A. N. Short one-shot
Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto.
There once was a boy that loved bugs. He loved them a lot more than he loved his family.
He spent all his time with them, and at night he even let them sleep in his bed.
Yes, he loved bugs and he was sure the bugs loved him too.
There once was a boy that thought bugs were icky.
He thought they were so icky, that him and his dog killed them to stop their ickiness.
When he found a tiny bug in his bed one night, he went and slept on the couch, after screaming of course.
This boy thought that bugs were icky; the bugs thought the boy was icky too.
One day the boy, who thought that all bugs were icky, was walking through the woods.
He tried not touching the plants 'cause he didn't want to touch any bugs.
He was going to pick his dog up from his grandma's; dogs were much better than bugs.
The boy walked on; avoiding the plants and daydreaming about his dog.
One day the boy, who loved bugs, was walking through the woods.
He touched every tree and plant and called the bugs to crawl on him.
He was going home after having put fleas on a dog that had eaten one of his bugs.
Stupid dog, they would never be as smart as his bugs.
The boy continued walking home, still gathering bugs to cover himself from head to toe.
The boys met in the middle of the woods.
One covered in bugs, the other shocked and about to wet himself.
One took a step forward to keep going on his way.
The other turned tail and ran back the way he came, mindless of the plants he screamed all the way home.
The boy, covered in bugs, just shrugged and kept on walking.
-The bug hating boy got his dog back, shaved because of the fleas-
-END-
Morale- Bugs can't hurt you when they are on another person.
A. N. It's Kiba and Shino in case no one got that. I made this for homework... my mom told me it was bad.
(I'm home schooled so my mom grades my homework)
