Chapter eight- The big fight
Just so you don't get confused I putting this info on how I'm making the characters names shorter, Fun Danny will be known as F.D, Fun Tabs will be known as F.T, Super Danny will be known as S.D and Super Tabs will be known as S.T, S.T also speaks in an old English accent (just encase you care).
"Hey where's Danny" said Sam as she noticed Danny was nowhere to be seen
"hey how's everyone doin" said Danny as he came running back into the screen room and holding a very familiar Fenton object
"……? Danny is that the ghost catcher" said Tucker as he realised what Danny was holding
"yep, and even though I might regret this but say hello to an old friend" said Danny as he put the ghost catcher over his body and dropped it
"HOLA DUDES, I'M BACK AND READY FOR ACTION" shouted a familiar surfer dude voice
"…..? Fun Danny…. DUUUUDE HOW YA DOIN" shouted Tabs as she saw her good buddy had returned
"Tabs, TABS AMIGO HOW YA BIN"
"DUDE I'M TOTALLY DIGGIN IT" Tabs said as she ran up to Fun Danny and gave him a high five
"ohhh, that felt weird and to think it's not the first time I've done that" said Danny as he stood up beside Fun Danny
"so let me get this right dude, you want me to help you beat up this guy even though he's part of us" said Fun Danny as he looked at the now exhausted Super Danny
"yep, pretty much, oh and don't think you won't enjoy it cause guess what" said Danny
"what" said Fun Danny
"ya get to hit things"
"…..? Cooool"
"so it's three against one" said Cameron as she joined F.D and Danny
"actually, it's five against one" said Sam as she and Tucker joined the others
"actually dude, it's seven" said Tabs as she held the end of the ghost catcher and dropped it on herself, after she was done she pulled it off herself and reviled three cats
"oops, that didn't go as planned" she said as she realised not only her normal side was there but also her super side
"AH HA, I HAVE HELP" said Super Danny as he noticed his side kick had been released
(now I know super Tabs hasn't been in any of the chapters so you don't know what she looks like, right, she's no different than normal Tabs though she just has a pillow case for a cape and a marker drawn T on her chest)
"well, I say what's been goin on here then" said Super Tabs
"my sidekick I'm so glad you have returned, these snivelling swine's have been attacking me and… and… and, they chopped of righty" said Super Danny as he showed S.T the stitches around his wrist
"WHAT! Not righty, anything but righty… um who's righty?" said S.T
"(sigh) never mind, look they're our enemies, they're the bad guys, you see the one in the red hat and kinda smells like gym socks"
"yeah"
"well he hit me with a golf club and the others are trying to help him, so they're bad guys and we have to stop them before they hurt more innocent people, mainly me"
"WE'RE THE BAD GUYS! Uh, I don't think so, you're the one who's been trying to kill us, how is it that we're the villains" said Danny
"simple, my name is Super Danny and last time I checked only hero's can have the word super in their names"
"dude, who cares who the real hero is, lets just fight" said Fun Danny
"I agree with Fun Danny, lets just get this fight over with so we can watch the movie" said Tabs
"dude, if I was you I wouldn't watch this movie" said Fun Tabs
"why not, it has Dracula in it, it has to be good" said Tabs as she tilted her head
"seriously dude, it's called I dated Dracula, which means it's full of nothing but kissing and mushy words"
"…..? um, you just said mushy didn't you"
"um. Yes I di-
"BATHROOM!" said F.T and Tabs as they ran to the girl's room
"ok super Danny, prepare for the fight of you're life" said Cameron as she did a karate pose
"bring it on" said Super Danny as his hands started to glow.
