-1It was already four hours and yet no sign of any report if the Pokemorphs have passed or not. Rebecca was tired of waiting, so she decided to use her psychic powers to listen to the guards stationed outside of the training gym. How she managed to hear the guards through solid walls and able to know how to use the ability AND have it even though Espeons aren't actually able to do those things I do not know, and I'm too lazy to type reasonable answers.

"Hey George, can I ask you something?" the Espeon girl heard a guard say.

"Yeah, what?" replied another guard who was most likely George.

"Well, I've been here for only a few days so I don't know everything…"

"Spit it out man!"

"Okay! Okay! Yeesh! Anyways, what I want to know is why we have to kidnap people for experiments instead of using people who work here?"

"That's a very good question, but the answer might freak you out."

"I think I can handle it."

"Alright, but I warned you. You see, Dr. Crazy last name is called crazy because he performs illogical and inhumane experiments, it's what he DOES with the experiments is what makes him Dr. Crazy."

"Like what, world domination or something?"

"Nope, not even close. He has sex with them."

"…"

"Yeah, he's a creationphile."

"…So wait, those Pokemorphs were made…?"

"To have sex with."

"But hold on! I mean, I might understand the Pokemorphs and all, but I've read what experiments Team Crazy has created and a lot of them have to be exceptions, like the Shadow Pokemon…"

"To have sex with."

"What about the battle mechs?"

"To have sex with."

"Or the zombies…?"

"To have sex with."

"Diet orange juice?"

"To. Have. Sex. With!"

"Oh dear god, I hope those Pokemorphs passed their training tests."

"It doesn't matter if they do."

"Huh?"

"If they passed or failed, those mutants are going to have a life-scarring experience with Dr. Crazy. The only really they had to do a test if they 'useful' in bed."

"Holy…"

That was enough for the psychic to hear. Just to make sure everyone heard her and got their attention, Rebecca screamed "WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE DR. CRAZY'S BITCHES!"

Jim raised an eyebrow. "Even me?"

The Espeon morph nodded, and the rest gagged.

"Well the hell with this place then" the half-Mightyena growled.

"But we can't escape this gym!" shouted Larry "the only door out of here is locked on the outside, and I only knew that now for some reason!"

Sally said "HOLD ON I GOT AN IDEA!" and walked towards the door and knocked on it. "EXCUSE ME, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

"There's one inside there" a guard yelled at the other side.

The Clefairy girl thought for a moment and said "YEAH, BUT UMM… IT'S HAUNTED. BY A POTTY GHOST!"

"Potty ghost?" the guard shouted to himself "let me see for myself!"

When the guard unlocked the door and opened it, the Pokemorphs plowed through him and ran off.

Hitting himself on the head, the guard muttered "potty ghost. How stupid am I to believe that!"

"Actually, she wasn't lying" said the potty ghost.

Meanwhile, the half-breeds kept running, and soon enough the entire base were aware of their attempts to escape and grunts armed with guns came to make sure the mutants wouldn't succeed.

"Open fire!" shouted the leader of the grunts as he and the rest fired upon the Pokemorphs.

One grunt, while still shooting, decided to ask "why aren't we using our Pokemon to stop the experiments?"

The lead grunt looked at the lower ranked grunt and replied "because pistols are better than intelligent beasts that can use the power of the elements, duh!"

Then Al came and smashed their heads together. The other grunts soon fell afterwards.

"I'll use my speed to look for a way out!" the hedgehog morph said before running off.

The others encountered more heavily-armed Team Crazy lackeys yet continued to flee. There was a slim chance the Pokemorphs could avoid all the bullets fired at them. However, the Weezing morph by the name of Jim 'volunteered' to be a meat shield as Jack held him and took all the shots while the rest were behind him unharmed.

Larry zoomed back to the others. "I found the way out, follow me!" he said before zooming off again. After knocking out and killing a few grunts, the Pokemorphs managed to escape the secret base and went into a forest.

"Oh boy" muttered the grunt leader "Dr. Crazy's gonna make my ass sore for this."

Deep in the forest of Route 666, the experiments gasped for air after all that running.

"YAY, WE'RE ALIVE!" cheered Sally.

A choke was heard, and everybody looked at Jim. Hundreds of bullet wounds pierced his dark purple skin and black blood leaked everywhere.

"Remember… me… as a… hero" Jim choked as he vomited. Then he died.

"Screw you, freak" Jack muttered. And with that the more attractive Pokemorphs walked off.

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To be continued.