Title: The Adventures of ATM and SUCK IT!

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+

Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus, Melina, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, DX, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock and Chris Jericho
Summary: DX antics or demonic destruction? The angelic trio of ATM tries to figure out what's up with Shawn and Hunter.

Author's Note: Not all heroes wear capes or shoot stuff out of their wrists.

Twelve - Now They'll Sleep All Nite

Lita raised her head confidently as she looked into The Game's eyes, then she looked over at Shawn knowing that he wouldn't dare touch her.

"Why don't you tell me what I'm afraid of Hunter?" she said turning her attention back to The Game, "What weapons can you use against me?"

Hunter's lips tightened, "I can think of a few," he said boastfully, "But I wouldn't wanna smash that pretty little head of yours in,"

"Well the last weapon you tried to use against me failed, you see I've got a reputation for being a promiscuous woman and you used my feelings towards Shawn against me thinking it would bring me down and you nearly succeeded but then I remembered why we're all here, to put an end to our sinful lifestyle and start again reborn in Jesus Christ so that demons like you can't run wild on us anymore," she said poignantly.

"I bet you'd love Shawn to run wild on you wouldn't you Lita?" Hunter taunted her hoping to appeal to the wrestler inside her, "Well he's right here it'll be just between us, all ten of us," he said and laughed confidently. Lita looked over at Shawn who was waiting for her to approach him seductively again but when it didn't happen he started to tremble. Suddenly Lita started to walk towards him but not with lust and he leaned back afraid that she would kill him right there.

""You believe that there is one God. Even the demons believe – and tremble!"" Lita recited causing Shawn to jump. Lita smiled in triumph and turned back to face Hunter, "Your turn," she said.

"Please," Hunter said stubbornly rolling his eyes with his arms crossed.

"Stop trying to beat me Hunter, you can't, I am Anointed, do you know what that means? It means no weapon formed against me shall prosper," Lita said calmly as Shawn started to sweat.

"Really, no weapon huh?" Hunter asked unconvinced pulling out his sledgehammer and holding it up high, "Not even this one?"

Shawn grabbed the sledgehammer and hit himself in the head with it busting himself open. He fell to the ground unconscious. Lita looked up at Hunter and shook her head while the Cerebral Assassin merely shrugged.

"He was weak," he said and picked up the sledgehammer from beside his partner in crime, "And now to finish what he started," he said and raised the sledgehammer high above his head and brought it down on Lita. Everyone gasped as the sledgehammer splintered in The Game's hands.

"What's happening?" Hunter said as the sledgehammer disintegrated between his fingers.

"Didn't you hear me demon? I said, "No weapon" that means, no knife, no gun, no missile, no weapon at all formed against me shall prosper! I bind you in the name of God and His Son Jesus Christ who died so that we may have eternal life. Go now and come back here no more!" Lita cried holding onto Hunter's wrists lowering him to his knees and all the way to his back. She finally let go when the house stopped shaking and turned to Melina who ran over to her with her Tallit and handbag.

"He's alright now but I've got one more demon to vanquish before you can finish up okay?" she said and Melina nodded.

"Whatever you say Amy," she said and Lita walked over to Shawn Michaels' still body and knelt down beside him. Melina handed Lita her prayer cloth and she wrapped it around herself for it was she who needed the prayer the most. Melina gave Lita her bag and Lita took out a vile of oil and opened it then poured the oil over Shawn's bleeding head and began to pray:

"Isaiah 10:27 says "It shall come to pass in that day that his burden will be taken away, and his yoke from your neck, and the yoke will be destroyed because of the anointing oil." In the name of Jesus Christ I break the yoke around your neck and release the spirit of the Anointing in your life,"

The oil glistened over Shawn Michaels' face and everyone came forward to see what appeared to be a man coming back to life. Shawn sat up and saw a woman wrapped it a Tallit kneeling beside him and Triple H sleeping on the ground with Stephanie beside him. There were also a band of WWE Superstars rallying around him and he wasn't quite sure what was going on but he could tell from the broken glass and oil over his head that he had missed something very unusual. He turned to the woman next to him who bore a striking resemblance to Lita.

"Did you pray for me?" he asked her hopefully, "Because I think I did something really bad,"

Lita smiled warmly and touched HBK on the shoulder, "Your sins are forgiven Shawn Michaels you have been saved by the grace of God,"

Shawn sighed thankfully, "Man that's a relief, thank you angel," he said and reached out to shake Lita's hand.

"Actually it's Anointed Amy," Shelton corrected him and HBK narrowed his eyes looking closely at Lita.

"Lita?" he asked incredulously.

"Yes and Hunter, Stephanie, Chris Jericho, The Rock, Shelton, Nitro, Edge, Carlito, Melina and Trish," Lita added humorously.

"And I believe there's baby upstairs," Melina added wrapping her arms around Shawn who leaned back into her arms.

"Oh that's nice, man I'm tired," Shawn said relaxing his head against Melina's chest.

"Hey now you healed him already!" Nitro complained.

"I know I just always wanted to do this," she said and Shawn remembered where he was and jumped up.

"Oh boy I can't do that Melina not with you, I'm sure you guys are great party animals but I have to go home to my wife, so goodbye!" Shawn said heading towards the door.

"Sit down Heartbreak it's 3 in the morning," Stephanie commanded.

"Yeah we're all flying out tomorrow you can leave with us," Jericho said motioning to himself and The Rock with a yawn.

"You three guys in one airport, I don't think there's gonna be enough room," Shelton said and Shawn wrestled him to the ground.

"Hey I said it's 3 in the morning, knock it off!" Stephanie yelled unamused.

"Man that's one match I'd love to see," The Rock said as HBK and Shelton tumbled back and forth on the ground while Jericho fell asleep on his shoulder.

"It happened already," Stephanie said sitting between Shelton and Shawn rolling her eyes as they tried to get to each other across her.

"There is one match the Heartbreak Kid hasn't had yet," Shawn said looking up from a headlock on Shelton across Stephanie's lap at The Rock.

"Forget it Mr. Super-kick one of those is enough for one lifetime thank you very much," The Rock replied taking a blanket and stretching out on the couch covering himself and Jericho.

"Is Hunter alright Lita? I'd get to him if I could," Stephanie asked the Diva sitting at peace with herself with her legs crossed under her prayer cloth while Shawn and Shelton fell asleep on Stephanie's lap.

"Aw look two Momma's boys and a new Momma," Randy Orton said teasingly going slowly to sleep himself, eventually he passed out on Edge, who was alseep on Carlito who was cradling Trish Stratus but she put a sleeping Nitro in her place and walked over to Lita.

"He's gonna be fine," Lita replied as Stephanie went back over to Hunter and fell asleep right there on the floor next to him. She looked over at all the Superstars who were now soundly asleep, "We're all going to be fine," she said as Trish and Melina pulled up to her under the prayer cloth, "Now we'll sleep all nite," she said and the three Divas fell asleep wrapped up in each other. Carlito squeezed Nitro's waist and woke suddenly startled by the unfamiliar muscular feel of her skin.

"Hey you're not Trish!" he said to Nitro who looked at him with one eye open.

"And you're not Melina!" Nitro said back.

"Hey you guys shut up!" Edge said to both of them, "Hey where's Lita?" he said, then they all turned to see the three women sleeping soundly underneath the prayer cloth. All at once their boyfriends watching jealously finally made the decision to join them, thanking the Lord that their girlfriends were alright and their nightmarish experience in Connecticut was over.