DN Pointlessness Chapter 4: The Eating Contest


"Okies! This time we're having a eating contest!"

Dark: " I am not SO not entering! "

"To late Dark, I chose our contestants already. Dark, Krad, and Daisuke!"

Krad: " WHAT! WHY ME? "

Daisuke: " Could I enter Wiz instead? "

Satoshi: "Dai-Chan! Go for it! I'll be cheering for you! "

" Riku! Risa! Bring the 2 gallon buckets of food here! "

Riku and Risa: -brings three heavy buckets of food into the arena-

" Contestants to the arena please! "

Dark, Krad, and Daisuke/Dai-Chan come into the arena nervously

" Ok, in 3, 2, 1.. START! "

Dark, Krad, and Daisuke/Dai-Chan start to chow down the food

Satoshi: ( In a cheerleader outfit )" DAI-CHAN, DAI-CHAN! GO, GO, GO!

" Forty seconds left! "

Daisuke: (thinks)Ugh.. I'm losing it!-Falls over-

" Daisuke's down! "

Satoshi: " Don't worry Dai-Chan, I have plans up my sleeve "

Krad: (thinks) Argh! I feel like vomiting! But I won't lose to Dark!

Dark: (thinks) Almost to the bottom!

" Twenty seconds! Fifteen seconds! Ten seconds! ''

Krad: (thinks) Time's almost up! I have to speed up!

" 5, 4, 3, 2... 1! Time's up! "

Suddenly, Dark and Krad's buckets explode and food is all over the place

Satoshi: " Yes! Good thing I added explosives to the bottom of their buckets!Dai-Chan was the only one who didn't have food on him! So he's the winner!

" That's cheating! The contest was about eating all the food in a minute! Not avoiding food flying all over the place! "

Dark: " Look what you've done to my face! It's ruined! "

Krad: " My hair smells like tuna-fish sandwiches now! "

Dark and Krad chase Satoshi yelling " Come back here! " and " You are so dead! "

Satoshi: " Help me! Dai-Chan! "

Daisuke: '' No way. I didn't even want to enter the contest in the first place! It was them! "-points to the SPandFP-

" C'mon guys, you know it was a joke.."-backs away slowly-

Daisuke: " CHARGE! "- he and Dark, and Krad chases the authors out-

Satoshi: (alone) "...Guys?"


End of Chapter 4