When Animes collided

By 666Bakura (Bakura) and Angelic Aibou (Ryou)

A/n Welcome to my second story that was improved by Ryou who had to spend the day with me and the leftovers of the (great) Pharaoh Atem (if you can't see I'm being sarcastic)

Friend/nerd: What The Heck BAKURA I'M NOT A NERD DO YOU HEAR ME NERD..ME..NOT!

A/n I hear you but I don't care and I'm not listening…. Laaalaaalaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ryou keeps on cursing Bakura until her throat is sore.

A/n anyway on with (cough) the story (cough) Ryou it's hard to speak with your (cough) hands around my neck (cough) (splutter) (dies) XX

Ryou: OMG I killed him!

Bakura: NERD

Ryou: WHY WON'T YOU DDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

Bakura tries to learn the secret magic of ju jitsu and accidentally causes a crossover of Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King and Naruto.

Bakura: Oh crap not again, last time it was Dynasty Warriors and Farty Pants the movie. I hope Ryou doesn't find out.

Ryou: BAKURA YOU FUCKED UP THE MAGIC AGAIN DIDN'T YOU?

Bakura: SHIT It was Malik (in a really whiney voice)

A/n (after coming back from the dead) Marik is the hikari and Malik is the yami.

Naruto: Where the hell am I?

Sakura: Where's Sasuke? Where's Naruto? Where are my pants?

Kakashi: The first thing I think about this place is that it must be full of idiots. Why are there women's pants on my head! (drools)

Yoh: CRAP NOT AGAIN, THIS HAPPENED WHEN TRAY COOKED DINNER WITH LEN AND CAUSED A CROSSOVER WITH SCARY MOVIE 4!

Anna: WORK, TRAIN, WORK, TRAIN! (Whipping the nearest thing that moved that in fact was Yugi.

Iruka: Why is Sasuke between my legs?

Sasuke: Eeerrrrhhhh? I'm gay.

Iruka: …….. Carry on.

Everyone present looks away quickly not paying attention to the new couple apart from….

Sakura: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait a minute I can force him to become bi. THERE'S STILL HOPE! Still, where are my pants?

Yugi: (still being whipped by Anna) AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! YAMI HELP ME I'M BEING WHIPPED BY A STRAIGHT WOMAN!

Yami: HELL NO, NO WOMAN TOUCHES MY GAY HIKARI!

Yami storms out of nowhere and tries to summon the Egyptian God cards….

but fails because Anna is just too scary.

Zabuza: OH MY GOD I'M ALIVE! Why do I want to fuck Kakashi to death and try to make Sakura and Naruto (when he does sexy girl no jitsu) pregnant? WHY! WHY! Ooooohhhh! Sasuke and Iruka! (drools then joins in)

Bakura/Ryou: That's our front lawn get off! We're using it!

Malik: (sticks out tongue) Not fair why can't those wind up on my front lawn?

Marik: Our!

Malik: Fine…..our…….MINE.

Kakashi: GOOD GOD. PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS LET ME FIND A GIRLS CLUB! THANK YOU LORD!

Haku: Why did I have to see that.

Runs away from Kakashi before anything else happens.

Seto and Jou walk in talking. They see Sasuke, Iruka and Zabuza making out.

Seto: AM I THE ONLY STRAIGHT GUY IN THIS GODDAMN FANFICTION?

Jou: Straight? What do ya mean straight. We're a couple.

Seto: straight

Jou: gay

Seto: straight

Jou: gay

Seto: straight

Jou: just admit it that you're gay.

Seto: But just look how straight my body is.

Jou: ( anime fall )

(A/n really bad pun isn't it and yes we know all the characters are OOC)

Jou gets up

Jou: Would you like to pet my Bumcheeks?

Seto: I may be gay but that's just wrong especially out in public.

Jou: Whadaya mean. Its just my pet puppy

Seto: ( anime fall )

( A/n yet again another really bad pun.)

Haku: GOOD GOD! KILL ME NOW but I was dead before? What the hell?

Authors note time

Ryou: well it's sick, stupid, full of swear words and I HAD TO TYPE EVERY FREAKIN WORD.

Bakura/Kakashi: (yes I'm also Kakashi. Stupid quiz) Not every word. (yawn) besides it was a team effort (Zzzzzzzz)

Ryou: team effort my ass. I should just kill you in your sleep…….wait a minute you are asleep. ( evil grin ) excellent hehhehhe.

B/K: Zzzzzz… (snores loudly)

Ryou: (ears start bleeding) curse you Bakura and your snoring I will get my revenge someday Muuuhhhaaaahhaaa.

Ryou disappears into the night or morning or whenever you're reading this…….if anyone is reading this.

Bakura/Kakashi: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. Uuuuhhh… Is Ryou gone yet?