Author's note: I bet you know which movie is referenced in this chapter.

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Sue Ellen woke up in a cold sweat as did Fern; both girls were pacing and sweating profusely they were scared. They needed to know what happened to the soldier. They were really jumpy and slight noise made them jump like the creaky floorboards or the sound of a door on rusty hinges opening slowly, or a nail rubbing against a piece of wood on a hardwood floor.

They were arguing on who was going to ask the one who told the story.

Sue Ellen spoke her voice quivered with fear, "Fern you ask."

While Fern shot back, "No Sue Ellen, you ask."

After minutes of arguing, they both agreed to ask.

"What happened to the one soldier?"

The handmaiden woke up tiredly as she rubbed her eyes, "He got out, but is suffering from post traumatic stress, and a moderate case of shock from seeing his squadron die. He was sent off the planet for some healing but no one heard from him since."

"Will we encounter the monsters you were talking about?"

"If you wander out in the wilderness here you will, and they attack on sight, if you want to kill one, you will need about 15 super tranquilizers and a very sharp knife to cut him from ear to ear."

One of the handmaidens looked out the window and saw to mercenaries and a heresy lord wearing dark clothes.

"Decimator the Mighty… we must move."

They ran out the hotel, and the mercenaries and Decimator were following suit into the wilderness.

"You are all going to give up the chase right now," the bear man stated as he pulled out some rope to tie both girls up.

A herd of monsters that resembled oversized pit-bulls with sharp horns on their foreheads surrounded the bad guys.

Decimeter did a choke hold killing one and the rest of the pact had attacked him.

The two mercenaries fought off the monsters but it was too late, Sue Ellen and Fern were gone and Decimeter was decimated literally.

"Oh my god!" one of the mercenaries yelled in horror; and he started throwing up seeing that there literally wasn't much left of the heresy lord it was all chunky kibbles.

The two girls and the handmaidens left the planet moments later.

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On Shadonia Cyrax the mighty was doing a chart. A chart of which mercenaries and heresy lords had failed.

"Ok, Crush, and Axe got hit by a car and died on impact; Sin got hit by a car, killed by some Earthlings and dumped off a bridge, Decimator the Mighty was killed by the bull-demons."

Other heresy lords had come for a meeting, Cyrax was at a podium, "Delegates, we are still searching and searching, we have some new heresy lords joining our cause."

A sour looking bear man of 5'5" wearing a black tunic and black pants, he was wearing a strange bracelet of good luck charms which were made out of marshmallows, "This is Paddy O' The Mighty; please tell us about yourself."

"I am Paddy, every member of the Order... or other person I kill I collect a marshmallow from the cereal Good Luck Charms and add it to my bracelet."

Cyrax had chuckled. This heresy lord must have fallen from the stupid tree or something.

"WHAT? They are always after me Good Luck Charms!" A dark looking Heresy lady chuckled, "They are after me Good Luck Charms!" Paddy yelled angrily as he was threatening the heresy now, "What is so funny?"

"It is just like that cereal that the kids eat with the good luck charm shaped marshmallows, and the kids are like hey leprechaun, leprechaun, and they are chasing him," She replied as she managed a chuckle.

A Heresy lord wearing armor made out of bones, "Are you retarded or something? Did you hit every branch of the stupid tree when you fell from it?"

Paddy sliced the bone armored heresy lords head off with his weapon, "I am (bleep)ing serious!"

"My young apprentice Valiant the Mighty will take care of them," Cyrax stated.

"He is only 25 years old," the bone armored heresy lord replied, "He is new, he is surely to fail. He isn't fully mastered yet."

"He has a sword and a special beam sword that he built where barbed wired winds around the beam, extremely painful once hit, either the person will bleed a lot or get cut by the beam."

The strong looking aardvark man looked at them, "I will get them, I constructed my sword out of chicken wire and barbed wire, and that stuff cuts like anything, sewn and infused with steel makes gives it a powerful cut."

"If you go after them I am going to slit your throat and add another charm to my bracelet, they are mine to train, and I don't want some redneck using a barb wired modified weapon and chicken wire to capture them!" Paddy warned.

There was no going past angry old Paddy, he wanted to reap the rewards of victory himself, not some inept heresy lord thinking that fighting with a modified weapon will ever work… it won't it was a silly idea to begin with.

"Fine if we meet somewhere we are going to fight to the death."

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Mrs. Armstrong sighed sadly as Buster ate some Buster Cluster's, "What's wrong?"

"Sue Ellen is gone, Fern is gone."

"You know what really helps me when I feel sad?"

"What?"

"I eat some Buster Cluster's."

"…I don't think so; they turn your tongue black and give you a rash."

Buster scratched his arm. It was true, he didn't know where he got the rash from, it was definitely the candy.

Max walked in noticing Buster eating the candy, "Can I have some?"

"…Sure," Buster replied happily as he handed him a piece of the chocolate colored candy, "Someone else to enjoy the candy I made!"

