D.N. Pointlessness

Chapter 1 (Intro)


"Now, let's start that over on the part that Risa rejects Daisuke."

Daisuke: "Will you be my girlfriend?"

Risa: "No way!" -Gets a bazooka and shoots him- "I belong to Dark!"

Daisuke: (As a ghost) "Risa...How could you?"

Dark: "What's up?"

Risa: "DARK!" -drops bazooka and glomps Dark-

Dark: "AHH! Get her off me!"

"Hey, get off him. We'rein a fanfic ya know"

Risa gets off and Satoshi comes by.

Satoshi: "Oh where is my sweet Daisuke?"

Dark: "WHAT? -faints-

Daisuke:(still dead)"SWEET Daisuke!"

-heals Daisuke- "Get on with it!"

Satoshi: "DAI-CHAN!" -hugs Daisuke/Dai-chan so hard he can't breathe-

Daisuke: "...gasp...air..."

Risa: "Dark!"

Dark: "Eh?"

Risa: "We're going shopping! -drags Dark outta the fanfic-

Daisuke: -still deprived of air-

Dark: "NO! MOMMY!"

Satoshi: -finally lets go- "Daisuke dear, we'll leave as well."

Daisuke: "To where?"

Satoshi: "You'll see."


End of Chapter 1