-1A grunt of Team Crazy sweated as he walked down the hall. He was heading to Dr. Crazy's office, which veteran grunts call the 'death room.' Anyone who comes in could only come out without their virginity intact. As he arrived to his destination he could hear faint noises of god knows what on the other side. With a gulp, the grunt knocks on the door.
The sounds in the office stop, and the grunt gets a little nervous and says "s-sir? I have news of the whereabouts of the Pokemorphs."
The door slowly creaked open, revealing nothing more than an eerie darkness. And out of this darkness came Dr. Crazy, wearing nothing but black leather undies! The mere lackey shuddered at the sight of his boss, but he was thankful Dr. Crazy came out of his office instead of the grunt going IN.
"Where are they?" Crazy asked.
The Team Crazy member paused a moment in fright, then squeaked "they have been sighted on the outskirts of Poop Brown Town, at a mother's house I believe."
The doctor grinned. "Good, send our forces to retrieve them, they won't come back without a fight. And also prepare my helicopter, I wish to punish them personally. Now if you excuse me, I must get dressed. EVERYBODY OUT!"
Leaving from the office were a few male grunts, a few female grunts, a couple of Pokemon, a couple of Digimon, some regular animals, a little boy, a police officer, a robot, a car, an alien, a Xenomorph, a Predator, Spiderman, some Goombas, the Mario Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, Megaman, Superman, Ultraman, Megasuperultraman, Godzilla, the Simpsons, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Donkey Kong, the VG Cats, a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Jack Sparrow, Eric Cartman, Ronald Mcdonald, the Taco Bell dog, Beavis and Butthead, Timmy Turner, Danny Fenton, Jerry Springer, Elmo, Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Quagmire, Britney Spears, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Krypto the super dog, a Cyberdemon, Cloud, Sephiroth, Scorpion, Sub Zero, all the Power Rangers, Dracula, Frankenstein, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Frosty the snowman, Santa Claus, Rudolph the red-nose reindeer, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter, the Powerpuff Girls, Bloo, Ben Tennyson, the Teen Titans, God, Satan, and your mom.
That sight would forever haunt the grunt for the rest of his life.
An hour later, the forces of Team Crazy were nearing their targets. Planes filled with soldiers flew overhead, while jeeps and tanks moved below. Pokemon marched with grunts side by side, armed to the teeth with weaponry. Mechs clanked and stepped over trees, and a giant trained monster was summoned from the depths of hell. All of these things were now surrounding a single house, which was being protected by five beings that were half-human half-Pokemon.
"Looks like this is it" Rebecca sighed.
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Sally sobbed.
"Well we sure aren't going to surrender" Larry said.
"Let's kick their asses!" Jack shouted.
Al gave out a warcry.
The Pokemorphs charged at Team Crazy, and Team Crazy charged at the Pokemorphs. This was it. The last stand. The end of it all. One side fighting for domination, another fighting for freedom. Whoever wins, the battle would be in history books for years to come.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Then it was over before it even began. A nuke had unexpectedly went off and killed everybody. The purpose of the fight ended up as a pointless losing tie. The reign of Team Crazy was gone, and their research and data was lost forever. Nobody would be the wiser if they ever existed, excluding the burnt remains on the battlefield.
And hovering over the nuked land in satisfaction was none other than Jim, still alive from such a fate as his!
"Weezing morphs always win" he said.
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THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: NEVER LET ME WRITE POKEMORPH FANFICTION!
EDN!