Max had ate some and spat it out, "That candy is terrible!"

"It is some candy I made," Buster replied innocently, "Don't bash it I made it with my blood sweat and tears!"

"You are sick!" Max exclaimed as he almost threw up.

"It is a figure of speech," Mrs. Armstrong reassured him.

Max was drinking from his juice box, the taste of those candies were like ashes in his mouth, "No comment."

After school when Mrs. Armstrong got home, the two heresy lords; Paddy and Valiant who seemed to be at odds, Paddy waited, "We can do this the hard way or the easy way."

"What are you talking about?" Mrs. Armstrong asked.

"Your daughter and her friend," he pulled out his weapon.

Valiant was walking down the street and found a two by four, "This could work." He saw Paddy yelling at Mrs. Armstrong, "We will just see about that; I won't allow him to yell at a woman; its policy..."

Valiant walked in and hit Paddy as hard as he could with the piece of wood, it had broken in half.

"Ahh!" he screamed as he felt his arm shatter in two or three places.

The two heresy lords were fighting over Cyrax's bounty, using various weapons, people watched them thinking it was some sort of backyard wrestling match. Valiant pulled out some barbed wire and wrapped it around a piece of wood and started striking Paddy with it.

Patty had cuts on his arms, stomach and legs; he found a beer bottle and smashed it over the head of his enemy.

Valiant stumbled until he had found a porta-potti and he put Paddy's head in the bowl, within two minutes Paddy drowned and died. Valiant walked away saying nothing. It was a very nasty death for Paddy. All Valiant did as he continued to walk was get rid of the standard heresy weapon by destroying it with his sword, he had enough of this. He was going to sabotage Cyrax, but first he had changed his name to his old name which was Rex he walked down the street and disassembled his weapon.

Buck took notice of him as he drove past him in his 4 x 4 pickup truck, "Jump in we need a guy like you."

The man in his mid twenties did just that.

"You have potential kid, I see a lot of good enforcers in my day, and I would like you to join myself, Reno and Moss... whenever he returns we are in for protection now."

"I feel blessed, that guy was going to kill that nice lady, and I couldn't let that happen."

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"We are going to Tigris!" Sue Ellen exclaimed as the handmaiden set the course.

"You both have a mission from Reno, and that is to secure the escape of his and Maria's family, they are to get off the planet, and go to Earth or another planet; the nearest planet is Gaia; when this mission is done, we will make a quick stop at Outpost D-34 drop them off and they will go the rest of the way.

The ship had landed on the lush planet; it was hot today and of course Fern and Sue Ellen were sweating they were both wearing all black, "Get out of those clothes and into something that the locals wear."

They had looked at the tiger inhabitants, and were all wearing standard street clothes, they ran inside the ship to change and got back out, a handmaiden looked at them, "Be careful, some of the inhabitants here may attack you if you have the hilt of your weapons exposed, tell them that you were sent by the Senate to secure the release of some refugees."

They had seen 4 females of around 30 years old and 4 males of the same age, four tiger people of around 60 and two elderly tiger people of about 90 years old. Two tiger babies, a tiger boy and girl of around 12 or years old.

An older Tiger man introduced himself, as he walked up to the two girls, "You must be Sue Ellen and Fern, I am Carson, Reno's father, and I understand you are here to help us off here."

"Yes..."

He continued to talk, "I haven't seen my grandson in such a long time; I hope he is doing well..."

"Ok, can we all get out of here without anyone noticing?" Fern asked as she had seen some armed security guards walking around; she didn't want to fight or hurt anyone.

He had handed Fern a briefcase, "Here is 10000 Tigrisian Cole, bribe the port guard and he will let us all through."

Sue Ellen walked up to the white uniformed tiger man with a strong build, she handed him the money, "Here is the money, now can we leave with those people over there?"

He opened up the briefcase and counted the money, "Thanks."

They had all walked through, Sue Ellen and Fern being last to go on to ensure they didn't miss anyone.

Within moments guards started shooting at them, "Stop that ship! Blast them!"

"Start the ship!" Fern screamed as everyone ran in all directions and they both got on board and blasted off light speed to D-34, it was busy, with aliens and many anthros going from one planet to another, it was merely like a subway, stop for travellers and had a hotel and many other amenities.

There Sue Ellen and Fern had rested at a hotel.

"It will take us time to get to Earth, besides the next ship to that part of the galaxy won't arrive for a few weeks, the nearest planet is Gaia, and we will convert our $50000 Tigrisian Cole and end up with about $450000 Gaian Shoats.

They had went their separate ways and were going to Terra now, which wasn't horribly far from Gaia or D-34 for that matter.

Sue Ellen, Fern and the handmaidens went to Terra, as they were close to landing the ship ran into trouble, it was sabotaged and started to fall apart, Sue Ellen fell out about 10 to 15 feet above ground in one spot, one or two clicks away the hand maidens fell out and a few clicks away from them Fern did as well. Strewn about the Terran country side was not a good thing.

TBC