-1Rebecca awoken from her uncomfortable slumber on the cold, hard ground. She looked around and saw she was still an Espeon Pokemorph, and was with the rest of the sleeping fusions. Among the ones she was looking at, Jack the Mightyena was who she was most interested in.
Despite the fact the two didn't know much about each other, she had a bit of a crush on him. She had no idea why, maybe it was because of his attractive wolfish looks, or his tough emo personality, or maybe the author just made her fall in love with Jack because he's an unoriginal bastard.
But whatever the reason, Rebecca liked him, and that's all that really matters. With a sigh, the humanoid Espeon laid her head on the ground and hoped to get a better sleep than last time.
"TIME TO WAKE YOU FREAKS!" somebody yelled. Rebecca woke up once again as a Team Crazy grunt whacked her in the head with a baton.
"Ow" she muttered as she rubbed her head "what the hell was that for?"
"It's time for your Pokemorph training you maggot" sneered the grunt "COME ON YOU PIECES OF CRAP GET UP!" The rest of the half-Pokemon half-humans groggily stood up, excluding Al who was still fast asleep. The grunt didn't tolerate this and whacked him with the baton. This, however, was a bad idea as the Salamenace became enraged and began tearing the grunt to shreds. "OH GOD HELP ME!" cried the once tough Team Crazy member "CALL THE GUARDS, HE'S EATING MY SPLEEN! OH GOD I WANT MY MOM OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
After security managed to pacify Al and clean the grunt's bloody remains, all the Pokemorphs were sent into a gym filled with all sorts of equipment. One of the objects was a large television screen, showing the face of a rather twisted-looking man.
"Greetings my fellow experiments" the man said "my name is Dr. Crazy, and I am the head of Team Crazy. Today I wish to test your abilities to see if the project was successful or not. If you pass, you shall be part of my elite soldiers. If you fail, well… hehehe… you don't want to know. Good-bye."
The screen turned black, the Pokemorphs were soon sent to began their training.
TEST ONE: COMBAT
Jack stood as ten robots armed with multiple weapons were approaching him. "Pathetic" he said to himself. In an instant all the robots were destroyed and had teeth marks on them.
"Test one passed!" yelled the grunt who was viewing the tests.
TEST TWO: AGILITY
Larry the hedgehog swiftly moved in the obstacle course while dodging all the traps. He moved past falling stone blocks, jumped over a bed of spikes, did a Matrix under flying spears, and went through a ring of fire. He finished the course in ten seconds, and decided to show off by doing it over again!"
"Test two passed!" the grunt shouted.
TEST THREE: STEALTH
Sally snuck through a dark maze, looking left and right for any guards to sneak past. She was about to continue on ahead until she asked a question.
"WAIT, WHAT I'M SUPPOSE TO DO AGAIN!"
"Your suppose to retrieve the flag at the end of this maze" the grunt whispered, trying not to gain the guards' attention.
"WHAT!" the Clefairy girl asked again.
"I said your suppose to retrieve the flag at the end of this maze!"
"WHAT!"
"Your suppose to RETRIVE the FLAG at the END of this MAZE!"
"WHAT!"
"GOD DAMMIT BITCH GET THE FUCKING FLAG AT THE END OF THIS FUCKING MAZE!"
"OH OKAY!" Sally said cheerfully. She turned around and saw all the guards looking at her. "HEY! HOW DID KNOW WHERE I WAS!"
"Test three failed" the grunt sighed.
TEST FOUR: APPEARANCE
"Test four failed!" said the grunt right as the test started.
"WTF?" Jim the Weezing morph questioned "I didn't even do anything!"
TEST FIVE: INTELLIGENCE
"What is one plus one?" asked another grunt.
Al answered by screaming.
"Test five failed!" shouted the first grunt. The Salamenace Pokemorph didn't like this and smacked the grunt with a metal chair. "Uh, did I say failed? I meant passed" the grunt said before passing out.
TEST SIX: USING A PHONE
"Hi, is this Pokeroni Pizza Palace?" Rebecca asked over a phone "Okay, good. I would like your special pizza combo number four, no sausages, and with bread sticks. Location? Uh, Team Crazy Secret Base, at Route 666. Alright, thanks."
Twenty minutes later the pizza came. The Team Crazy grunts started eating the pizza, analyzing for anything wrong. Awhile later, the grunt viewing the tests came up to Rebecca with pizza sauce on his face.
"Test six passed" he burped.
"So one question" the Espeon morph spoke up, "what was the point of the sixth test anyway?"
"NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS" the grunt shouted before licking the pizza sauce off. He then looked at the test results and had a look of confusion on his face. "Well it appears you guys got half wrong and half right. It will take some time before we decide if you passed or not."
Rebecca sighed as the grunt left and then sat on the floor. Her stomach growled, and she was very hungry. She then noticed a slice of pizza held in front of face. The half-Espeon looked up and was surprised to find out it was Jack holding it.
"You want the last one?" he asked her.
"T-thanks" Rebecca softly said as she took the pizza. She was about to it before Al knocked her out and ate the slice himself.
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To be continued.