"this shouldn't take too long, I mean he may have a sidekick but he's still out numbered" said Tucker as he tried to act brave but was shortly knocked out by one of Super Tabs ecto rays
"(gasp) TUCKER!" shouted Tabs as she came out of the girls bathroom and noticed Tucker sprawled out on the floor
"dude, how dare you zap The Tuckster, he was guna help me with my math homework" said Fun Tabs as she also noticed Tucker knocked out
"oh waah, waah, I couldn't care less, now hold still cause you're next" said Super Tabs as she fired a ecto ray at Fun Tabs
"FUN TABS, LOOK OUT!" shouted Tabs as she pushed F.T out of the way and accidentally got hit by the ecto ray
"whoa, dude careful you almost messed up the fringe…. Dude, DUDE, hey you ok" said Fun Tabs as she noticed Tabs knocked out on the floor
"dude you saved me, (sniff) you're the greatest friend a cat could ask for" she added
"S'all good" said Tabs before she fainted again
"DUUUUDE, NOW YOU'RE GUNA PAY FOR MESSING WITH THE TABSTER!" said Fun Tabs as she turned to Super Tabs and revealed her claws
"ohhh, am I supposed to be scared, my ecto ray is ten times more dangerous than those splinters" said Super Tabs
"……? Dude, you just insulted the claws…NOW YOU'RE IN FOR IT!" she said as she ran towards Super Tabs and scratched her across the left eye.
Back with F.D, Danny and S.D,
"don't worry dude, I know his number one weakness" said Fun Danny as he and Danny dodged Super Danny's ecto rays and hid behind a chair
"ok then, what's his weakness" said Danny as he fired an ecto ray back at S.D
"golf" said Fun Danny
"…..? wait, you're telling me his weakness, IS GOLF" shouted Danny as he smacked his forehead
"yep, and I can prove it" said F.D as he pulled a golf club from out of nowhere and jumped out from his hiding place and reviled the sport object to S.D
"(gasp) Tha…. Th… that object, it's the… the… HEAD SMASHER, AHHHHHHHH!" shouted S.D as he flew behind S.T and started sucking his thumb
"oh please, you mean to tell me you're scared of that thing" said S.T
"didn't you here me before? The one in the red cap hit me with it (sniff) right round the head too" said S.D as he kept sucking his thumb
"wow, I guess that was his number one weakness….? Wait, WHICH MEANS THAT'S MY WEAKNESS TOO!" shouted Danny as he smacked his forehead again
"dude, I suggest you stop doing that cause you forehead is redder than my butt when I forget to cover it with sunscreen" said F.D as he pulled out a picture of him with a burnt behind
"…..? THAT'S ME!" shouted Danny
"well duh, of course it's it you, don't forget dude you're me"
"(sigh) this is so confusing, LOOK CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SUNBURNT BUTT!" he shouted as he snatched the photo off F.D
"I'll be taking that" said Sam as she snatched the photo off Danny and put it in her pocket
"…..? Sure keep it but it'll cost ya, I want a photo of you" he said as he raised his eyebrows
"fine but I have to have ALL my clothes on"
"…..? Awwwww, that's not fair"
"ALL my clothes on"
"fine"
"cool dude, can I have a photo of ya too" said F.D
"back of, she's mine cappy boy" said Danny as he shoved F.D
"no dude she's MINE" said F.D gave Danny a dig in the arm
"wow, not only is Danny fighting over me, it's two Danny's fighting over me" said Sam as she blushed
"um, guys, CONCENTRATE ON THE FIGHT!" shouted Cameron as she tried to karate chop S.D
"oh right sorry" said F.D and Danny
"Tabs, Tabs, come on dude you need to get up" said F.T as she grabbed Tab's arm and pulled her to her feet
"uhhh, no mommy I don't want any, I have a tummy ache" said Tabs as she stood up and collapsed on F.T
"HEY, HEY, HEY, DUDE I'M NOT A WALL, QUIT LEANIN ON ME!" said F.T as she pushed Tabs
"WOAH, what in the name of nine lives" said Tabs as she slammed into the wall and woke up from her coma
"STOP LAYIN AROUND AND HELP US!" shouted F.T as she dodged S.T as she tried to tackle her
"uhhh, ok, ok, I'll help (yawn) I'M GOIN GHOST!" said Tabs as she tried to change into Feline phantom but failed
"what the, WHY CAN'T I GO GHOST?"
