'Blah' thoughts
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Disclaimer: oO Duuuuuuuudeeeee……I told you already….wait I don't own 'If I were gay' Stephen Lynch does.
Chapter 3:
Naruto came down the stairs with a shocked expression on his face. He was so shocked that he walked straight into the front door. And collapsed onto the floor. He snapped out of his trace once he heard laughing from the living room. He walked in and collapsed onto the floor once again and started laughing as hard as he could. Everyone started to stare at him.
"Sas…Sas…SASUKE!" Naruto blurted out between laughs.
Everyone just sweat dropped, they over that, ten minutes ago. Naruto just kept on laughing and laughing, he couldn't contain himself.
"LIEK OMGWTFBBQ! PANTIES!" screamed Lee.
"DUDE WTF!" exclaimed Naruto.
"PANTIES!" screamed Lee.
"Ooookaaaaayyy……PANTIES!" exclaimed Naruto.
"LIEK OMGWTFBBQ PANTIES!" Naruto and Lee exclaimed together.
Everyone else just sat in their seats. Then Lee and Naruto sat down next to each other grinning. After that moment passed they just kept watching the movie. They went through eighteen bags of popcorn and forty-six sodas combined. When the movie ended they had a brief moment for everyone to go to the bathroom. After that, Sakura and Naruto could sense a feeling of boredom in the air. They both grinned mischievously; because of this the others started to stare.
"HOW ABOUT WE PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" screamed Sakura and Naruto.
They look at each other with strange looks on their faces. Naruto just shrugged and said
"So how about it?"
Everyone thought for a moment. They just said a few things like "sure", "okay", and "sounds good to me".
"Okay then, come one we'll play in…" Sakura got caught off when Naruto said
"The kitchen!"
"…No…..the living room" said Sakura.
"But I'm hungry…" whined Naruto.
"Then go into the kitchen, open the fridge, get something and eat it, there's nothing wrong with that…" said Sasuke, as if it was obvious. It was, but Naruto didn't think so.
"Fine…" said Naruto walking into the kitchen.
"Iruka-Sensei can you go with him so he doesn't break anything?" asked Sakura.
"Of course" replied Iruka with a smile.
In the Kitchen
"Hmmm…I wonder if Sakura-Chan has any ramen…" pondered Naruto.
He started to onto the countertop so he could open the cupboard on top of it. He fell down miserably.
"Need some help?" asked a voice from behind him.
Naruto yelped and said, "Iruka-Sensei don't scare me like that!"
Iruka laughed a little and said, "Sorry Naruto"
"And yes I do need a little help…" said Naruto, blushing.
Iruka opened the cupboard and took out a cup of ramen out.
"Is this what you were looking for?" he asked.
"Thanks Iruka-Sensei!" Naruto said jumping up and grabbing the ramen cup.
He put some water into and put it in the microwave, then punched in 3:00, and pressed start. Iruka just stood there watching Naruto in his mood of happiness. And watched as more happiness sprung into Naruto when it the microwave beeped signaling that the food was warm now. He enjoyed watching Naruto while he ate. He was a little surprised to see that Naruto was done already.
Naruto threw away the ramen cup and said
"Okay Iruka-Sensei I'm done!" with a smile.
When Iruka looked at him he saw that there were a few pieces of ramen on Naruto's left cheek. 'He looks absolutely adorable' thought Iruka.
"Hey Naruto you have some pieces of ramen on your cheek" pointed out Iruka.
"Where?" asked Naruto.
"Here," said Iruka licking some off, "And here" said Iruka again and licked off the rest.
"Come on, the others are waiting for us" said Iruka with a smile while going out of the kitchen.
Naruto was blushing like mad. 'D-did…did I-Iruka-S-Sensei j-just lick m-my ch-cheeks….?' He shook his head and got out of the kitchen and went to the living room.
"S-so what are we doing now?" Naruto asked, blushing and while trying to get his composure back.
"Truth and Dare, you did suggest it...Naruto why are you blushing and…stuttering?" asked Sasuke.
"Oh uh, no reason, no reason at all" Naruto said, as calmly as he could.
"Okay everyone come on, sit in a circle" said Sakura.
Everyone including Kakashi and Iruka sat in a circle. It went like this, Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto(still embarrassed, and now even more because Iruka was sitting next to him), Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba and Akamaru, Hinata, Temari, Tenten, Sakura, Neji, Gaara, Lee, Shino, Ino(She was clinging onto Sasuke's arm so he had to sit next to her), and Sasuke next to Kakashi.
