Disclaimer: ……me no own Naruto……any of its characters…'Time is running out' is owned by The Muse…nor do I own 'Hips Don't Lie'…Shakira does…actually every song in this story doesn't belong to me. XD.
Warning: Crack pairings, Yaoi, Yuri, and Pillows.
'Blah'-thoughts
"Blah"-Shit that they're saying.
A/N: I told someone that I was going update with in three days. Sorry that I didn't. I took a wile to update. I was really busy. Well please enjoy the next Chapter.
Chapter 4:
"Okay since that's over. Let's continue the game" said Sakura.
"I got a good idea" said Kiba with a smirk.
"Huh?" said Sakura.
"Oh nothing, Gaara, go" said Kiba.
"Okay, Kiba truth or dare?" asked Gaara.
"Dare" said Kiba.
"I dare you to, lick my feet" said Gaara.
"………" was the response from Kiba. His eye started to twitch.
"Well?" said Gaara.
Kiba went to Gaara, bent down, and closed his eyes. He licked once, twice, a third time, sucked his toes, and jumped up and ran to the bathroom to puke. Everyone was shocked. Gaara smirked. Then everyone started to laugh as hard as they could. Then they saw Kiba run into the kitchen. And then he came out with a grin.
"Okay my turn"
"Sasuke truth or dare?" asked Kiba.
"T-….." Sasuke paused for a moment he knew what Kiba was gonna ask. 'Who was your first kiss?'
"Truth?" asked Kiba.
"No, dare" said Sasuke.
Kiba had a grim look on his face. Then his face gave very excited expression. Sasuke raised his eyebrow.
"I dare you to sing 'Hips Don't Lie'" said Kiba.
Sasuke looked at him in awe.
"I ah don't know the lyrics" lied Sasuke. He knew them but he didn't want to sing infront of everyone.
"Don't worry I always keep the lyrics with me" said Kiba.
"…..um which part?" asked Sasuke.
Kiba circled the things he wanted Sasuke to sing.
"Okay here it goes,
Oh
baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be
wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on
tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel
it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see
baby, this is perfection" said Sasuke.
"Sing to it AND dance to it, like shake your ass or sumthin" said Kiba.
"…Okay then, Oh baby when you talk like that you make a woman go mad," sang Sasuke, to show the dancing he stepped and started to shake his hips, "So be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body," he dropped the paper with the lyrics and closed his eyes, "And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie," Sasuke started to smile while he was singing and then started to dance in ways that well Shakira dance herself, "All the attraction, the tension don't you see baby, this is perfec-" Sasuke was about to finish when he felt something on his legs and arms.
The only thing he could fall back on was Kakashi so he ended up in his lap. When Sasuke opened one of his eyes he saw Ino hugging one of his arms and Sakura hugging the other they were both blushing. Neji was on his right leg blushing when he saw Sasuke open his eyes. Then Sasuke saw Gaara clutching and licking his left leg. And Kakashi had both his hands up Sasuke's shirt clutching Sasuke's templates because of that Sasuke only had half of his shirt was covering him. Thus reveling Sasuke everything under Sasuke's chest and even worse his pant were falling. So his boxers showed.
Hinata finally woke up and once she saw Sasuke she started to giggle. Everyone started to giggle along with her. Except for the people on Sasuke and Kakashi.
"Uh there's an explanation for this…um I saw that that you were about to fall so I tried to stop you from falling" said Neji blushing.
"Yeah same here" said Sakura.
"Uh yeah s-same here" said Ino scratching the back of her head.
"I was sitting here so I thought I should take advantage of the moment" said Kakashi, Sasuke blushed.
"You're hot and you taste like strawberries, what type of soap do you use?" said Gaara.
"Uh……" said Sasuke.
Then everyone got off of him. Sasuke got up pulled up his pants and pulled down his shirt.
"Can we stop the game please?" asked Sasuke.
"Heh sure" said Sakura with a smile. Sasuke smiled back. Ino glared at Sakura.
"Anyway," said Sakura ignoring Ino's glare, "how about everyone changes and then I'll order some pizza"
Everyone got there clothes. All the girls changed in Sakura's room. Iruka used the downstairs bathroom. Neji, Lee, Gaara, Choji, and Shino used Sakura's parents' room. And Kakashi and Sasuke used the room the boys were supposed to sleep in. Naruto just took his clothes and put them on.
The Guest Room
"Ya know Sasuke, you don't have to close your eyes and face the other way, we're both guys" said Kakashi.
Sasuke blushed and turned around and saw Kakashi with his mask and shirt off. He laid his eyes on Kakashi's well-toned chest. He also stared at his abs.
"Like what ya see?" asked Kakashi with a smirk.
Sasuke blushed furiously. Kakashi them walked up to him and slipped down one of the sleeves of Sasuke's pajama's top. Since it was overly loose it was easy to put down. Kakashi started to kiss his shoulder. Sasuke closed his and clutched onto Kakashi's shoulders and pulled in closer to gain more of the pleasure Kakashi's was giving him. Kakashi pressed his knee between Sasuke's legs. Sasuke gave a slight whimper but then moaned. Kakashi put his leg down and laid Sasuke to the bed that Kakashi was going to sleep in. He then forced his tongue into Sasuke's mouth. Then there was a knock at the door. Kakashi got off of Sasuke and Sasuke sat on the bed Kakashi answered the door.
