D.N. Pointlessness
Chapter 1 (Intro)
"Now, let's start that over on the part that Risa rejects Daisuke."
Daisuke: "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Risa: "No way!" -Gets a bazooka and shoots him- "I belong to Dark!"
Daisuke: (As a ghost) "Risa...How could you?"
Dark: "What's up?"
Risa: "DARK!" -drops bazooka and glomps Dark-
Dark: "AHH! Get her off me!"
"Hey, get off him. We'rein a fanfic ya know"
Risa gets off and Satoshi comes by.
Satoshi: "Oh where is my sweet Daisuke?"
Dark: "WHAT? -faints-
Daisuke:(still dead)"SWEET Daisuke!"
-heals Daisuke- "Get on with it!"
Satoshi: "DAI-CHAN!" -hugs Daisuke/Dai-chan so hard he can't breathe-
Daisuke: "...gasp...air..."
Risa: "Dark!"
Dark: "Eh?"
Risa: "We're going shopping! -drags Dark outta the fanfic-
Daisuke: -still deprived of air-
Dark: "NO! MOMMY!"
Satoshi: -finally lets go- "Daisuke dear, we'll leave as well."
Daisuke: "To where?"
Satoshi: "You'll see."
End of Chapter 1
