DN Pointlessness Chapter 3:The Play
"Ok, you guys have to act out a play. Riku, you act as the princess and Dark acts like the prince."
Risa: "No fair! I would have fit the image of the princess way better!"
Riku: "What? Why am I the princess?"
Dark: "Uh oh. This is bad."
Riku: "Oh well, at leastI get to teach Dark a lesson!"
"Hey, just start.-Gives Dark and Riku their lines-
Riku: "Fine! ...Oh help me my dear prince."
"Riku, you have to say it with passion, ok? Passion!"
Riku: "Argh! ...Oh help me my dear prince!"
Dark: "Wait! I wasn't ready yet!"
Riku: "Grr... Oh help me my dear prince!"
Dark:"Hey, don't call me "prince" I'm a Phantom Thief!"
"-Bonks Dark on the head- Stop complaining and just do it"
Dark: "I'm only doing this once! Do not worry princess for I shall save you!"
"Ok, cut! We're adding the bad guy in now.-Gives Risa her lines-"
Risa: "No way I am being the evil witch!"
"C' mon Risa! You'll be a evil- I mean, a star!"
Risa: "I'll do it for Dark! ...Mwa ha ha ha! Welcome prince, TO YOUR DOOM!"-Whacks Dark with a stick-
Dark: -pretends to faint-
Riku: "Hooray! He's being tortured!"
"CUT! Riku, say what the paper says!"
Riku: "I couldn't help it! .. Oh no! Prince!"
Risa:"-puts Dark in a cage that is lowering into lava- "You shall perish, prince!"
Dark: "-SOMEHOW gets out and stabs Risa with his sword- Die, witch!"
Risa: "-falls into the lava and dies(again)-"
Dark: "Princess!
Riku: -bonks Dark's head- "I didn't want to get rescued in the first place!" -starts to beat Dark up-
Dark: "Ow! Ouch! Owie! Owzers!"
Riku: "That'll teach you a lesson, pervert!"-leaves-
Dark: -is covered in bruises- "Oh well, at least Risa died! Again!"
"Yeah yeah...Oh well, at least the plays finished"
End of Chapter 3