"Oh hi Sakura" said Kakashi.
"Hey Kakashi-Sensei, you guys should come down soon everyone is waiting" said Sakura.
"'K we'll be down soon" said Kakashi. Then he closed the door.
"Well put your shirt on and let's go downstairs" Sasuke said. Jumping off the bed. He's black pajama shorts fell a bit. He blushed and pulled them up a bit. Then he pulled up the sleeves of his black pajama shirt.
"You should've bought a pair of pajamas that actually fit you" said Kakashi, with a smile.
"Feh" said Sasuke.
"Hey Sasuke," said Kakashi Sasuke gave his attention to Kakashi, "what do you think of me as?"
"My teacher, a semi-legal guardian, a friend who is well um never mind and my rapist" said Sasuke.
Kakashi laughed a bit.
"Well I think of you as my little Uke" said Kakashi with a smirk.
Sasuke blushed. Then he got Kakashi's shirt and threw it at him. Kakashi laughed. And put it on.
"Come let's go downstairs" said Kakashi.
"Hey, guys Sakura's about to order out some pizza, what do ya guys want?" asked Kiba.
"I really don't care" said Kakashi.
"Same" said Sasuke.
"'K" said Kiba.
"Hey Sakura just order like three of the same thing and two different kinds!" said Kiba.
"Okay!" said Sakura.
Once Kakashi and Sasuke got downstairs. They saw a few of the guys in the kitchen getting drinks for everyone, Shikamaru and Kiba just flipping through channels, Naruto and Lee carrying drinks in there hands going into the living room, Tenten and Temari talking, Hinata and Sakura on the couch talking and laughing at Naruto and Lee being weird, Iruka just laying back watching whatever Kiba or Shikamaru changed the channel too and Ino…
"Hey Sasuke!" exclaimed Ino trying to show off of her outfit.
She was wearing a yellow button up pajama t-shirt that exposed her stomach and was sleeveless. She also wore really short shorts that went halfway down her thighs which were yellow too. Sasuke was disgusted by how of a slut she looked. Sakura was glaring at Ino by then. Ino then blushed when she saw that Sasuke shorts were falling a bit exposing his boxers (again). And how his shirt sleeve was falling (again). Sasuke saw how Ino was looking at him.
"Yeah I know I should have gotten tighter pajamas" said Sasuke as he walked over to the couch and sat next to Sakura.
Sakura stuck her tongue out at Ino. Ino just stomped away. Kakashi sat on the third couch in the room. The doorbell rang and Sakura answered it, Sasuke went with her. It was the pizza guy. He delivered the pizzas to Sakura and Sasuke after Sakura paid the bill.
"Okay guys! The Pizzas are here!" exclaimed Sakura.
Sasuke and Sakura brought back the pizzas into the living room. Neji, Choji, Shino, and Gaara brought in four soda bottles. Everyone started to eat. Then, Sakura put the song 'Do What You Want' by Ok Go once everyone finished eating. So of coarse (unless it's not obvious enough already) everyone started to dance.
"Hey Sakura!" exclaimed Naruto.
"What?" asked Sakura.
Naruto pushed Neji in front of her.
"Well?" said Naruto.
"Uh…" said Sakura and Neji.
"Well wanna dance?" asked Neji.
"Uh s-sure.." replied Sakura.
"More……Damn it's not gay romance" said Kiba, whom came out of well nowhere (oO).
"Um ok then" said Naruto (A/N: He gave up on trying to get Sakura).
After a while, Sakura suggested they do something else.
"Okay well it's twelve o' clock in the morning now….hmm, how about we play spin the bottle?" said Sakura with smirk.
"That's a great idea!" exclaimed Ino.
"If I'm lucky I can get Sasuke" whispered Ino to Sakura.
Sakura started to steam and thought 'Maybe I'll get him or maybe even Ne-'. But her thoughts were interrupted once Naruto exclaimed
"AWESOME! LET'S START THE GAME ALREADY!"
Sakura got an empty glass bottle that had Dr. Pepper in it.
"Okay everyone get in a circle now" said Sakura.
The circle went the same as last time when they played 'Truth or Dare'. Except Sakura sat next to Ino so she can pry her off of Sasuke if she randomly hugged him during the game.
"Okay I'll go first, oh and one rule you have to kiss whoever the bottle lands on, even if they're the same gender as you and it has to be on the lips too" said Sakura.
Sakura grabbed the bottle and spun it. To her surprise it landed on well Hinata. Hinata blushed furiously. Sakura just shrugged and went next to Hinata and made her face her. She lightly kissed Hinata on lips.
"Okay Hinata your turn" said Sakura with a smile.
"Damn I wish I had a camera I could've sold that on eBay" said Kiba.
