DN Pointlessness Chapter 3:The Play


"Ok, you guys have to act out a play. Riku, you act as the princess and Dark acts like the prince."

Risa: "No fair! I would have fit the image of the princess way better!"

Riku: "What? Why am I the princess?"

Dark: "Uh oh. This is bad."

Riku: "Oh well, at leastI get to teach Dark a lesson!"

"Hey, just start.-Gives Dark and Riku their lines-

Riku: "Fine! ...Oh help me my dear prince."

"Riku, you have to say it with passion, ok? Passion!"

Riku: "Argh! ...Oh help me my dear prince!"

Dark: "Wait! I wasn't ready yet!"

Riku: "Grr... Oh help me my dear prince!"

Dark:"Hey, don't call me "prince" I'm a Phantom Thief!"

"-Bonks Dark on the head- Stop complaining and just do it"

Dark: "I'm only doing this once! Do not worry princess for I shall save you!"

"Ok, cut! We're adding the bad guy in now.-Gives Risa her lines-"

Risa: "No way I am being the evil witch!"

"C' mon Risa! You'll be a evil- I mean, a star!"

Risa: "I'll do it for Dark! ...Mwa ha ha ha! Welcome prince, TO YOUR DOOM!"-Whacks Dark with a stick-

Dark: -pretends to faint-

Riku: "Hooray! He's being tortured!"

"CUT! Riku, say what the paper says!"

Riku: "I couldn't help it! .. Oh no! Prince!"

Risa:"-puts Dark in a cage that is lowering into lava- "You shall perish, prince!"

Dark: "-SOMEHOW gets out and stabs Risa with his sword- Die, witch!"

Risa: "-falls into the lava and dies(again)-"

Dark: "Princess!

Riku: -bonks Dark's head- "I didn't want to get rescued in the first place!" -starts to beat Dark up-

Dark: "Ow! Ouch! Owie! Owzers!"

Riku: "That'll teach you a lesson, pervert!"-leaves-

Dark: -is covered in bruises- "Oh well, at least Risa died! Again!"

"Yeah yeah...Oh well, at least the plays finished"


End of Chapter 3