"strange, Danny dude can go ghost, I wonder why you can't" said F.T
"that's cause MY LIFE SUCKS!" shouted Tabs as a stress mark appeared on her forehead
"Tabs what gives, why aren't you helping?" said Danny as he flew over to Tabs who was now heavily panting after mentally using one of the chairs as a scratching post
"dude, I'd give her time if I were you, she's all moody cause she can't go ghost" said F.T as she backed away from the seemingly harmless Tabs
"crazy, I'm not crazy, I'M PERFECTLY CAAAAAAALM!" shouted Tabs as her stress mark was now so big it looked like it wanted to pop
"ok, ok, you're calm, you know what? I'm guna go over here now" said Danny as he quickly backed away from Tabs who was now scratching through the floor boards
"uhhh, yeah I'm guna go too, far, far away" said F.D as she ran off and joined Danny
"I'M CALM, I'M CALM, NOBODY IS CALMER THAN I AM!" shouted Tabs as she started drilling into the ground
"okay, okay, ya know what? You should stop using all that anger on the nice innocent floor and start using it on the guy in the bed sheet" said Danny as he tried to get through to Tabs before she was known as the first ever cat that had the brain of a mole
"(panting) you know what? You're right, OKAY BED SHEET BOY IT'S TIME YOU GOT YOURS!" she shouted as she ran towards S.D and started scratching him
"(gasp) DON'T WORRY S.D, I'M COMING!" shouted S.T as she tried flew towards S.D but was cut off but F.T who had some unfinished business to take care of
"um dude, don't forget you insulted the claws, you're guna pay" said F.T as she extended her claws
"oh this is not good" were S.T last words before she was pummelled into the ground
5 minutes after the fight
S.D and S.T have given in and have agreed to go back into the ghost catcher on one condition; they're allowed to watch I dated Dracula before they go
"oh this movie is so beautiful, I wish my life would turn out like this" said S.D as he put another ice pack on his cuts
"oh, I'm sure it will" said Danny as he gazed at Sam, but turned away blushing as soon as she noticed
"……? Dude, THIS MOVIE SUCKS, FOR GOD SAKE SOMEONE THROW A PIE!" said F.D who was not enjoying the movie and got blank stares from everyone "oh come on, a pie is way more interesting than a girl who has absolutely no taste is boys" he added
"she's got blonde hair, oh and she has blonde hair, oh and her too" said Tabs as she was counting all the blondes in the movie
"no way dude, her hair is light brown" said F.T
"is not"
"is too"
"that is blonde"
"it is so not"
"If you don't mind me interrupting but I do believe that girl's hair is more of a golden colour" said S.T as she couldn't help but join in with the argument
"……? HA, told you it was blonde" said Tabs as she threw some popcorn at F.T
"no dude, she said gold not blonde" said F.T
"yeah well gold is kinda blondish" said Tabs
"oh I love to be first to start a fight" said S.T as she put some popcorn into her mouth
"erm, I hope you know that popcorn is salted so I wouldn't put it in you're wounded paw if I was you" said Danny as he noticed the cut up paw
"……? OH BLIMMY THAT BURNS!" screamed S.T shaking her hand vigorously
"yeah dude you should like put a bandage on it before it gets infected" said F.T as she shoved a hand full of popcorn in her mouth
"I did but SOMEONE ripped it off and USED IT AS A NAPKIN!" shouted S.T as she glared at F.T
"um, oh yeah, now I remember…. You can have it back if ya want" said F.T as she handed S.T the snot covered bandage
"I'll pass thank you"
"hey ya know what, what's happened today has given me a great idea" said Cameron
"it has?" said Tucker as he and Sam looked at the celebrity confused
"yep, you just wait and see" said Cameron as she winked
After the movie
