Chapter seven-Cameron Diaz kicks arse
"So I bet you didn't expect to see me again" said Super Danny
"Actually yes, YOU'VE BEEN RUINING MY DATE ALL NIGHT" shouted Danny
"Ohhh, another ghost, I'm glad I paid $15.00 for this movie" said Cameron sarcastically
"Umm, this movie only cost $4.00 for adults" said Sam raising an eyebrow
"……? DAMM, THEY TOOK MY MONEY… AGAIN"
"Oh man, did they take your money miss Diaz, I can get it back for you, if you want dudette" said Tabs
"Oh no, no, it's alright I've got plenty of money at home…..? Wait, I'm talking to a flying cat, man this is weird" said Cameron as she shook her head
"Yeah soz bout that dude, you'll get used to it in time" said Tabs as she crossed her arms
"Hummm, hey isn't that the ghost boy…. I'd be begging for an autograph if he wasn't wearing a bed sheet" said Cameron
"HELLO, EVIL DUDE TRYING TO KILL ME, LETS FIGHT HIM, LIKE NOW"
Shouted Danny as he was trying to struggle free from the grip Super Danny had on his neck
"Oh right sorry dude, YOU SIR ARE GOIN DOOOOOWN" said Tabs as she flew towards Super Danny
"Haaaaa, haaaaa, haaaaa, you think you can stop me, your just a kitten, go clean yourself, or something" said Super Danny as he let go of Danny's neck
"EWWWWW, DUUUUUUDE, clean myself, uh I don't think so, the tongue stays away from the butt" she said as she stopped flying towards Super Danny
"Are you alright young man" said Cameron as she helped Danny of the ground
"Yeah I'm okay, umm, this may shock you Miss Diaz but, I'M GOIN GHOST" as Danny changed into Phantom, Cameron almost fainted from all the shock (I know Danny can't go ghost normally since Super Danny out of the ghost catcher but this is my story and…. Well it's my story so there)
"Yo… yo... You're the ghost boy but I thought he… and…oh well you're not wearing a bed sheet so I like you more than the other one…. oh my god I'm a huge fan, oh my god, oh my god, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH" said Cameron as she pulled out a pen and a piece of paper
"Oh sure….? I mean NO, sorry, I'm kinda busy right now, maybe later" he said as he flew off and tried to punch Super Danny
"Ohhh, he's so dreamy" said Cameron in a daze
"Yeah….? Wait, HEY BACK OFF HE'S MINE, and isn't he a little young for you" said Sam looking at Cameron suspiciously
"True, but he looks positively handsome in that costume" she said staring at him
"Yeah, skin tight suits rock"
"Wanna take pictures"
"I'm way ahead of you" said Sam as she and Cameron pulled out their mobiles and took pictures of Danny as he kept throwing punches at Super Danny
"Hey Tabs how come your not helping Danny" said Tucker as he noticed Tabs staring at the two ghosts fighting, shocked and confused
"Ok for starters, I can't tell who's the real Danny, cause they're both called Danny, they're wearing the same costume and I can't be bothered" Tabs said as she pulled out a magazine and started reading it
"But Super Danny is wearing a bed sheet" said Tucker knowing that Tabs could tell which was the real Danny
"um dude, didn't you hear me, I said I can't be BOTHERED" said Tabs still reading her magazine
"Uhhhhh, you can't win" said Danny as he fired a punch at Super Danny
"Oh please, I'm ten times stronger than you" said Super Danny as he grabbed Danny's fist
"HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU BE STRONGER, WE'RE THE SAME PERSON…. Ghost"
"Maybe, but after you hit me with that golf club…"
"Ha, ha, ha, that was awesome"
"STOP LAUGHING YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME"
"Aaaaaannnnd, was there're a problem with that" said Danny still giggling as he remembered hitting Super Danny and knocking him out
"Uhhh, look just listen, after you hit me with that golf club I began seeking revenge and the only way I could do that was to become stronger than you so we weren't evenly matched. I began training so I could follow you and force you to fight me so-
