Title: The Adventures of ATM and SUCK IT!
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus, Melina, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, DX, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock and Chris Jericho
Summary: DX antics or demonic destruction? The angelic trio of ATM tries to figure out what's up with Shawn and Hunter.
Author's Note: Not all heroes wear capes or shoot stuff out of their wrists.
Thirteen - Coming Clean
The House of Blues, L.A:
Trish and Jericho were throwing peanuts into each other's mouths by the bar with Trish getting more in then Jericho.
"What's up Chris you're totally off," Trish complained taking a peanut out of her eye.
"I know I just can't believe it," he said shaking his head, "I mean I was brainwashed by a demon possessing Hunter and tried to kill The Rock and you've been . . . what was it again?" Jericho said and Trish rolled her eyes wishing that Carlito would come over and rescue her from Jericho.
"Hey Trish I'm talking to you," Jericho complained.
"Yeah you've been talking to me for the millionth time about the same thing," she said.
"I'm sorry Trish but it's so hard to believe," Jericho explained.
"Why because God could never use me to do His work here on Earth?" Trish replied and Jericho looked down, "Don't answer that," Trish said and got up to find Carlito. Jericho sighed and thought of a way to apologize when Hunter took Trish's place by the bar.
"Two cranberry shooters," he said and Jericho shook his head saying he didn't drink but Hunter wouldn't hear it.
"I think I upset Trish," Jericho said and Hunter smirked.
"You should be used to seeing women walk away from you by now Chris," Hunter quipped and Jericho gave a fake laugh.
"Now it's my turn to walk away," he said getting off his stool but Hunter stopped him.
"Chris listen, believe me when I say I don't remember what happened over the past few days but from what Stephanie told me it was pretty bad and if it wasn't for Trish, Lita and Melina, it could have been a whole lot worse," he said and Chris sat back down and listened intently. Hunter relaxed back onto the stool and leaned over the bar, "Now if you're too pig-headed to understand the gravity of what happened and give Trish absolutely no credit for saving you from a long ass jail sentence then I would say that your feelings towards her are extremely out of whack,"
Chris looked down and pulled his hair out of his face and Hunter pointed to his drink, "Drink up I've got more stuff to get off my chest," he said and gulped down the last of his shooter before signally the waiter for more, "Ever since you came to the Fed I've been jealous of you, your talent your ambition and mostly your way with Stephanie. From what I've been told that jealousy was strong enough for a demon to possess me and nearly destroy your life and I don't wanna be responsible for putting one of the most talented men the WWE has ever known into the pen, plus if I wanted that I certainly wouldn't need no demon to do it," he said and Chris started to laugh.
"You know I have a fondness for Stephanie but I think she's done pretty well for herself, she doesn't need me anymore," Chris said and Hunter raised his eyebrow suspiciously and Chris nodded, "Yeah we were close for a long time and yeah I could have been her baby's daddy, who knows maybe I am,"
"Hey-hey, I'm tryin' a be real civil about this don't turn this friendly conversation into an all-nite brawl Chris," Hunter said with a warning tone to his voice and Chris waved him off.
"Alright alright listen Trips my priorities are elsewhere and after everything I've seen this week including seeing Stephanie put herself in danger to save The Rock's life, I think we're all where we should be with each other," Chris said.
"On opposite sides of the country?" Hunter asked.
"Exactly," Chris replied and they both laughed.
"She really did that?" Trips said in disbelief and Chris nodded, "Maybe I'm talking to the wrong guy," Trips said rubbing his chin thoughtfully looking over at The Rock who waved at him and he waved back insincerely and Chris shook his head.
"Hey Jealous H. Helmsley," he said and Hunter turned his attention back to him noticing that he had his shot glass raised, "I wanna toast you on your beautiful baby girl and your marriage to the that girl they call Stephanie Marie McMahon, I wish you all the best Hunter out of the ring and inside the ring. Cheers,"
Hunter smiled and they clinked their glasses together and downed their drinks.
"Hey what's up with you upsetting Trish you Canadian bastard?" The Rock said coming over abruptly.
"I gotta go apologize, later Trips," Jericho said getting up off of the stool.
"You damn right you better apologize after what she did for you," The Rock said as Jericho made his way over to where Trish was talking with Carlito, Lita, Melina, Edge, Nitro and, Shelton. The Rock signaled the barman for some water and Hunter frowned, "I gotta replenish my fluids don't you know that stuff dries you out?" he said pointed to Triple H's shooters and Trips raised his eyebrow at the mention of the word "fluids" from The Rock, "I don't know what Jericho was thinking, you possess a girl's body, she saves your life then you cuss her out what the Hell's that dude's problem? Jackass," The Rock snapped.
"What the Hell did I miss?" The Game said to himself.
"Hey Hunt how's HBK?" The Rock asked picking up his water and nodding thank you to the barman.
"He's fine chilling at home with the wife and kids, he can't remember a thing either," Trips answered.
"Good thing too after the way Lita was rubbing up and down on him," The Rock said and the shot Hunter just knocked back went flying out of his mouth and onto the barman who didn't look to happy with The Game.
"Sorry dude, can I have another one of those?" Trips asked and the barman turned away totally P O'd.
"Try to remember Trips," The Rock said amused, "her flicking her hair back, wrapping her arms around him so seductively -"
"Stupid brain remember, remember!" Trips said frantically massaging his head and The Rock shrugged.
"I guess God wants to protect Shawn's reputation," The Rock said.
"Protect Shawn my ass, here look at this," The Game said pulling something out of his jeans pocket and The Rock turned his nose up in disgust.
"No Trips really I'm a happily married man," he said putting his hands up in protest.
