DN Pointlessness Chapter 5: Attack of the Kradzilla
One day Dark and Krad were arguing which was better: Panties or Boxers, which was a boring subject to talk about but they argued about it anyway.
Behind a tree, Riku was about to test out her new invention, a machine that could turn any living thing into Godzilla.
Riku: " I'll give that Dark a lesson he deserves! "
Riku activated her machine and aimed it at Dark. She pressed the button. A big lazer thing came shot out of the machine and was heading toward Dark. BBLLZZZTT!
But, she accidentally hit Krad instead. Krad started to grow into... KRADZILLA! Note: Kradzilla is Godzilla except he has golden long hair.
Dark: " HOLY MACARONI! KRAD! "
Kradzilla: " MWA HA HA HA! " -stomps on the ground, creating a hole on the road-
Riku: " Oops! "
Kradzilla: " -destroys half a apartment, which uncovered Risa, the mayor's daughter-
Risa: " EEK! "
Kradzilla: -grabs Risa, and starts to swing her around-
Risa: " Help me!"
Dark transforms into...SUPER DARK!
SuperDark: '' Wait, I need to go to the restroom first! " -scurries away-
Risa: '' EEK! How dare you! "
Kradzilla: -uses his super stinky breath and sets random people on fire-
Riku: -grabs some popcorn- " This is the greatest show I've seen all day! "
SuperDark: (At a restroom ) " phew. "
Kradzilla: -destroys half of the city-
" Man, that Godzilla costume was worth it! "
SuperDark: " OK, back. Now.. where was I? ... Oh yeah! -flies up to Kradzilla's face and uses his Super eye lazer thingies and burns Kradzilla's hair-
Kradzilla: '' NOO! MY HAIR! -drops Risa and runs away-
Risa: -lands into the hole and dies for the third time-
Some random people: " HOORAY FOR SUPERDARK! "
Riku: " NO! My invention #741 failed! "
" Invention #741? Riku, I never knew you were a mechanic. "
SuperDark: -starts to dance- " Risa died again, Risa died again! "
End Of Chapter 5
