Chapter6- movie mayhem

"Danny, what happened back there" said Sam as she looked back at the now collapsed restaurant

"Oh err, some weird dude insulted the chefs cooking, he, ha, ha" said Danny rubbing his head and sweating

"yeah dude, you know what the French are like when you insult their cooking, totally gnarly" said Tabs as she tried to help Danny

"Hummm, I suppose that explains it but why did they attack you" said Sam

"oh… ya know… erm, little cat dudette here said the lobster taste like fish" he said

"ONE, I didn't even eat dude and TWO, lobsters are crustaceans not fish ok dude" said Tabs

"yeah well dude, they live in water" said Danny as he pulled his money out of his pocket

"so where should we go now" said Tucker

"we're going to see a movie" said Danny

"ohhh, sweet dude, what movie, action, horror, or comedy" said Tabs as she jumped happily

"noooooo little cat dudette, we're going to see that new romantic/horror" said Danny as he pulled out a poster of the movie

"I dated Dracula?" said Tabs as she stopped jumping and looked at the poster

"hump, sure and while we're at it dude we can crawl in a gutter and watch I married the mutant rat"she added

"ok fine dudette, you don't have to come but I was guna buy pop corn with lovely awesome extra butter" said Danny

"erm, extra butter huh, well ok dude but it better be good" said Tabs as she ran to the cinema

"how did you know she couldn't resist butter" said Tucker

"think about it…Tuckeroo… butter is made with milk and you know what the little dudettes like with milk" said Danny as he grabbed Sam's hand

"erm, did you just call me Tuckeroo?"

"yeah I think it's suits you, heh, heh, Tuckeroo" said Danny as he and Sam ran towards Tabs

"MY NAME IS NOT TUCKEROO, its techno geek… NO, I mean Tucker"

At the cinema

"erm, yeah dude I would like a large soda with extra ice, a large packet of peanuts and pop corn with extra butter, Kay" said Danny as he grabbed his money

"(snort) ok that'll be $20.00" said minimum wage Stan (watch the episode called "13")

"$20.00, OH SURE DUDE JUST BECAUSE IT'S LARGE IT HAS TO BE EXPESIVE DUDE YOU SUCK" shouted Danny

"um, yeah, NOW PAY UP" said Stan

"YEAH WELL DUDE… YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANPA" shouted Danny

"erm, Danny can I talk to you for a second" said Sam as she pulled Danny to a wall

"what's sup, Sam, Sam" said Danny as he started to run out of cool words

"ok for starters don't ever call me Sam, Sam, and please stop talking cool I know it's you and not fun Danny" said Sam

"……? WHO TOLD YOU…? I mean I am sooo fun Danny… dudette"

"Look I know it's you I can tell"

"ok, not like I'm not fun Danny but how do you know"

"well, the real fun Danny never says dude in every sentence and your mullets gone" she said as she pointed to the bottom of his hair

"damn, I knew I forgot something"

"so you went through the ghost catcher huh"

"yep, wow your really smart no wonder I like you"

"oh, um, so what about Tabs is she back to normal" she said as she blushed

(in the back ground)

(Tabs) "I DID IT I CAN FIT 100 HOT DOGS IN MY MOUTH"

(Stan) "EXCUSE ME, THOSE HOT DOGS COST MONEY"

(Tabs) "AHHH, UP YOURS SPOTTY"

(Back to Danny and Sam)

"never mind" said Sam

"yeah, she liked being fun"

in the boys bathroom

"(big sniff) I smell trouble" said super Danny

"MAN, get out I'm like taking a pee here" said a young boy

"oh, I'm so sorry yapping youngster I shall leave" and he did

"huh, was that guy floating… I shouldn't have let my brother convince me to drink those beers"

In the…err, erm… the place with the big screen

"hey look, it says this movie stars Jim Carrey as Dracula…he sucks" said Sam as she looked at the poster

"Duuuude CAMERON DIAZ" said Tabs happily "she's my role modal dude" she added

"who does she play in the movie" said Danny looking at the poster

"movie? She's not in the movie she's right in front of us" said Tabs pointing to the blond sat in the chair in front of Tabs

"oh, erm… hi miss Diaz, why are you in amity park" said Tucker as he pulled out his PDA and took a picture of the celebrity

"oh ya know I love horror movies, romance on the other hand I'd give it a 0/10" she said

"oh miss Diaz I'm your biggest fan dude, I don't know why… BUT I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES" said Tab as she stared at Cameron and scared the celebrity a little

"ohhh, well I'm flattered, hey why don't I give you a present just for being my number one fan" said Cameron as Tabs ran off
"hey, where did my little fan go I was guna give her my autograph"

"who knows" said danny suddenly a white cat with black stripes came running in

"hello my fellow fans, guess what Diazzy I'm just as famous as you dudette" said Tabs

"holy crap that cat just talked…and it called me Diazzy" she said

"yeah, I'm so awesome and check me out" said tabs and she began floating

"miss Diaz this is none other than phantoms sidekick, feline" said sam

"but she's a cat that can talk, MY AGENT IS SO FIRED" she said in horror

"whyyyy?" said Tabs

"oh I don't know all the Celebes blame their agents for pretty much everything" said Cameron

"cool, my agent is so fired to" said Tabs

"erm, Ta… I mean Feline you don't have an agent" said Danny

"…..? a girl can dream ya know… YOU'RE FIRED" she said

"oh this isn't right, I know I came to see a horror movie but this is too much" said Cameron

"and it's about to get worse" came a heroic voice

Well that was fun, so what will be the fate of Danny, Tabs, Tucker, Sam and Cameron find out on the next chappie

TABS: WAAAAAH, I'M HUNGRY I NEED FOOD

FLAREY PHOENIX: QUICK SOMEONE GRAB SOME TUNA

FUN DANNY: WE'RE ALL OUT

FLAREY PHOENIX: NOOOOOO, WHAT ARE WE GUNA DO

SUPER DANNY: My friends I have the solution, behold…

RON STOPPABLE: THE NACHO

FLAREY PHOENIX: …….? What the hell, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

RON: I'm Ron

FLAREY PHOENIX: But you're not even a character in Danny Phantom

RON: ……? TRUUUUE but I'm a fan of the cartoon

FUN DANNY: Excuse me did you just say cartoon

FLAREY PHOENIX: IT'S NOT A CARTOON IT'S REAL

RON: Noooooo, it's a cartoon, just like you and me, were not real

FLAREY PHOENIX: No, no, NOOOOOO, IT'S NOT TRUE

TABS: mmmmm, these Nachos are great don't you agree Rufus

RUFUS: uh huh

FLAREY PHOENIX: I'M REAL I TELL YOU, REAL, REAL, REAAAAAL

RON: ……..? Ummm, let's go Rufus I promised Kim I wouldn't make friends with strange people

FUN DANNY: Hey if I'm a cartoon that mean I'm a drawing, soooooo WHO EVER DRAWS ME, GIVE ME MUSCLES