"Have you ever noticed that you super hero's talk to much" said Danny not taking any notice of what super Danny had just said
"…….? DIDN'T I JUST SAY DON'T INTERRUPT ME"
"Uhhhhh, actually no, you just said…. Actually I don't know what you just said, I wasn't listening" said Danny as he stood up from the chair he was sat on
"THAT'S IT, PREPARE TO-
"Yeah, yeah, prepare to die" said Danny still not paying any attention
"……? Actually I was guna say prepare to be humiliated but that works to"
"Oh poop…. I've got to stop giving the enemy ideas"
"Hey Cameron dude, look at this, apparently 100 people say that Drew Barrymore is ten times more popular than you" said Tabs who still couldn't be bothered to help Danny
"WHAT, I'm way more popular than that ginger headed chimpanzee" said Cameron as she snatched the magazine off Tabs and looked at the celebrity page
"THAT IS NOT TRUE, I did way better karate moves in Charlie's angels than SHE did"
"I agree with you Cammie, Blonds are way cooler than Gingers" said Tabs
"Yeah blonds rule, and please never call me Cammie EVER again"
"I feel the same way when Danny calls me Sammy"
"Let me guess, you kick his butt" said Cameron
"Oh yeah"
"TABS FREAKEN HELP MEEEEEEEE" shouted Danny as he dodged all the Ecto rays Super Danny fired at him
"Hummm, hey Cameron you know how you said you did karate moves in Charlie's angels" said Tabs as she came up with a good but maybe bad idea
"Yeeeeeah, what's your point?" asked Cameron suspiciously
"Well since I still can't be bothered to help Danny, you could help him, with a little bit of HIYAH and WOOPAH and-"
"Ok stop right there, you do realise that I wasn't really doing those moves, that was my stunt double"
"……? Yeah buuuuuut I'm not good with coming up with ideas, so this will have to do"
"(Sigh) fine but, this is the first, and only time I'll help you" she said grumpily
"Gnarly, now go do some butt kicking, while I read Tom cats daily, totally awesome" said Tabs picking up a new magazine
"Ok bed sheet boy it's time you learnt not to mess with, the Diaz"
"……? Dude the Diaz" said Tabs raising her eyebrow
"I'm not good with coming up with hero names OKKKKAY"
"……? Whatever…. The Diaz" said Tabs mocking Cameron
"………..? Stop mocking me"
"You think I'm mocking you, noooooo, of course not, the Diaz"
"STOP DOING THAT"
"DOING WHAT, the Diaz"
"THAT"
"WHAT"
"THAT"
"……..? Who are we talking about" said Tabs confused
"Ohhhh, forget it, time for some ghostly butt wiping" said Cameron as she ran towards Super Danny
"……….? You have to be kidding; you're sending a girl to fight for you,
"no that wasn't my idea….. But I know who's idea it was, TABS" shouted Danny as he noticed a pair of white ears popping up from behind a chair
"ummm….. HEY DUDE DON'T GET MOODY I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU" shouted Tabs as she popped up from behind the chair
"…. Sometimes I wish I never hired you to be my sidekick" said Danny
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GET HER OF ME, SHE'S CRAZY" shouted Super Danny as he was put in a head lock by Cameron
"……….? Wow, she's good" said Sam
"ooooohh, I'm so putting this on my PDA"
"…….? My god Tucker give it a rest, how many pictures of girls can you fit on that cruddy thing" said Tabs completely ignoring the fight between Cameron and Super Danny
"as many as I wish, you know what I think PDA should stand for" said Tucker as he took a picture of Cameron as she stuck Super Danny's head on one of the cinema chairs and lifted the bottom of it and squished his head
"ok dude, what do you think it stands for?" said Tabs pretending to be interested
"ehem, Pictures of Damsels Applier" said Tucker as he kept taking pictures of Cameron kicking the crap out of Super Danny
