Abject Chaos
"Ow!" A familiar voice shouts over the sound of fleeing students and falling debris.
Izuku doesn't hesitate, and before he realizes it, he is standing above the fallen girl.
"I'll get you out!" Izuku shouts as he attempts to lift the debris holding the girl down. Luckily, as Izuku had spent a lifetime training as his quirk wasn't able to improve him physically, he was able to free the girl's leg and help her to her feet.
"Can you run?" Izuku asks as he sees the zero pointer approaching.
"No, my ankle, I think it's sprained. Just leave me and go get more points." The girl insists.
"I can't do that." Izuku replies before picking her up and running towards the group of gathered students.
"Is anyone still close to the zero pointer!?" Izuku shouts once he gets some distance between himself and the giant robot.
"You two are the only ones left behind!" A tall blue haired boy replies.
"Alright time to stop the zero pointer!" Izuku shouts as he lowers the girl to the ground.
"You can't go back out there, everyone's safe." The girl says with worry.
"I don't need to get close to take it out, and just between you and me, this is the only chance for me to show off my quirk." Izuku whispers before standing once more with a smile on his face.
Suddenly a large structure appears out of nowhere and crushes the zero pointer along with several nearby buildings. From this ruined structure small planes fly out and begin destroying robots left and right.
"So, what do you think?" Izuku asks calmly as he surveys the destruction.
"... WHAT!?"
"How is that even a quirk?" A boy shouts.
"Physics was a lie!" Another wails.
"Uh... what do you call it?" The girl asks nervously.
"Space station reallocation, on a cooldown of untested duration I can call down a small space station to crush my foes, or anything nearby... and once it's done that it launches drones that also attack enemies, after a few minutes it runs out of energy and implodes." Izuku explains enthusiastically.
"And my parents thought me breaking gravity was crazy..." the girl mutters.
"My mother was quite surprised by mine as well." Izuku says casually.
"That must have been one hell of a bad day for her." The girl says.
"She handled it remarkably well, though the government sponsored therapy probably helped." Izuku replies.
"Was anyone killed?" The girl asks.
"Nope, only a bit of property damage and a few ruined pairs of underpants." Izuku answers.
As the space station collapses time is called and students begin slowly meandering out of the testing area. A small old lady walks through the departing students, asking about injuries and offering gummies.
"Well, looks like you're in good hands." Izuku says before walking away casually in a poor attempt to avoid any negative attention related to his excessive property damage.
"Wait!" The girl calls, but Izuku is already out of sight, "I didn't get his name." she mutters.
"Don't worry dearie, I'm sure you'll see him again if you both pass." the old lady says kindly.
"But will he pass? His quirk is so destructive and yet useless." The girl asks.
"I'm sure he'll be fine, now show me this ankle of yours, I can tell you hurt it." The lady orders.
"They are villains." Aizawa says grimly as more people exit a purple portal.
"Villains!" Izuku panics and accidentally activates his quirk.
Just as the portal closes a massive station crushes the villains in the courtyard before the familiar drones begin attacking the survivors in the USJ.
"RUN!" Izuku shouts as he grabs Ochako's hand and races for the exit.
"What? You just crushed the threat and now you expect us to flee?" Kirishima asks.
"I felt something off with my quirk when I activated it, I think it went Plus Ultra!" Izuku shouts as several more students begin fleeing.
Everyone who had been at the specific exam center Izuku had ruined began fleeing and with the encouragement of the teachers, both of whom had been informed of Izuku's rather destructive quirk, the rest of the students followed. And not a moment too soon, as once they exited the USJ, and with Izuku still fleeing a bright flash blinded everyone near the building and the entire structure shattered.
"Into the bus!" Aizawa shouts desperately as debris begins falling towards the students.
As the students flee, Thirteen uses her quirk to absorb as much of the mess as she could.
Soon enough an eerie quite settles upon the surroundings as the last of the debris lands.
"Well, at least we don't have a villain problem anymore." Izuku says as he looks out of the ruined bus he had hidden underneath.
"I swear I am going to gouge my own eye out and glue it to your head." Aizawa says in a tone that would leave the students with nightmares for years to come.
AN: It wouldn't be me if I didn't create something ridiculous now would it? I actually wanted to write something more serious, but this stuck to the front of my mind and wouldn't leave.
Han and Horner are my favorite Terran commanders, I otherwise barely play terran and find them rather dull, but who can say no to such antics? I also have another idea for them that I may write later, UA's own chaotic power couple, Iida and Mei... (not romantically at all, but as a hero and support duo...) Imagine Iida asking for very straight forward and pragmatic equipment and Mei just adding a flamethrower to it...
Update expectations for this? Eh, quite a bit at the start, then it will taper off as I run low on ideas or move on. I update when I update, I refuse to create schedules since that just creates stress, which I don't need for a hobby like this.
