Thanx for giving my story a chance! I'm gonna make this longer than chapter 1. That was just to give a little feel of the insanity. I mean, come on, what could be weirder than your new shoes coming alive and attacking you 'cause they want socks? And some1 eating socks without A-1 stake sauce? That proves it's crazy. To make it more funny, where I'm narrarating is in Italic.
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Last chapter Ian started singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. FYI. It wasn't pretty.
Kai's new sneakers jumped back threw the window and showed him a piece of their minds.(A/N Kinda like throwing a shoe at a cat) That shut him up. In fact, he got such a fat lip he couldn't breath and had to go to the hospital. They all rejoiced.
All "He's gone he's gone he's gone!"
But then they realized he'd come back eventually…
All "Awwwww…"
So they decided they'd watch a movie.
All "Let's watch a movie!"
It was "Titanic" (A/N I didn't make Titanic) Hillary started to cry and got on their nerves.
Hillary "WHAAA!"
So they watched "Attack of the Walking Cookies" instead(A/N I made that up. Hehe.) Tyson started drooling and the dojo flooded. Max lost his candy and blew up. So he went to the hospital. He just happened to be in the same room as Ian, so they didn't visit him.
Ian "Why isn't anyone visiting us?"
They did send a messanger to give Max some flowers.
Kai "Wait! Before you go,put onthis anti-Ian-germs suit!"
The flowers had magical powers and made Max get better. He was happy to get out of there
Max opens his mouth and dramatic church music comes on. "Hallaluya!"( A/N I bet I spelled that wrong)
Then, the shoes came back with a gang of ganster twinkies.
Kai "The shoes came back with a gang of ganster twinkies! Watch out for their evil fluffy creamed filled center goodness! EEK!"
Rei "Ew. They're fluffy?"
As Rei pondered this, the twinkies were makeing long distance calls on Hillary's cell phone!
Hillary "No!"
Ashton Kucher then came in and yelled "You've just been PUNK'D!"
Tyson "Curse you. CURSE YOU!"
Tyson was angry. He thaught the twinkies were real, but they were actually little lab mice that bacame extreemly smarter when an expirimant went wrong. Ashton Kucher got sued for that, and that's why he now hosts the MTV show we know, and love so.
Mean while the Blitz-a-ma-hoozic Boys were back in Russia playing Marco Polo at Bryan's birthday party. They got there in 1/2 a second with Spencer's pchycic powers.
Bryan "Marco!"
Tala/Spencer "Polo!"
Ian "You forgot me in the hospital guys! Hello?"
Tala "Hey guys. Why do I have the feeling we forgot something over in Japan?"
Ian "You forgot me!"
Nurse Lady "Who are you talking to?"
Ian "..."
My chapters seem so short compared to other stories. Anyways. Keep an eye oO out for the next chapter of OOC madeness! REVIEW IF YOU WANT TO CLOSETHEM EVER AGAIN! Origatou! Tee hee... (Did I spell that right?)
P.S. Thanks again reviewers!
