When Animes Collide Part 2
By two idiots
Ryou - The sane one
Bakura – Lost it years ago
Disclaimer: we do not own anything but I think we own some of their donuts from lunch.
I know this doesn't quite tie in with the last chapter but enjoy MMHHHAAAHHAA
Ryou wants to email Yugi to see if Anna had stopped whipping him yet, but Bakura had destroyed the table that it is usually on during his homework. It was biology homework and he was trying to dissect Atem with the chainsaw but failed.
Ryou: Bakura to pay back the damages to my table you can take the table's place.
Bakura: Just rest it on my ass.
Ryou carefully places the computer on Bakura's "ass".
Ryou: The whipping must hurt……..…(parp) Bakura stop farting!
Bakura: I can't help it…. Mmmmmm.
Ryou: Kura are you getting aroused by something that isn't me!? What are you reading? (Insert suspicious voice here)
Bakura: (parp) I'm reading… uuuhhh… Kakashi gave it to me.
Ryou: must kill Kakashi… Who's Kakashi?
Bakura: uuuhhh… The dustbin man.
Kakashi: Idiot
Ryou: What was that it sounded like someone insulting my intelligence.
Bakura: What about my intelligence?
Ryou: You don't have any so it doesn't count.
Kakashi: Good God! They're idiots. Mmmmm women's underwear. (Drools)
Zeke: HaHaHaa!! Yoh shall give in to my new plan, operation H.T.P.D. Hunter The Puppy Dog. It's so good, I don't think I could of come up with a better one. Hehe. I knew the Internet would be useful someday. Now I must find a dog bloodthirsty enough to carry out this plan.
Drunk guy: I think (hick ) that there's a (throws up) a nine tailed demon fox or (throws up again) something called bum cheeks (BBBLLLUUURRRGGG!!) Oh God look at all the colours and the bums (dies XX)
Zeke: ok. Sure whatever. Right, uuuhhh. I shall capture the Demon Fox. The human race shall be destroyed. Now then, uh, I command the ghost of this dead drunk guy to tell me the whereabouts of the Demon Fox.
Ghost of Drunk: Dude. It's in a boy called Naruto (throws up) er. Why not Bum…
Zeke: DON'T SAY IT! Demon Fox sounds better. Well, I'm off along with my girly long hair and unfashionable clothes.
Meanwhile downtown somewhere.
Jockco: The orange said 'I'll be around for awhile' to the apple and the apple said…
Len: Shut up before I tear you a new arsehole.
Tray: And I'll shave all your hair off and say that you are one hundred and fifty with the intelligence of a brick underwater.
Jun: I'm hungry. Can we go to Burger King? Oh wait… lets go to Pizza Hut!
BA/n Now, to another place of this town to tell what other things are happening.
(Something that's not the end) RA/n (bang) WE'RE OUT OF ICE-CREAM!
BA/n NO! IT CAN'T BE! WE MUST RAID TESCO'S FOR (RA/n END OF THE WWOORRLLDD!) NO… ANOTHER TUB OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE-CREAM!
RA/N once again I almost ended up typing the whole thing BUT I had to tidy my room so I can't rant about damn it. So instead (it) meaning the crazy nerd over there had to type.
BA/n: The term is insane geek, Ryou or should I say Nerd you NERD by the Nerd way the NERD pizza NERD is getting Nerdy cold. It's on the Nerd table beside the Nerd coke and Nerd maths NERD books for Nerds and Geeks.
RA/N (speechless ) DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
BA/N your insults don't NERD affect me but……..maybe that axe will or that chainsaw or maybe even that ra damned toaster that keeps eating my bread and giving me burnt toast.
RA/N DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: Where is everyone. Wait a minute… is that Neji. HEY! NEJI! OVER HERE! (both run to greet each other)
Neji: Although I don't like you that much I guess I have no choice. At least until I find someone else to follow.
Naruto: Do you have any idea of where the others are?
Neji: Most likely the cinema or Pizza Hut. You know they could be at Disney World for all I care. I hope they bring back those sugar sticks and an American breakfast, bacon, pancakes, burger and fried bread. MMmmmm.
Ryou: PIXIE STICKS!!
Bakura: Oh no not again, I'm not having you frothing at the mouth again and demanding sex every five minutes! (hits Ryou over the head with candy cane and stuffs him in to a bag of coal)
Ryou: (muffled voice) Santa Claus is coming to town… no Santa I've been good this year. Bakura's the bad one, he killed the mice and postman with high explosives.
Malik: I want a bedtime rhyme!
Marik: Ok ok… Uuuhhh…
hey diddle diddle
the cat had a widdle
all over the kitchen floor,
the dog laughed to see such fun,
and the cat did a little bit more. The end, now GO TO SLEEP!!
Gaarah: Hi Rock Lee. Would you like a drink (of cyanide)?
Rock Lee: No (hick) I've had enough to drink (hick) my over grown eyebrows are fighting again. (burp)
Gaarah: I don't think they're fighting it looks like they're humping or something.
Rock Lee: (looks in mirror) ARGH! STOP IT YOU TWO RIGHT NOW!!
Gaarah: I'm leaving.
BA/n That's it for this chapter so look out for the new chapters that might come out soon.
MMMHHHAAAWAHAAAHAA!! NERD!
RA/N THAT'S IT!!!!! I REFUSE TO WORK IN THESE CONDTIONS I'M LEAVING……uuuhhhhh I mean your leaving since this is my house (cough) NO ICE-CREAM FOR YOU. MUUUHHHAAAAAHHHAAAA
BA/n XX with shock.
