Chapter5 Dating disaster

It was 7:30 and Danny and Tabs had only 30 minutes to get ready for the big date…

"Ohhhhhhh, where's my suit, where's my suit" said Danny as he threw clothes everywhere not realising they were piling on Tabs

"hey, hey, hey dude enough I'm becoming the empire shirt building" she said as she fell into her basket

"sorry Tabs but I've got to find my suit, I've only got 30 minutes"

"but dude you don't need to wear your gnarly suit" she said as she placed Danny's cap on Danny's head

"why, what are you getting at"

"well think about it, Sam still thinks your fun Danny right"

"right" he said scratching his head

"well you could pretend TO BE fun Danny, duuuude we could have such a laugh"

"well that does sound funny but I don't think Sam will like it"

"maybe, maybe not BUT HER FACE WOULD BE SO PRICELESS" she said as she pulled a pair of Danny's poker dot boxes of her head

"well okay, I guess it would get super Danny's plan of my mind"

"then it's official, fun Danny is a go" she said

Outside Sam's house

It was now 8:00 and Danny, Tabs and Tucker had arrived at Sam's house

"bye mum, bye dad" said Sam as she shut the front door

"wow Sam… dude… you look positively awesome" said Danny trying to sound cool

Sam was wearing a black sparkling dress with purple swirls at the bottom and she had her hair down to her elbows (extensions)

"erm, thanks so do you" said Sam

Danny was wearing his red cap, a red T shirt with a black Japanese symbol on it, a red and black jacket and dark blue denim jeans

"wooooo, Tabs lookin gooood" said Tucker as he was checking out Tab's clothes

Tabs was wearing a purple and black short top, purple jeans that had blue jewels at the bottom and her hair was in a ponytail

"……? Remember tuck dude we're going as friends, SO DON'T TRY ANY GNARLY STUFF DUDE" shouted Tabs

(Not like we care buuuuuut)

Tucker was wearing a grey T shirt that had a Chinese dragon on it, a brown jacket

And black jeans

"well are we guna stand here all day or are we guna go for a romantic lunch" said Sam as she grabbed Danny's hand and they ran off

"hey dudes wait for us" said Tabs

"you wanna hold my hand Tabs I mean it does get scary at night" said Tucker holding out his hand

"in your dreams dude" said Tabs as she ran after Danny and Sam

suddenly after Tucker followed his friends, Super Danny appeared a few metres behind the four friends

"HA, HA, HA, soon my EVIL plan will be complete" said Super Danny as he kept talking to himself

At the golden rose restaurant

Sam, Tabs, Danny and Tucker sat down at their reserved table but Danny didn't look to happy

"erm, Danny are you ok" said Sam as she put her hand on Danny's shoulder

"YOUR NOT RUINING MY DA…oh hi Sam" said Danny as he started to sweat

"I'm not ruining your da, what's a da" said Sam as she rubbed her head "are you feeling okay" she added

"yeah… dude… I totally feel awesome…dude"

"erm, please don't say totally, it doesn't sound cool" whispered Tabs to Danny

"sorry…dude" said Danny

a few minutes later the waiter came to their table

(in a French accent) "may I take you're order sir"

"I'M ONTO YOU….oh hi…dude" said Danny

"yes well, may I take your order"

"I totally know what you're up to you gnarly goon, you've overshadowed the waiter, nice try dude" said Danny holding up his fits

"erm, Danny I think he's innocent , I mean for Pete sake the dude's French… AND STOP SAYING TOTALLY" said Tabs

"for the last time, may I take your order"

"oh alright chill dude, I'll have a burger and chips" said Danny

"ohhh, me too" said Tucker

"I'll have the salad special" said Sam

"and I'll have a snippy lobster dude" said Tabs

"Ahhhh, good choice madam, now you can choose the lobster you want" said the waiter

"yes that one looks nice and plump, take off the rubber bands dude, I'm goin in KOWABUNGAAA" said Tabs as she dived into the huge lobster tank

"I'll bring your order shortly" said the waiter as he walked towards the kitchen

"Tabs get out of the tank…dude" said Danny (thinking) I'm getting the hang of this cool stuff Danny thought to himself

"but duuuude I'm winning" said Tabs as she pulled the lobster out of the water and handed it to the chef

suddenly super Danny phased through the restaurant's kitchen wall and saw the waiter

"HA, HA, HA, my plan is in motion" said Super Danny and he overshadowed the waiter

"ohhh, I'm hungry where's my lobster" said Tabs as she rubbed her tummy

"it wont be long Tabs, just a few more minutes" said Sam

"may I take your order"

"what, oh it's the waiter dude, we've already ordered…dude" said Danny

"but you forgot you're order of PAIN" said the overshadowed waiter as he smacked Danny round his head with a pan

"OWWWWWWWW…DUUUUUDE" shouted Danny

"dude I knew it, the French are invading, RUN FOR YOUR FREEKEN LIVES" shouted Tabs as she started running around the restaurant

"hey you can't hit people with pans, not legally anyway" said Sam

"DUDES, DUDETTES RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE FRENCH ARE INVADING….WITH PANS" shouted Tabs as she ran through the kitchen

(French accent) "Excuse me madam but you are sitting on the main course" said the chef

"oh, sorry dude, my bad" said Tabs

"look dude, I'm guna pay for the food so why are you trying to kill me" said Danny as he dodged the fridge that was thrown at him

"wow, for a dude that stands around all day while holding a towel, he's pretty strong" he added

"now sir it's time FOR DESERT" said the overshadowed waiter as her picked up a cooker

"BUT I DON'T WANT DESERT" whimpered Danny as he hid behind the lobster tank

"shouldn't we be helping him" said Sam

"erm, lets help him by going outside the restaurant were it's safe " said Tucker as he pushed Sam outside

"there's something strange about that waiter, for one French don't attack they surrender and two he's not speaking French" said Danny

"yeah he sounds more like super Danny" said Tabs as she came out of the kitchen

"hey you're right" said Danny "and his eyes have changed green too" he added

"come out, come out were ever you are, don't be scared I just want to shove your head into a cooker" said the waiter

"give it up, I know it's you super fraud" said Danny as he and Tabs both turned into ghosts

"so the secrets out, oh well I never looked good in an apron anyway" said super Danny as he left the waiters body

"you've ruined my date for the last time" said Danny as his hands and eyes started glowing green

"ohhhhhhh, I'm so scared" said super Danny

"erm Danny, why don't we just go somewhere else for your date, fighting will only make it worse" said Tabs

"hmmm, your right, and I know the perfect place were a super hero will never look" said Danny as he turned human

"but to make sure hi doesn't catch up, FOUR" said Danny as he hit super Danny round the head with a wooden chair and super Danny fell to the ground

(slurred) "no mommy I don't want liposuction" said super Danny as he fainted

"now lets go" said Danny

"erm what are we guna tell Sam and Tucker" said Tabs

"oh well, I not sure but I'll think of something"

"see ya later super freak" said Tabs as she and Danny left the restaurant

(slurred) "oh mommy I scraped my knee, kiss it better" said Super Danny

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