Chapter 2 (The Dares)
SOMEWHERE outside:
Dark: Krad, I dare you to cut your hair!
Krad, who suddenly appears in this chapter: NEVER! Not my lovely, precious hair!
Dark: Scissors, Daisuke.
Daisuke: -ties Krad to the chair of torture and hands the scissors-
Krad: I WANT MY MOMMY!
Dark: -cuts aSINGLE strand of hair-
Krad: NOO!
Daisuke: -watches with keen interest-
Dark: -snips every strand of hair off- Done!
Krad: -sudden recovery- Alright! I dare Satoshi to kiss Risa!
Satoshi: But... I'm with Dai-chan!
Risa: No! My first kiss will be from Dark!
Krad: -pushes their heads together so they kiss- HA HA!
Risa: This can't be happening!
Satoshi, who is fine: I dare Dai-chan to eat a plastic cup.
Daisuke: WHAT?
Satoshi: Here, -hands a plastic cup- eat it. I seasoned it with herbs and spices!
Daisuke: Why does it have to be me? Oh well -eats the cup(somehow) and falls to the ground-
Satoshi: Dai-chan! You okay?
Daisuke: ...I think it poked my intestines...
Satoshi: We must go to the hospital quickly! -carries Daisuke out of the fanfic without the author's permission-
"Hey, it was you who dared him to do it."
Daisuke: -while being carried- Ooohhh yeeaahhhh! I daaaaaaree DDaaaaark ttoooo stttriiiiiiiipppppp!
Dark: I don't care -strips and runs around like a maniac-
Risa: oooo wow... -takes a picture of Dark-
Dark: Augghh! -puts on a barrel- I dare Risa to jump off a 50 foot building!
Risa: I'll do it for Dark! -jumps off and dies-
Krad: Only idiots would have done that.
Dark:SO WHAT? Risa's dead! BOOYAH!
Krad to himself: Doesn't he know he's still naked in public?
End of Chapter 2
