Chapter 2 (The Dares)


SOMEWHERE outside:

Dark: Krad, I dare you to cut your hair!

Krad, who suddenly appears in this chapter: NEVER! Not my lovely, precious hair!

Dark: Scissors, Daisuke.

Daisuke: -ties Krad to the chair of torture and hands the scissors-

Krad: I WANT MY MOMMY!

Dark: -cuts aSINGLE strand of hair-

Krad: NOO!

Daisuke: -watches with keen interest-

Dark: -snips every strand of hair off- Done!

Krad: -sudden recovery- Alright! I dare Satoshi to kiss Risa!

Satoshi: But... I'm with Dai-chan!

Risa: No! My first kiss will be from Dark!

Krad: -pushes their heads together so they kiss- HA HA!

Risa: This can't be happening!

Satoshi, who is fine: I dare Dai-chan to eat a plastic cup.

Daisuke: WHAT?

Satoshi: Here, -hands a plastic cup- eat it. I seasoned it with herbs and spices!

Daisuke: Why does it have to be me? Oh well -eats the cup(somehow) and falls to the ground-

Satoshi: Dai-chan! You okay?

Daisuke: ...I think it poked my intestines...

Satoshi: We must go to the hospital quickly! -carries Daisuke out of the fanfic without the author's permission-

"Hey, it was you who dared him to do it."

Daisuke: -while being carried- Ooohhh yeeaahhhh! I daaaaaaree DDaaaaark ttoooo stttriiiiiiiipppppp!

Dark: I don't care -strips and runs around like a maniac-

Risa: oooo wow... -takes a picture of Dark-

Dark: Augghh! -puts on a barrel- I dare Risa to jump off a 50 foot building!

Risa: I'll do it for Dark! -jumps off and dies-

Krad: Only idiots would have done that.

Dark:SO WHAT? Risa's dead! BOOYAH!

Krad to himself: Doesn't he know he's still naked in public?


End of Chapter 2