"Okay, I'll go first," said Sakura, "Um, Naruto, Truth or Dare?"
"Ummmm….D-dare" said Naruto.
"Okay Naruto I dare you to...strip down to your boxers or underwear, whatever you wear, dance around the circle and sing 'If I were Gay' and then I'll tell you the second part" said Sakura with a smirk.
Everyone began to giggle sept for Sasuke, Kakashi, Gaara, Neji, and Hinata. They smirked but Hinata blushed furiously.
"Uh okay…" said Naruto. He took off his orange jacket, pants, shoes, and shirt. Leaving him in nothing but his boxers. He began to dance around everyone and sang
"Here we are, dear old friend.
You and I, drunk again.
Laughs have been had tears have been shed.
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart.
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art.
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance.
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants."
"Okay that's good" said Sakura between laughs. She of course wasn't the only one. Everyone including Sasuke were laughing. Except Hinata, she was blushing like mad and was about to faint. And then well did.
"Now for the second part," said Sakura mischievously Naruto gulped he was hoping that it would save him a little embarrassment, "You have to sit in Iruka-Sensei's lap for the rest of the game" said Sakura, Naruto let out a big sigh it wasn't that bad, "But you can't put your clothes back on" ended Sakura, Naruto gulped now that was bad.
Naruto put his clothes in the corner, and sat in Iruka's lap. 'Well it's not that bad at least he's warm.' Iruka smiled then Naruto blushed and smiled back.
"Enjoying yourself Naruto?" joked Kiba. Naruto blushed even more, so much you couldn't even tell what expression was on his face. Iruka just his hands in Naruto's lap. Which made Naruto blush even more, if that was possible of course.
"Oh wait my turn now" said Naruto.
"Umm…Sasuke truth or dare?" asked Naruto.
"Dare" Sasuke stated. 'Darn' thought Naruto. But then he thought of a NEW plan. Naruto smirked.
"I dare you to kiss either Ino OR Kakashi-Sensei, on the lips, meaning you have to take off your mask Kakashi-Sensei, only if Sasuke likes you more then Ino, in that apparent way…" said Naruto. He knew Sasuke would kiss Ino instead of Kakashi, or that's what he thought.
"What?" Sasuke exclaimed.
"You heard me loud and clear" said Naruto, smirking.
Sasuke blushed furiously, all the girls started to think that when he kisses Ino they might start going out, all the guys just sat there not paying any mind just KNOWING that he would choose Ino, Sakura was absolutely depressed she thought the same thing as all the other girls. They all just KNEW that Sasuke would choose Ino. Sasuke just sat there for a moment. He turned to Ino. He started getting closer and closer. Ino was in absolute delight. Then she got closer. Sakura was about to cry when Neji put a comforting hand on her shoulder and smiled at her. Sakura blushed and smiled back. Sasuke's and Ino's lips where about to touch when Sasuke sat back down again. 'He's just probably trying to sink in to it' Ino tried reassure herself.
"Uh Kakashi-Sensei…," said Sasuke, Kakashi turned his attention to Sasuke 'No…this can't be happening' thought Ino.
"C-can y-you……," said Sasuke everyone gave their attention to him. 'No….' thought Ino.
"T-take o-off your mask…?" asked Sasuke. Everyone was in shock especially Sakura and Ino.
Kakashi slid down his mask to the bottom of his lips. Once it reached the bottom Sasuke jumped on him and smashed his lips onto Kakashi's. He got on him so hard that they both fell onto the ground hard. Sasuke slipped his tongue into Kakashi's mouth. They both battled with their tongues until Kakashi dominated Sasuke's mouth. Sasuke savored the taste of Kakashi. Which oddly enough tasted like Kiwis. And for Kakashi tasted like strawberries. Once they broke the kiss Sasuke just sat back where he was and blushed more then a human possibly could. Kakashi put his mask back on before anyone else could possibly see. And gained his composure in seconds and sat back up. By now both of them saw everyone's shocked faces.
'Y-you FUCKING GAY BIIIIIIIITTTCCCCCHHHH! NOONE STEALS MY SASUKE AWAY FROM ME!" Ino screamed at Kakashi.
Sakura was fed up with Ino, she couldn't take it.
"INO THE TRUE BITCH IS YOU! IF SASUKE LIKES KAKASHI-SENSEI MORE THEN YOU, WHY THE HELL SHOULD YOU CARE! HE PROBABLY LIKES KAKASHI-SENSEI MORE THEN ME! BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME CALLING KAKASHI-SENSEI A BITCH! HE'S A GOOD TEACHER! SO STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE! AND JUST DEAL WITH IT! YOU ARE ACTING OVERLY RUDE! I'M SURPRISED THAT YOUR TEAMATES CAN EVEN PUT UP WITH YOU! Okay I'm done" ended Sakura with a satisfied smirk. Ino was shocked.
