Title: Hikaru's Counter-Emo Master Plan (Chapter 2/7)
Author: Jengou
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club
Genre: Emotastic!Crack (Humour)
Pairing: Kaoru/Hikaru (implied Mori/Honey and Tamaki/Kyouya)
Spoilers: This fic takes place at the end of episode 21, the afternoon after the Halloween class event.
Description: Cause: Kaoru is acting emo. Effect: Hikaru becomes a manwhore.
Disclaimers: Ouran High School Host Club is created by Bisco Hatori.
Acknowledgements: Super galactic THANKS to elict for betaing this! She is the coolest and most encouraging beta in the world :)
Chapter 2: Where Kaoru Is Emo
Dear Diary,
Hikaru is being a BAKA.
His behaviour in the host club today was utterly scandalous! Eyeing up other host club members, flirting excessively with other clients, and worst of all, ignoring me!
CASE IN POINT: He set up a HIKARU'S LOVE LOVE KISSING BOOTH. Customers who bought more than five kisses got to watch him eat maple syrup in an unspeakably SEKSII slutty fashion. I... I... When he wouldn't accept payment, I thought, of course, I'd get them for FREE, but... but... it was not to be! cries a whirlpool of tears!
I know I pushed him away to initiate the expansion of Our-World-As-He-Knows-It, but it wasn't supposed to be this easy, dammit! He's getting an earful from me after I finish this entry!
In vexation,
Kaoru
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Dear Diary,
Hikaru has LOCKED HIS ROOM! He's never done this before! I felt like scrabbling at the door and begging him to open up and take me back, but, argh, dignity and all.
If Hikaru won't listen to me, then I'm telling Mom! It is, after all, the mother's duty to instill proper less slutty behaviour in their children.
In desperation,
Kaoru
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Dear Diary,
ALAS! Even Kyouya-sempai has forsaken me! He says Hikaru's behaviour, precisely because it was so scandalous, has piqued customer interest and increased our designation rate exponentially. Not only are there more designations for the Hitachiin Brothers, but for the first time, customers are designating us separately. Oh, I know those dastardly girls. They're splitting up their gossiping forces to get both sides of the story and then exchanging gossip afterwards. The nerve! Hitachiin Brothers are a set!
Betrayed by my twin, Kyouya-sempai, and my clients all in one day.
Clearly, my world is full of WOE.
In despondency,
Kaoru
Next! Chapter 3: Where We Get To See Hikaru's Manwhore Attempts In Action
