going on?" Melina whispered to Lita.
"Jericho's reaching out to Trish for help, she's channeling his spirit," Lita answered. Trish began to openly flirt with Stephanie and Randy, Shelton, Edge and Nitro suddenly got brave and came out from behind the couch for a better view.
"But I thought Jericho was in danger?" Melina asked.
"He is," Lita replied shaking her head at the male superstars who now too were mesmerized with what they were seeing.
"Then why isn't he scared?" Melina asked genuinely confused.
"Because he isn't in any danger in Trish's body, he's using her to escape the warring demons that are attacking him," Lita answered, " as long as he's in Trish he's safe,"
"But we need her to find Shawn and Hunter," Melina reasoned turning her nose up as Trish began to stroke Stephanie's hair.
"I know," Lita answered patting Melina on the hand reassuringly then she got up and went over to Trish, "Jericho?" she called out clearly causing Trish to turn and face her.
"Wow Lita you certainly have grown since the last time I saw you," Trish said looking at Lita's boobs without any apology. Even Edge was starting to get a little duped into believing that Jericho was making a move on Lita. Nitro tapped him on the shoulder.
"You gonna let him talk to your girlfriend like that?" he said and Edge thought of how much he missed Jericho's antics and would hate for anything bad to happen to him but Lita was already light years ahead of him. She took Trish by the hand and lightly squeezed.
"Jericho you have to tell me where you are so we can help you," she said. Trish smirked and looked at Lita like she was crazy.
"I'm right here babe!" Trish said.
"No you're not, you're in a bad place Chris, a real bad place and you wanna do something to somebody you care about that you're gonna regret for the rest of your life," Lita said still holding onto Trish's hands, "But God sent me to tell you that you don't have to do that, Jericho, tell me where you are,"
"No, I'm not, I won't, as long as I'm . . . "Trish drifted off and looked around nervously, Lita followed her eyes around the room.
"As long as you're what?" Lita asked as Trish got increasingly agitated.
"As long as I'm here, where somebody loves me," Trish said emotionally pulling her hair out of her face just like Jericho would went he got frustrated. Lita pulled Trish's face towards her and held her head tightly.
"Jericho where are you?" she said looking deeply into Trish's eyes. Aurora started to cry and Stephanie tore her eyes away from the exorcism that was going on before her to attend to her crying child.
"I'll just stay here and I won't have to kill him, "Trish said her voice shaking in fear.
"Kill who?" Lita asked firmly as everyone began to step back as it looked like Trish was about to explode.
Upstairs:
Stephanie ran to Aurora's crib and picked her up gently rocking her back and forth.
"Ssh baby, I won't let anything hurt you, Lita's gonna make it all better, soon you'll have your Daddy back," she said lovingly pressing her daughter to her chest. When Aurora calmed down Stephanie placed her back in the crib, she was about to step back downstairs when something caught her attention: The closet.
Downstairs:
Carlito's eyes welled up as Trish looked like she was in so much pain and he couldn't help her, all he could do was pray that Lita knew what she was doing.
"He's – he's," said Trish trying to repossess her body.
"Yes Trish where is he?" Lita said holding her friend firmly by the arms.
Upstairs:
Stephanie stepped gingerly towards the closet and opened the door.
"Jericho!" she said her eyes widening at the disheveled young man crouching down inside her closet shaking.
"I'm here to take care of some unfinished business," he said getting up and walking past Stephanie out of the room.
"Jericho wait!" Stephanie cried out but Aurora started to cry again and she couldn't ignore her. As she comforted her daughter she cried out to Jericho desperately,
"Chris you're not a murderer!"
Downstairs:
Carlito, Edge, Shelton, Nitro and Randy turned to face the door; they could hear someone coming down the stairs.
"And what business is that Jericho?" Lita asked getting mixed messages from both Trish and Jericho. Suddenly Jericho burst through the door looking every bit as crazy as the voices inside his head. Trish raised a finger and pointed straight at The Rock.
"Kill him," she said and dropped to the floor unconscious.
"Trish!" Carlito cried out and crawled towards his girlfriend. Everybody else ran towards The Rock and formed a barricade around him.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the People's Chump," said the embittered yet demonic voice of Chris Jericho. Shelton flew at him and Jericho power-slammed him to the ground. Nitro came next and Jericho kicked him in the face. Randy went for his neck but Jericho shook him off and pushed him into the wall cabinet knocking it over causing the glass to shatter. Edge tried to spear him but Jericho dodged out of the way and The Rock was left unprotected. Jericho smirked.
