Hello! I'm SO sorry for not writing for the longest time! DON'T KILL ME! I had a LOT of family matters, computer being nearly destroyed and all that. So it really isn't my fault. Enjoy! And I'm sorry if it seems a bit short!
Kakashi closed his Icha Icha Paradise with a satisfied sigh. It had been one of the best volumes. Now, just to wait for the next one…
He was just about to doze off when he heard a faint yelling from outside. He stuck his head out of the window. It was Sasuke. "Hey! What are you doing! Let go!" Sasuke was resisting being taken in by a bunch of, what it looked like, designers. Kakashi scratched his head. Was he supposed to… help? Finally, the many giggling women had overtaken Sasuke, stuffing in into a giant white van. Kakashi shook his head. If that wasn't that strangest kidnapping he had ever seen…
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Sasuke was pushed out of the van with instructions on how to get into the restaurant. He looked down at himself. He was in a plain white turtleneck with a long necklace. They had managed to make him wear a blue dress jacket with a blue scarf. Oh, and did he mention that they had stuffed a rose into his hand to? If this is what it took to meet with that bubble gum haired girl, he was going to quit very soon.
Sasuke asked the hostess for the table to Sakura Haruno. She immediately brightened up and led him to the way. He immediately spotted the pink from a few feet away. She waved to him while smiling cheerfully. As soon as Sasuke neared the hand distance, Sakura grabbed him to sit closely to her as possible. "What are you-"
Sakura quickly leaned over to whisper the current situation. "Don't say anything like that. Half the restaurant is spies from my father. Now just look like you're enjoying yourself and I'll explain the terms for our fake dating."
Sasuke immediately shut up. So, Sakura's father was one of those over protective types. After ordering some random foods, they leaned in close to discuss the terms. Sakura neatly wrote 'terms of dating' on a napkin. "So I'll start. No emotions involved." She wrote in bubbly letters 'no emotion'. "Your turn."
"No kisses or anything like that." Sakura paused, then wrote it down.
"No changing your mind."
"Keep your personal life to yourself."
"No sex." Sakura blushed and wrote it down.
"And most importantly, remember this is FAKE." The word was written in capitols on the flimsy napkin. "There we go. All done. So we know what to do, yes?" Sakura asked with a smile. Sasuke just nodded. He was going to get out of here soon.
Sakura took light sip from her glass of wine. "Well... to conclude this 'date', I think Sasuke honey, that we should go on a date tomorrow." Sakura smiled blissfully. Sasuke blinked. Once. Twice. "What?"
Had this girl… just called him honey? And had she suggested a DATE? "Well honey?" Sasuke gritted his teeth. He could just murder everyone here. EVERYONE. Then maybe, he could find a saner life, in prison. He bit his tongue from saying every swear possible and forced a half-smirk. "Sure. How about afternoon?" Somebody needed to kill him now.
"Aw… look how fast ex-boyfriends grow up."
Sasuke flinched. This voice was familiar. He looked up to see a girl, looking a few years older than him with glasses in hand. Her violet eyes were filled with mirth… from someone else's suffering. She smiled, displaying pearly white teeth. Her black hair was in a giant black clip. Sasuke frowned. "Runa." The girl smiled even wider at her name. "Aw! You remembered! I'm so touched. But who's this little girl? A new girlfriend for little Sasuke? Isn't that just sweet. At the rate you're going, I bet you've dated all the girls here, haven't you, you player!" Sasuke bristled. He wasn't going to let her get to him. "Runa, I'm sorry, but I'm enjoying a date with my girlfriend, so please leave. Or else I might be forced to kill someone." Sasuke glared menacingly at Runa. She held her spot. Then flicked her hair. "Fine. But I'll see you around my darling." She threw him a kiss and left. Sasuke snorted. She was always such a bitch.
Sakura remained sitting quietly, taking this all in. That was his… ex? Talk about scary. She looked up at him. He looked distracted. She cleared her throat. Only his eyes moved to her spot. "I think… I will be going now. Since our business is done." She leaned over to kiss his cheek then remembered that it was one of their rules not to. She stopped an inch short. "Good night." Sasuke watched as the girl left. He sniffed the air. She smelled like sakuras.
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"Yes Orochimaru-sama, I've found him." The dark haired girl leaned against a pole in the dark. She watched as a certain pink haired girl left the restaurant. "It seems to be that his date has left. Should I approach him sir?" There was a brief silence. "I see. But I would caution that your daughter does not fall for him." She hung up on her cell phone. She didn't need his stupid lecture on how she really wasn't his daughter, just foster. But it was good advice she was giving. It might interrupt their plans. "Then Sasuke-kun… you'll come crawling back to me."
AAAH! I'm SO sorry this chapter is short! Sibling rivalry over the computer! But I'll try to make the next one EXTRA special. Oh, and give your opinion on a character. I wanted to add all Naruto characters on here, so tell me, would u hate to see gaara in here? And if you love it, what role should he play? THANK YOU!