"Well that was interesting" said S.D
"yeah, interestingly lame" said F.D as a shiver went down his spine after he remembered the kissing part
"so I guess we have to go back into the ghost catcher now" said F.T as she pulled a sad face
"yep, so this is goodbye then" said Tabs as she opened her arms for a hug
"(sniff) oh, COME HERE YOU" said F.T as she crushed Tabs with a hug
"(coughing) choking not breathing" said Tabs as she pulled away from the hug
"will we ever hang out again"
"of course we will, remember you'll always be right here" said Tabs as she pointed to her heart "literally" she added
"wow, you're so smart, I can't believe we share the same brain" said F.T
"neither can I" mumbled S.T to herself
"um Sam, before I go can I like have a goodbye kiss" said F.D as he puckered his lips
"HEY, back off she's giving me a kiss, aren't ya Sam" said Danny as he pushed F.D and stood in front of Sam
"well… I … um" stuttered Sam
"hey Super Danny, why don't you have any interest in Sam?" said Cameron as she noticed the super hero watching the fight between the two Danny's
"because there is only one girl for me and her name is JUSTICE" said S.D as he put his hands on his side and stuck out his chest "but I wouldn't mind one little kiss on the cheek" he added as he ran towards Sam only to get pulled into the Danny fight
"(sighs) men" said Cameron as she shook her head
"HEY, STOP THIS FIGHTING RIGHT NOW" shouted Tabs as she and F.T grabbed Danny's, F.D's and S.D's ears
"ow, ow, OWWWWW, LET GO OF OUR EARS WE NEED THEM" shouted all three Danny's
"this fighting ends now, so get you're butts over to that ghost catcher" said Tabs
"fine" said Danny as he and the other two walked over to the object
"okay, is everyone ready?" said Tabs as she looked at the group of personalities
"yes" they all said in unison
"great, okay Danny drop it" said Tabs
after Danny dropped the ghost catcher Sam, Tucker and Cameron ran over to see if Tabs and Danny was okay
"uhhh, did it work" said Tabs as she stood up "cause if it didn't I'm not doing it again, cause it gives you a huge headache" she added
"yeah it worked" said Danny as he picked up Tabs and put her on his shoulder
"wow, I'm so glad that's over, one Danny is enough for me" said Sam as she held Danny hand and leaned over to kiss him but was blocked off by Tabs
"stop right there, you can kiss him when I'm not on his shoulder" said Tabs
"so Cameron, what was that idea you had?" said Tucker
"I told you to wait" said Cameron
"but for how long?" said Sam
"oh, about a year from now" said Cameron as she let out a small giggle
Okay, that's the end of that chapter and if you want to know what Cameron's year long plan is then you should read the bonus chapter. Go on ya know you want to; we only just came up with it.
TABS: OKAY, OKAY, I'LL START CALLING YOU FLAREY PHOENIX, JUST CALL OF YOU'RE BLOODY FLAMING BIRD!
FLAREY PHOENIX: hmmm, I don't know
TABS: AWWWW, COME ON, IT'S BURNING MY TAIL OFF!
FLAREY PHOENIX: well ok (F.P waves her hand and the phoenix vanishes)
TABS: wow, thanks a lot Blac…. I mean Flarey phoenix
FLAREY PHOENIX: no problemo
TABS: so what's this idea of Cameron's then
FLAREY PHOENIX: I'm not tellin ya, you'll have to wait till I've finished the bonus chapter
FUN DANNY: dude I can't believe I got put back into the ghost catcher, that is so not fair I didn't even get to kiss Sam
FLAREY PHOENIX: well let me finish the bonus chapter and you'll see how fair I can be
FUN DANNY: …..? Your guna have Sam kiss me aren't ya?
FLAREY PHOENIX: I never said that
FUN DANNY: oh, well then you're not guna be fair then
FLAREY PHOENIX: of course she's guna kiss ya, only it won't be you it'll be normal Danny but technically that's still you
FUN DANNY: …….? Awesome