"It's just you and I Rocky, for the last time – this thing between you and me ends tonight," Jericho said his eyes burning with supernatural hatred.
The Rock stood tall looking Jericho dead in the eye but he couldn't see a soul, he knew that the man staring at him on the other side of the room wasn't his best friend, so he had no hesitation about kicking his ass. Rocky took off his jacket and rolled his shoulders ready to fight.
"May the best man win," he said stepping forward and Jericho smirked also stepping forward but the showdown was interrupted by Stephanie who stepped right in front of Jericho. Melina's eyes widened at the sight of Stephanie standing between the two men and she rushed to her feet, someone reached out and grabbed her arm though, it was Trish.
"No you mustn't try to stop her," she said weakly Carlito supporting her with his arms, "she has to do this,"
Melina shook her head in disbelief, "No I can help her if she gets hurt,"
"The only person that's going to get hurt if you go over there is you," Trish said and Carlito frowned at Edge who was walking towards his girlfriend clutching his battered arm.
"Hunter get out of there!" she said calling her husband's name.
Jericho smirked, "I don't know what you're talking about Princess you're husband's not here," he said.
"Yes he is. Hunter? I don't know why you're doing this but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you kill one of your best friends and have Jericho go down for murder. Now stop this foolishness and come out where we can see you!" Stephanie yelled her eyes aflame.
Jericho just continued to smirk and Stephanie's face tightened with rage.
"Fine, you wanna play games? I'm gonna make you so mad you're going to leap out from where ever you are!" she said adamantly.
"Stephanie you're so funny," Jericho said mockingly, "Let me just take care of this Brahma fool and we'll have lunch tomorrow okay? Now if you'll excuse me I -"
Stephanie grabbed Jericho's face and gave him the biggest kiss she could. Suddenly the house began to shake and pictures started to fall off the walls. Lita turned to look at the door and like a demon from Hell Hunter burst through the door.
"JERICHO!" he cried and lunged for the Ayatollah of Rock N' Rolla who was dazed by the kiss Hunter's wife had just given him. But before he could get anywhere near Jericho Lita tripped him up and pinned him to the ground.
"Hand me my bag!" she said to Edge who jumped over to where Lita's bag was sitting but before he could pick it up Shawn Michaels super-kicked him in the face and knocked him out cold. Lita locked eyes with the Showstoppa while trying to put the sleeper on Triple H.
"Lord please give me the strength to lock this bad boy in," she said and eventually Triple H stopped struggling beneath her and went to sleep. She rose to her feet and looked at Edge's motionless body thinking it was a good thing he wasn't awake to see what she was about to do.
"Hey Shawnie," she said in her most seductive voice.
"Oh boy," Shelton said while Stephanie moved over to her sleeping husband to make sure he was still breathing.
"What's she doing?" Stephanie asked Trish who was intrigued herself.
"Well, if the demon inside Shawn plays off human emotion, Amy may be the person to bring some human emotion out of Shawn," Trish answered.
"But why Amy?" Stephanie asked sweeping the hair away from her husband's forehead.
"Because he's got a thing for her," Randy said watching Lita advance on HBK eagerly and Stephanie wondered just how much she had missed on RAW but Melina shook her head dismissing Randy's comments.
"No because she's Anointed, this is what she has to do," Melina replied hoping that this nightmare would soon be over.
Lita gathered up all her strength and began to dance around HBK. Shelton, Carlito and Nitro's mouths dropped as she rubbed her body against him.
"This is what she has to do?" Stephanie questioned in disbelief and Melina tried to calm her down, "Honey I know the Bible pretty well and never once do I remember God telling David to rub up on Goliath!"
"Just watch," she said and Stephanie obeyed thinking God to be too much like a Sports Entertainment writer for her liking.
"Shawn you know you want me, just drop the bag," she breathed in a husky voice. She whipped her hair back and it must have done something because HBK dropped the bag which Lita grabbed, pulled out the Tallit and wrapped it around HBK.