"ow, ow, ow, OWWWWW, STOP BLOODY HITTING ME YOU, YOU, YOU….. BULLY" shouted Super Danny as he tried to pull his head out of the cinema screen Cameron had just put his head through (Just to warn you, if you are under the age of 13, I suggest you stop reading the rest of this chapter and go read My little pony or something)
It was getting really violent now Cameron had just thrown Super Danny to the floor and put her foot on his head
"oh dude this is soooooo totally awesome" said Tabs as she shoved piles of popcorn in her mouth
"yeah, she's a better fighter than me, maybe I should ask her if she wants to be my sidekick" said Danny
"yeahhhh, uhhh, heyyyyyyy, dude, I thought I was your sidekick" said Tabs as she looked at Danny with puppy dog eyes
"well to bad, she'd make a better sideki…. Awwwww, how can I resist those eyes? You'll always be my number one sidekick, yes you will, yes you will" said Danny not realising he was talking babyish
"ha, ha, ha, ok big boy I'm you're sidekick now please stop talking like that is just plain creepy" said Tabs as she moved one chair away from Danny
"OH MY GOD, MY HAND, MY BEAUTIFUL HAND, IT'S BEEN CUT OFF, WAAAAAAH" shouted Super Danny as he noticed his hand was missing
"ummm dude, you're hands not been cut of you've just made it go invisible" said Tabs as she looked carefully at Super Danny's missing hand "at least I think so" she added
"hey Super Danny looking for something" said Cameron as Super Danny noticed her throwing some thing in the air
"……? IS THAT MY HAND, YOU ARE SO MEAN"
"……? DUUUUUUDE, YOU CUT OF HIS HAND, THAT… IS…. SO…… GNARLY" shouted Tabs "man, I know you're fighting the guy but cutting off his hand is so mean and gross" she added
"(sniff) I called him lefty" said Super Danny
"ummm, this is you're right hand" said Cameron
"……? Okay then I called him righty"
"awwwww, the dude even named it, give it back Cammie, fight fair" said Tabs
"(sighs) oh fine, you can have you're hand back but don't think the fights over yet bed sheet boy" said Cameron as she threw Super Danny's hand back to him
"thank you" said Super Danny as he caught his hand and attached it to his wrist
"ahh, there we go, two left thumbs….. OH TO PUSS SPEWING, BLOOD GUTTED HELL" shouted Super Danny as he noticed his backward hand
"ha, ha, dude despite the curse you just shouted to the heavens, I don't think you've realised that you've put you're hand on backwards, ha, ha, I think you should twist it round" said Tabs as she burst out into laughter
"thank you, flee infested feline but I have realised and IT'S NOT FUNNY"
"ha, ha, ha, sorry dude, it's just that for a super hero you're not very bright"
just then Super Danny's hand started glowing as he was about to hit Tabs with an ecto ray
"……? Ohhhhhhh, so shiny and green and…. Deadly and….. OK, OK, IT'S NOT FUNNY, NOT, FUNNY, NOT FUNNNNNY.
Well that was Chapter seven, wasn't it exciting but don't think it ends there cause there's more, in the next chappie there's guna be the biggest fight you've ever seen, and I'll give you a hint Danny grabs a familiar Fenton item that is related to a dream catcher.
TABS: Wow that was so cool, what's the next chappie about Blackgem
BLACKGEM: ………
TABS: Blackgem? Hello, HELLO, ANSWER ME
BLACKGEM: …….
TABS: (gasp) oh no, oh no, it can't be, BLACKGEM'S EARS ARE BROKEN, WAHHHHHHHHHHH
BLACKGEM: if you must know why I'm ignoring you it's because my name is no longer Blackgem, its Flarey phoenix
TABS: ……..? HA, HA, HA, that's a stupid name
FLAREY PHEONIX: oh it's stupid is it
TABS: well yeah, I mean you're not a phoenix
FLAREY PHEONIX: no I'm not a phoenix but that is
Tabs looks up and sees a flaming bird flying over Flarey phoenix
TABS: oh poop
FLAREY PHOENIX: ATTACK MY PHOENIX, ATTACK
The phoenix chases Tabs round the room while firing balls of fire at her
TABS: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, I'M A CAT AND I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM A BIRD
