By: Prodigus Feldspar
I have nothing to say…Accept I ripped my finger nail and it won't stop bleeding…So much fun…
I felt like having Ichigo be OOC…So yeah…
And there will be some Tatsuki and Uryu bashing later on, I love them both, but their so fun to make fun of!
And…I'm sorry…I love the word bespectacled!
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Victim two: Orihime Inoue
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At the park, Ichigo check his watch nervously.
Where was Orihime? It's been 2 frickin' minutes…Unless…
"NOOOOO!" He screamed to no one in particular, "SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME!"
Behind a bush Tatsuki and Chizuru watched Ichigo spaz out and writhe on the ground with mild interest.
"So why are you here?" Tatsuki asked the bespectacled girl next to her.
"I'm here to rescue Orihime from that stupid Ichigo of course!" Chizuru said seriously.
Before Tatsuki could reply Chizuru smirked and said, "And why are you here?"
"T-To…uh…Protect Orihime from you!" Tatsuki replied quickly.
"Whatever," Chizuru muttered, still smirking at the jealous spiky-haired girl.
Ichigo was too busy spazzing to hear but they heard a yell in the distance, one that seemed awfully familiar.
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"ICHIGO!" Orihime yelled as she approached the park they were supposed to meet at. She felt terrible that Ichigo had developed a "clingy streak." And she wasn't on time.
She began sprinting faster, unaware of the fate about to befall her.
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Rukia and Renji sat behind bushes on either side of the road, each holding an end of a piece of rope.
Rukia nodded to Renji as Orihime appeared on the horizon screaming "ICHIGO!"
They both pulled the rope tight.
As the orange-haired girl ran by she caught her and one the rope and face-planted into the concrete.
"POKE!" Renji and Rukia cried rushing to Orihime.
Rukia pulled a regular stick out of her pocket and began poking Orihime with it, while Renji pulled a stick with a little flag on it that said "Zabi-sama" on it out of his pocket.
Thus the poking commenced…
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!
Orihime twitched
Poke, poke!
Twitch, twitch.
Poke.
Twitch.
"Uhhhh…Is she dead or something?" Renji said, still poking Orihime.
"Who cares?" Rukia replied happily.
Orihime fans all over the world shed a single tear.
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Tatsuki and Chizuru hid behind a conveniently placed bush and watched as their crush got poked to death.
They both blinked in confusion.
Why were Rukia Kuchiki and some red haired dude poking Orihime?…Is she even alive?
After about five minutes Rukia and the red-haired kid left shouting something about poking "Pansy-boy" (coughUryucough)
Tatsuki and Chizuru stared at Orihime's corpse.
She was dead…At least they think so…
Anyway, she was lying in a puddle of blood so that can't be too good now, can it?
Chizuru studied Orihime for a moment then pointed behind Tatsuki and said, "OMG! It's Santa Claus!"
"WHAT!" Tatsuki gasped turning around frantically yelling "I want a pony! I want a pony!"
Chizuru quickly stuffed Orihime into a giant, red, burlap bag (Which she always carries around) and ran away to her "secret lesbian fortress of DOOM" (Which Tatsuki wasn't allowed in because she was too "guy-ish")
Tatsuki turned around, and, mistaking Chizuru for Santa Claus ran after her screaming, "I KNEW IT! YOU DID GET ME A PONY SANTA!"
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Uryu walked out of his favorite arts and crafts shop-I-I-I Mean-super-awesome-mega-cool-fashion-sense-cape-wearing-quincy-shop! Erm…Yeah…That's what he calls it…
Uh-huh-yep.
Nod-nod.
Anyway, he walked out of the store carrying a plastic bag of sewing equipment, for his anime plushie making debut-Err… Soul reaper killing…stuff…debut…
Unawares of the "Infamous Pocky Duo" aptly named by Rukia, following him…
Wearing Quincy capes! OMG! CLIFF HANGER!
To Be Continued…
Meh.
Please review if you want someone made fun of!
Other wise Yoruichi-kun is up next! Woo!