"Isaiah 10:27 says "It shall come to pass in that day that his burden will be taken away from your shoulder, and his yoke from your neck, and the yoke will be destroyed because of the anointing oil." In the name of Jesus Christ I break . . . I break,"
"Yes Lita you're almost there!" Shelton cheered her on as everyone watched her in amazement.
"Finish it!" Nitro yelled jumping up and down.
But Lita couldn't finish the exorcism and everyone looked at Melina and Trish for an explanation.
"What's the matter why has she stopped?" Shelton asked Trish but before The Truth could reply Hunter sprang up from out of Stephanie's arms and ran towards Lita. He knocked her down grabbed HBK and looked back at the stunned faces looking at them one face in particular was scared more than the rest. A cruel smile came over Hunter's face as he stepped towards his protégée Randy Orton who was tending to his cuts from the glass cabinet.
"Well what do we have here Sorcerer, if it isn't the Legend Killer," he said mockingly walking towards the trembling Orton, "What's the matter Randy, 'fraid you're gonna die?"
"You guys don't know what you're doing, this is a mistake!" Randy cried out.
"No you getting signed back to RAW that was a mistake," Shawn Michaels said his eyes like steel, "Well that Legend killing ain't gonna work on us,"
Shelton's breath came quick and fast he couldn't believe his mentor was acting like such a monster.
"RKO please, who do you think you are naming a move after yourself anyway?" Hunter asked walking closer to Randy.
"Yeah and it's only a neck breaker, hardly devastating," Shawn Michaels mocked, "unlike the Ankle Lock now that's a good move,"
"Yeah Angle slapped that on you real good didn't he Randy?" Hunter asked cruelly.
"Yeah he did so what?" Randy asked trying to be brave but it was no use he was scared out of his mind.
"You were out for two whole months, bet you felt like you were gonna die huh?" asked Shawn Michaels.
"Yeah I did, so what?" Randy said panicking.
"Randy shut up you're gonna make it worse!" Nitro cried out.
"Do you feel like you're gonna die now Randy?" Hunter asked. Randy felt a twitching below his knee then he looked up at Hunter and Shawn.
"No," he replied.
"How about now?" Shawn said. Suddenly Randy's knee twisted to the left and his ankle began twisting of its own accord.
"ARGHHH!" Randy screamed out in agonizing pain.
"Didn't he have a shoulder problem too?" Shawn asked unaffected by the sight of Randy Orton writhing in pain on the floor clutching his ankle.
"Oh yeah," Hunter replied. Suddenly Randy's left shoulder pulled itself out of the socket and Randy's scream that split everybody's ear.
"Make it stop please make it stop!" he screamed.
"You know I think there was a neck injury too," Shawn said reflecting back on Orton's many injuries.
"No that was Kurt Angle," Hunter corrected him, "But I think we can make an exception," Stephanie gasped in horror and everybody felt like they were gonna be sick at the sound of Randy Orton's neck breaking and then silence as his writhing twisted body lay still on the ground.
"OH MY GOD!" Stephanie yelled out, "Hunter what have you done?" she went for her husband but Jericho held her back. Hunter shook his head at them both as if tasting some very bad wine.
"You're gonna pay Jericho!" he yelled then they both disappeared out of the house. Everyone came over to Randy and Melina took his pulse.
"He's dead!" she said.
"Well do something!" Carlito said.
"She can't, none of us can do anything anymore," Lita said quietly her eyes wet with tears. She looked up into the air her eyes wide with disbelief, no-one was supposed to hurt me she said, you've abandoned me. Shelton came over to make sure she was alright.
"You okay Lita?" he asked.
"What happened?" Nitro asked afterwards.
Lita looked down at the ground in shame, "I lost the Anointing," she answered.
"I can't bring Edge back to consciousness!" Melina said fretfully.
"What do you mean you lost the Anointing?" Nitro demanded.
"You mean Randy's dead? He can't be dead!" Jericho shouted wrapping his arms around a crying Stephanie.
"We have to go after them!" The Rock demanded.
"Trish where did they go?" Carlito asked his girlfriend urgently and everyone turned to look at Trish.
"How should I know?" she replied shrugging her shoulders.
Lita crawled over to the bodies of Randy and Edge the two men she had been trying to protect all day and felt the chaos surrounding her taking over. She lowered her head holding Edge's hand her tears falling over his body. What have I done? She said to herself, Dear God I've failed you.