"Don't flatter yourself just read this," Hunter said and handed The Rock a letter which The Rock read aloud.
"Dear Lita,
Please know that I have always had the most respect for you and what you do in the ring. I know the past two years haven't exactly been the kindest to you and I know Vince has capitalized on what should have been a private affair between three good friends. I wanted to talk to you but I was afraid to, I'm not good at talking to women – ask Marty Jennetty, ask Kev (don't ask Trips he has a tendency to let his imagination run away from him) but I get real nervous and I didn't want anything to get misinterpreted by the guys and the gals in the back. Who would've thunk that the Lord would provide me with the perfect opportunity to confront the way I feel about you that day on the set for the shooting of the SummerSlam promo? I realized then that I was letting what other people thought determine my attitude towards you and God doesn't work that way. Trips told me that you admire me and well, I just wanted you to know that I admire you too and I hope we can be friends in the future. Take care of yourself Lita and God bless you.
Sincerely,
Shawn Michaels.
P.S I want to screw your brains out! Come to my hotel room after RAW and this time I won't tremble!"
Lita looked up at Trips after reading the letter and shook her head along with everyone else.
"Nice try," she said and Trips shrugged.
"I tried," he said and The Rock looked at him in disbelief.
"Did you think she wouldn't be able to tell the difference between you and Shawn's handwriting?" he asked bewildered and everyone started to laugh.
"And Hunter the letter's typed, only the last bit is written in pen," Trish added and everyone laughed even harder.
"It could have been a last minute addendum," Hunter said trying to justify the letter.
"What you trying to break up your best friend's marriage?" Jericho asked disgusted.
"No, I just think it would be a really hot storyline. Can you imagine the ratings?" Hunter said excited.
"No but can you imagine the beatings I'm gonna lay down on you for insulting my girlfriend in public with this stupid letter?" Edge said offended.
"Actually Edge I'm glad he read it," Lita said getting everyone's attention, "there's been a lot of tension between me and Shawn ever since the whole "You screwed Matt!" thing and I think it kind of came to a head at the SummerSlam promo shooting. All my feelings towards him nearly cost Randy his life, now I know that he had feelings too, feelings of respect, I can finally close the lid on it and go back to being cool with him, understand?" she asked Edge.
"Totally," Edge said, "I'm cool with Shawn, he put me over at the Rumble last year, as long as you're cool Lita I'm cool," he said and kissed Lita on her head.
"And speaking of cool, Trish," Chris Jericho said stepping forward to Trish, "I'm sorry I offended you, I didn't realize how close I came to losing everything and if it wasn't for you I would have lost everything. I'm sorry," he said and Trish gave her virgin colada to Carlito while she hugged Jericho.
"I know you're sorry I just wanted to hear it," she said and Jericho hugged her back warmly.
"Everyone give it up for the greatest women's champion of all time!" he said raising her hand high in the air so everybody could see her. He pulled her up onto the stage and took the microphone down and everyone applauded at the sight of the blond on the stage. She waved at Carlito and blew him a kiss and he blew her one back.
"Now that was not cool," The Rock said and Carlito ignored him proudly.
"Get over it Rocky," he replied looking at his girlfriend fondly, "She's my girlfriend now,"
"Now I don't know if you guys are aware but Trish will be retiring from the ring in a month and I, in typical WWE Management style, just wanted to wish Trish Stratus all the best in all her future endeavors," Chris said and the applause increased alongside chants of "Thank you Trish!" The blond tried to pull back her tears but when she saw the look on Carlito's face she couldn't do it and she let them fall freely.
Meanwhile in the men's bathroom:
"I just found him like this on the floor," said a woman to Melina who was crouched over a still body with a pallid face and several puncture wounds in his arm.
"Okay darling don't worry everything's gonna be alright," Melina said to the woman as Nitro and Shelton comforted her with a smile leaving the woman confused. Melina leaned over the young man and pressed her fingers onto his puncture wounds.
"By his stripes you are healed," she said and squeezed his arm tightly, "By the power of the Holy Spirit I pronounce healing on your body now of all disease in the name of Jesus Christ, now rise!"
The young man's eyes opened and he sat up and looked at Melina.
"What happened to me?" he asked and Melina smiled at him.
"You were just healed in the name of Jesus Christ," she said and the guy frowned at her.
"Are you shitting me?" he said.
"No she's not shitting you," his girlfriend said joyfully and reached out and pulled on his arm to show him how his puncture wounds had miraculously disappeared. A look of joy came over his face and he hugged his girlfriend tightly.
"Thank you for saving my life," he said to Melina squeezing her hand.
"Just give Him all the glory and don't waste your life on death," Melina said smiling back and the young man nodded. Nitro and Shelton looked on in amazement and in gratitude that the last week had not been a dream.
"I guess the adventures aren't over yet," Shelton said to Nitro, "aren't you glad you didn't stop praying now?" Nitro nodded adamantly.
"Without a doubt Shelton, without a doubt," he said.
The ATM Creed:
For Zion's sake I will not hold My peace,
And for Jerusalem's sake I will not rest,
Until her righteousness goes forth as brightness,
And her salvation as a lamp that burns.
The Gentiles shall see your righteousness,
And all kings your glory,
You shall be called by a new name,
Which the mouth of the Lord will name.
You shall also be a crown of glory
In the hand of the Lord,
And a royal diadem
In the hand of your God.
Isaiah 62:1-4
Join us next time for more adventures with Anointed Amy, The Truth:Trish Stratus and Melina the Miraculous!
Author's Note: I just want to say thank you to all my readers, especially HuntersAngelJacky, I love ZigZag and LCHime. God bless and stay tuned for more adventures of ATM!