Hinata spun the bottle and it landed on Neji. Both of their mouths dropped.
"Uh um…..I said you'd still have to no matter who it is" said Sakura blushing.
Hinata went to him and kissed him as fast as she could. Then ran back to her seat.
"Okay Neji your turn" said Sakura.
Neji put his hand on the bottle and turned it right, the bottle also spun pretty fast. But in the end it landed on, well, Sasuke. Neji shrugged and Sasuke blushed so much you could have actually mistaken him as a large tomato if he rolled up into a ball. And if you haven't noticed yet he's been doing that a lot lately. Neji went over to him and lifted his chin up and kissed him very gently, but it did last longer then the other ones. Once Neji was done he smirked at Sasuke, making Sasuke just a little nervous. Kakashi looked like he was going to murder Neji right there. Once Neji saw the look Kakashi was giving him, Neji just grinned at him, then, he went back to his spot. (A/N: Kakashi is protective of his SasUKE-Chan…hehe)
"'Kay it's my turn" said Sasuke.
Sasuke grabbed the bottle and began to spin it. The person it landed on was Kiba. Sasuke blinked, so did Kiba. Kiba went to Sasuke and said
"Okay kiss meh" said Kiba.
Sasuke blushed then lightly kissed him. Kiba just simply blinked.
"That's it?" asked Kiba.
"Huh? What do you mean?" said Sasuke.
"This is what I mean" said Kiba.
Kiba jumped on him and started licking his face and placed kiss all over his face and neck.
"St-stop it!" exclaimed Sasuke.
"KIBA!" exclaimed Ino and Sakura.
Once Kiba heard his name he got up and looked at both Sakura and Ino. Sasuke wrapped his legs around Kiba's neck; he flipped back by one hand on the ground. He flipped Kiba along with him. Then he let him go once he almost hit the floor. Sasuke stood up giving Kiba an icy glare that could kill a thousand humans within a second. Kiba had gotten so scared he went back to the portion or the circle he was sitting at. Because of flipping Kiba, Sasuke's shirt sleeve fell half way down. Everyone started to stare at him. And all of the girls started to blush with a deep shade of red.
"I know I should have bought something tighter" said Sasuke sighing.
"Well it's pretty late now and I'm tired, I'm gonna go to sleep" said Shikamaru. Going up the stairs.
"Y-yeah same here" said Kiba. Trying to get out of that room as fast as he could.
"Okay anyone wanna go with 'em?" asked Sakura.
Everyone just simply said no.
"Okay then. What should we do now? Hmmm…wait here for a bit" said Sakura.
She went up the stairs to get a pillow for everyone. She went into her room and got five. Then she went to the guest room where the boys were sleeping at. She opened the door, forgetting hr fact Kiba and Shikamaru were in there, she turned on the light, and gasped.
She saw Kiba on top of Shikamaru, licking his neck all over, and the worst part was Shikamaru was enjoying it? They saw Sakura then both of them were blushing like mad.
"I won't tell anyone if you give some pillows" said Sakura.
Kiba and Shikamaru got some pillows and handed them to Sakura.
"Sorry ya had to see that" said Kiba.
"It's okay, I won't tell anyone about it" said Sakura.
She smiled and went down the stairs with the pillows.
"So what are we doing?" asked Ino while having a good hold of Sasuke's arm.
Sakura charged up to Ino and smacked her head with one of the pillows.
"Heh, a pillow-fight" answered Sakura.
She threw all the pillows around.
"To bad Shikamaru and Kiba have to miss out on the fun we're gonna have" said Lee.
"Oh I'm pretty sure they're having a lot of fun upstairs" said Sakura.
"Huh? How? Their sleeping though" said Lee.
Sakura ignored the last statement and continued with passing around the pillows. Once she was done. Ino smacked Sakura on the head with her pillow while holding on to Sasuke's hand. And well Sasuke he was trying to get free of her hold so he could go kill Neji for smacking him on the butt. Once Ino's hand was loose, Sasuke ran over to Neji jumped and hit with the pillow a good few times. Then he saw Ino (still) hitting Sakura with the pillow on and on and on. He smirked and went to Ino and tapped on her shoulder. Ino turned around and filled up with glee.
"Yes Sasuke-Kun?" asked Ino blushing and smiling.
Sakura looked at Sasuke with a teary eye. Sasuke smiled and mouthed 'Hit her now' to Sakura. She smiled and hit Ino as hard as she could. Ino then fell into Sasuke's arms.
"Oh how kind of you Sasuke-Kun" said Ino.
Sasuke rolled his eyes and dropped her on the floor. Sakura laughed at Ino. And Sasuke went of to stuff Neji's pillow down Naruto's pants. Oh it was a fun time for the Naruto characters er I mean everyone.
End Chapter 4
I'm seriously sorry that it took so long to update. And since KibaxShikaXD I need a life asked me ever so kindly to put some KibaxShikamaru into the story. I did. If you really want me to put another pairing or at least hints of one, ask me. But I'm gonna only do Yaoi pairings or even Yuri ones. Anyway R&R!
