-1The five Pokemorphs were still hidden in the forest, doing their own things. Rebecca was setting up camp, Sally was smashing up berries to use for shampoo, Larry was out fighting someone named Robotnik, Al was viciously attacking wild Pidgey, and Jack was acting all angsty.

"God damn it I hate being a freak!" the Mightyena morph complained. "This new body sucks, this forest sucks, this planet sucks, this universe sucks, this fan fiction sucks, EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS!"

Sally jumped with a startle and said "DON'T YELL! YOU MIGHT GET SOMEBODY'S ATTENTION!"

Jack grumbled "what do I care? I can just beat the crap out of them. I mean, it's not like there's a way to stop me."

And then he got captured by a poke ball.

"OH NOES!" cried Sally before her and Rebecca and Al got captured too.

Just then Larry came back and eager to say something. "Ah man guys you couldn't believe what happened" he started. "So I was destroying all of Robotnik's robots and stuff, and then he comes with this flying vehicle in an attempt to kill me. So I destroy it too and he tries to flee in a smaller vehicle, and this is where the funny part comes in. I hit the vehicle hard enough to tip it over, and Robotnik falls into a bed of spikes right on his… balls? What are these poke balls doing here?"

The hedgehog half-breed got captured too. And out from the bushes came the culprit, a mere Pokemon trainer!

"Well would you look at that, Pikachu" the trainer said to his Pikachu who was by his side "I caught five of them legendary Poke-Mans!"

"Pikachu!" replied the Pokemon.

"With these Poke-Mans I'd sure be popular, not to mention all the gym badges I could get."

"Pika?"

"Hmm, that's true, what with those bad guys like Team Vile or the Flying-type Federation around, we'd sure be in a pickle carrying them Poke-Mans."

"Pika pika!"

"Good idea Pikachu! Let's bring them to mama's and ask what to do!"

In Rebecca's point of view, the world of a poke ball was an empty place. She floated aimlessly in a dark void where time and space were but a dream. The Espeon morph was getting more and more desperate to be with somebody and wondered if this is how her Ninetales felt like when inside a poke ball for so long. Of course, it doesn't really matter as her Ninetales died in a helicopter accident long ago.

And what seemed like eternity in the blank dimension, Rebecca was soon released. Her and the other four Pokemorphs found themselves inside a very tidy kitchen.

"Aw, they're adorable!" the trainer's mom cooed.

The Pokemon trainer asked "so can you take care of the Poke-Mans for a while?"

His mother answered "of course sweety! Now you and your Pikachu go have fun, okay?"

The trainer nodded and both him and his Pokemon went off. The experiments were completely confused as hell.

"who wants dessert?" the lady asked holding a freshly baked pie.

The Pokemorphs shrugged and decided to eat. Their new home wasn't so bad and the mother was rather kind. They got good food, clean clothes, warm baths, and the mother even let Al use her as a punching bag. And soon enough it was already night, and the half-breeds were tucked in five comfortable beds.

"Good night" the mom, with a black eye and broken teeth, whispered as she closed the door.

Rebecca was a little tired, but she couldn't sleep. She looked where Jack was sleeping and couldn't stop thinking about him. She knew what she had to do.

Rebecca loudly whispered "Jack?"

"What?" grumbled the Mightyena morph.

"I have to get something out of my chest."

"Okay, what is it?"

"Well, you see, umm… I… I…"

"Spit it out woman!"

"I… love you"

"…"

"Jack? Are you still awake?"

"I'm awake. The truth is Rebecca, I kinda love you too."

"You really mean it?"

"Yeah."

"…"

"…"

"So… wanna make out?"

"Hell yes!"

The Espeon girl leaped from her bed and landed on Jack, kissing her boyfriend fiercely. The other three Pokemorphs watched the entire scene and then looked at each other.

Sally shouted "I LOVE YOU LARRY THE HEDGEHOG!"

"Come get some sugar, baby!" Larry said as he ran up to make out with her too.

Al stood in place as two pairs of Pokemorphs frenched each other, having no idea what to do.

"Mammals" the Salamenace morph sighed as he went back to bed.

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To be continued.