"Alright Sakura…..and Sasuke!" said Tenten. Sasuke blushed.
"I must say that was pretty interesting" said Shikamaru.
"Yeah that was awesome!" said Kiba.
"Uh huh" said Gaara.
"Yay Sakura-Chan!" screamed Lee.
"Uh heh thanks" said Sakura.
"That was pretty cool..." said Neji.
Sakura then blushed. And smiled at everyone.
"Sorry……." Mumbled Ino.
"Okay lets get on with the game" said Naruto. Then he shivered. Iruka wrapped his arms around Naruto.
"Aww…look at that more gay romance awwww…" said Kiba. Naruto blushed again.
"Uh well. Sasuke had his first kiss stolen by our teacher!" pointed out Naruto.
"I already had my first kiss, with my…" Sasuke put his hands on his mouth before he could go on. Everyone looked him suspiciously
"Okay it's my turn" said Sasuke as fast as he could.
"Uh Neji, Truth or Dare?" asked Sasuke.
"Dare" said Neji.
"Uh let's see…hmm…I dare you to kiss….hey wait Lee what's that in your p…" but Sasuke was cut off when Lee screamed
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" and ran to the bathroom.
"HEY LEE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO TELL YOUR PANTS IT'S IMPOLITE TO POINT!" screamed Tenten.
"You mean…" Sasuke said but was cut off when Tenten said
"That happens when he sees two people making out on the floor"
Sasuke just stared at her and said
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy………"
"Let's just pretend Lee has to shit really bad, it's like me after I eat twenty-four tacos but I still do it anyway…"said Choji.
"That was to much information but okay..." said Gaara.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Okay anyway Neji I dare you to kiss Sakura" said Sasuke.
Neji just shrugged and kissed her on the cheek. Sakura blushed.
"Oh well that sucked…" said Ino.
"Yeah you guys need a little more passion, lust, and really making really good results ending up in like making-out on the floor like Sasuke and Kakashi-Sensei" said Temari.
"Dude what the fuck?" said Naruto.
"…Never mind…" said Temari.
"Okay…we'll just let you get away with the peck" said Tenten.
Right then Lee came back.
"Okay what did I miss?" asked Lee.
"Nothing alls that happened was a peck on the cheek" said Tenten.
"Okay who and who?" asked Lee.
'Neji and Sakura" said Temari.
"NUUUUUUUU!" screamed Lee and ran back into the bathroom.
"That was the 'WTF!' moment of the day…" said Shino.
"Exactly. Okay my turn…uuhh Gaara Truth or Dare?" asked Neji.
"Dare" said Gaara.
"Okay, Temari don't you have a picture of Kankuro?" asked Neji.
"Yeah why?" asked Temari.
"Can you give it to me for a sec?" asked Neji.
Temari fished through pockets and found it. She then gave it to Neji.
"Okay it's simple Gaara…Make-Out with the picture" stated Neji.
"What?" asked Gaara.
"Make-Out with the picture" said Neji.
"Why?" asked Gaara.
"'Cause I said so, now do it" said Neji.
"No" said Gaara.
"Do it or go home and suck his dick…" said Neji.
"Dude…" said Kiba.
"Just do it Gaara!" said Neji.
Gaara grabbed the picture kissed it, lick it, folded it, and stuck it in his mouth and kept it there.
"….okay…." said Neji.
"You can keep the picture now Gaara" said Temari.
Gaara took out the picture and said "Yay" and put it in his mouth again.
"Actually that was 'WTF!' moment of the day" said Sakura.
"Seriously…" said Shikamaru.
"Are you guys incestuous or somethin?" asked Shino.
Gaara took the picture out of his mouth again and said "Yes" and put it back again.
"Uh what does that mean?" asked Naruto.
"…Naruto… that's when siblings like each other in an intimate way…" said Iruka.
"Oh…what does intimate mean?" asked Naruto.
"Close, dear, near, cherished, warm, friendly.…...personal" said Shikamaru.
"I'm disturbed…" said Naruto.
Gaara took the picture out of his mouth once more and said "Good" and put the picture back in his mouth again.
"Hey did you guys notice that Hinata never woke up?" asked Tenten.
End Chapter 3
……..Okay the chapter is longer and Naruto has learned a lot. And yeah…..okay R&R.
