"That's enough," she said to Dick, breaking off their kissing, "We'll do more later."
"What? Why?" he said, nearly whining.
"Because I said so," she replied, "We don't need to do it all now. Can you hear that?" she asked. It was getting louder.
"Hear what?"
"Never mind," she said, sounding distracted, "Wait for me here. I have to try to find something." She didn't want anyone seeing whatever this was. It was hers!
Ivory followed it. She couldn't quite pin it down so she wandered all over Hogsmeade. After nearly 10 minutes, she'd finally located it. It was below the ground. It was on the very edge of the town, no buildings around. It couldn't be coming from the basement of anywhere. Finally, she just apparated down.
To her great surprise, she was standing in a tunnel. It was just big enough for her to walk through. She followed it and heard voices coming from up ahead.
"See, Dumbledore," said a hissing one, "She is here!"
"I will not let you harm one of my students," she heard Dumbledore reply, "I will fight to the death if necessary." Dumbeledore had correctly assumed who the demon wanted.
"Stop with the dramatics, old man. Save those for someone who cares about them."
Ivory emerged into a cavern, and saw Dumbledore confronting the Demon. Ooohh! A Demon! He was what has been calling her. If she could make the demon her pet, she could whatever she wanted anywhere! She could even use it to stop Voldemort single handedly. She'd be a hero! Think of all the attention!
"Ahhh," the demon hissed at Ivory, "You are who I want. You're the one who is responsible for everything!"
"Demon!" Dumbledore bellowed, "Do not…" he was cut off by the Demon using a bit of magic to propel Dumbledore into the cavern wall, knocking the wind out of him.
"You've bothered me long enough, Dumbledore. I mean you no harm, I mean no one else harm in this world except the girl."
"Harm me?" Ivory asked, giggling. She was quite sure the demon couldn't. "You're funny." She fingered her wand, getting ready to use it. The wand had been specially made with three cores. It had been made with the string of a Dragon Heart, a strand of Unicorn tail, and the tail feather of a phoenix. All three were intertwined and acted as one. It was the only wand which didn't burn up when Ivory put her magic through it.
"Yes, I will," the demon told her, "You are disrupting this universe. Your power threatens to upheave everything. If you are allowed to continue, incalculateable harm will be done to existence."
"Oh well," she said, still giggling, "You'll think differently after you're my loyal servant. You'll love me and worship me then." With that, she pulled her wand out and willed the Demon to become her servant, her pet.
The demon's eyes went wide as he said, "No… your power… too much… how can one person wield so much?" And then his entire posture changed. It was obvious Ivory's magic had worked, as the demon looked at her lovingly.
Across the cavern, Dumbledore's felt frightened. With this much power, Ivory is more of a threat than anything. What if she turns it against everyone?
"See?" Ivory said, "I told you! Now, my pet, come to me." The demon obediently walked over to Ivory.
"What do you wish me to do, Mistress?" he asked.
"Just wait for one moment," she said and turned to face Dumbledore. "Now, I think you'll agree that…" Her words were cut short as a green magic bolt from the Demon hit her in the back and she fell on her face, seemingly dead.
The Demon laughed as a board materialized behind him that read: ME: 10 MARY SUES: 0. The 10 changed to 11 and then the board disappeared again.
"Stupid Mary Sues," he said, "Always thinking they can control me. I swear, they mess up more fandoms than I can count. I guess it's time to find the next." Still trying to get his breath back, Dumbledore watched as the Demon disappeared, set off on his ever lasting mission.
Author's Note: By now, you should understand this is a (likely poor) attempt at satire. I hope you liked it. I may bring the Mary Sue killing demon back in another story at some point. I'm not sure yet. Anyway, if you didn't enjoy it, maybe you at least were amused by the ending.
