DN Pointlessness Chapter 4: The Eating Contest
"Okies! This time we're having a eating contest!"
Dark: " I am not SO not entering! "
"To late Dark, I chose our contestants already. Dark, Krad, and Daisuke!"
Krad: " WHAT! WHY ME? "
Daisuke: " Could I enter Wiz instead? "
Satoshi: "Dai-Chan! Go for it! I'll be cheering for you! "
" Riku! Risa! Bring the 2 gallon buckets of food here! "
Riku and Risa: -brings three heavy buckets of food into the arena-
" Contestants to the arena please! "
Dark, Krad, and Daisuke/Dai-Chan come into the arena nervously
" Ok, in 3, 2, 1.. START! "
Dark, Krad, and Daisuke/Dai-Chan start to chow down the food
Satoshi: ( In a cheerleader outfit )" DAI-CHAN, DAI-CHAN! GO, GO, GO!
" Forty seconds left! "
Daisuke: (thinks)Ugh.. I'm losing it!-Falls over-
" Daisuke's down! "
Satoshi: " Don't worry Dai-Chan, I have plans up my sleeve "
Krad: (thinks) Argh! I feel like vomiting! But I won't lose to Dark!
Dark: (thinks) Almost to the bottom!
" Twenty seconds! Fifteen seconds! Ten seconds! ''
Krad: (thinks) Time's almost up! I have to speed up!
" 5, 4, 3, 2... 1! Time's up! "
Suddenly, Dark and Krad's buckets explode and food is all over the place
Satoshi: " Yes! Good thing I added explosives to the bottom of their buckets!Dai-Chan was the only one who didn't have food on him! So he's the winner!
" That's cheating! The contest was about eating all the food in a minute! Not avoiding food flying all over the place! "
Dark: " Look what you've done to my face! It's ruined! "
Krad: " My hair smells like tuna-fish sandwiches now! "
Dark and Krad chase Satoshi yelling " Come back here! " and " You are so dead! "
Satoshi: " Help me! Dai-Chan! "
Daisuke: '' No way. I didn't even want to enter the contest in the first place! It was them! "-points to the SPandFP-
" C'mon guys, you know it was a joke.."-backs away slowly-
Daisuke: " CHARGE! "- he and Dark, and Krad chases the authors out-
Satoshi: (alone) "...Guys?"
End of Chapter 4
