Disclaimer: I do not own YGO. The songs "I can tell" By 504 Boys and "The Dip" By 69 Boys I don't own either.
Warning: Straws…
A/N: Okay this is the second chapter… clap for me. Okay, so how did you like the other chapter? I know it was funny… I'm a funny person.
Chapter Title: To be, or not to be gay
Jou watched as Yuugi and Yami make out on the couch, waiting for there long goodbye to come to an end so he could talk to Yuugi. Yami pulled slowly away catching his breath then moved back to kiss him. Jou sighed and leaned back in his chair closing his eyes, sending Yami a death wish for wanting to stay at a friends to help out of taking care of a sick grandmother who was "dying". Psh whatever!
I will not get angry, I will not get angry, I will not get angry. Damn it I'm angry! Jou thought leaning back up reaching out to the small stand next to the chair grabbing a pencil was that put there with a pad of paper next to the phone for messages. Jou grinned evilly and threw the pencil at Yami having it stick in his hair. Yami didn't flinch just kept making out with Yuugi, Yami's hand went from Yuugi's waist to his hair taking the pencil out of his hair throwing it back at Jou.
Jou sat shaking staring at the pencil that was now in the chair with smoke coming up from the pencil.
When Yami pulled back and was pulled away by his friend who was angry. Yuugi waved and then looked at Jou with a dazed look only to snap out of it to see Jou in a tense, shocked looking at a pencil that was stuck in his chair.
"What happened?" Yuugi asked a little worried for his friend. "Y-y-y-Yami…" Jou started only to get interrupted by Yuugi. "Yeah isn't he great?" Yuugi started naming off the things that he liked about Yami. Jou took the pencil out of the chair and placed it where it rightfully belongs, in the trash can. Far away from him.
"I think I'm in love with Seto" Jou said out of the blue shutting Yuugi up about "the love of his life".
"Excuse me? Can you please repeat that because I think I just heard you confess that you were gay?" Yuugi said in one of those voices that made the other believe like that person didn't hear anything.
"I think I'm in love with Se-" Jou started repeating but Yuugi glared and told him to stop being a smart ass. Yuugi giggles and clung onto Jou, "My bestest friend is gay! Let's have a three-some with you, me and Yami!" He said all excitedly. Jou just stared at him thinking about it before shaking his head no.
With Seto - - Seto POV:
I took my straw out of my cup and put my finger on the bottom and my mouth on the top sucking in, trying to breath through it. I took my finger off the bottom and air came through, to much air. I dropped the straw and coughed. "Ow"
Back with Jou and Yuugi:
Yuugi thought for a moment, "I can see why you would fall for Kaiba" he said rubbing his chin "He's sane…"
Seto:
Seto smiled at little straw figure of Jou, giving it a thumbs up before licking it. It undid itself from it's Jou figure. Seto put his head on his porno desk crying.
Yuugi and Jou:
"He's mature…"
Seto:
"Die! Evil kitty of doom!" Seto pretended a picture of a cat was alive and he was fighting it with his magic stick (his wong). "Owww! Paper cut"
Yuugi and Jou:
"He's sexy…"
Seto:
"I'm too sexy for my shirt… I'm too sexy" Seto bucked his hips the leather riding up. "Ow. It isn't easy to dance in these like it is in the movies"
Yuugi and Jou:
Jou nodded the them and sighed, letting Yuugi continue on. "He's rich…"
Seto:
A high pitched voice came from the showers of the Kaiba Mansion, "Money, money, money, money, mon-ey. MON-EY!"
Yuugi and Jou:
"And he looks like he is willing for a three-some!" Yuugi said throwing his arms up in the air all happy like. Jou stared at his friend, "Why are you so hooked on having a three-some?" Jou made little "mming" sounds after wards poking Yuugi in the arms and chest.
"Well…" Yuugi looked down at his hands for a moment before looking up with small tears at the side of his eyes, "Yami's not into kinky sex. You think he would sense he wears A LOT of leather" Yuugi said while pointing to the leather he was wearing. All black. Jou never noticed the leather his friend was always wearing. Today's was: Tight leather pants, a loosened leather and silk shirt, leather collar, black finger-nails, and black eye-liner. His purple/black/blonde hair in spikes.
Jou's POV:
I put my hand up on your hip when I dip you dip we dip you put your hand up on my hip when you dip I dip we dip I put my hand up on your hip when I dip you dip we dip you put yours and I put mine and we can dip down low and roll and grind
Why in heavens names did that song come in mind? I should kill myself. I ignored Yuugi and his random rambles and thought about Seto's and my future together. Singing to each other:
(Seto)
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you want to fuck
(Jou)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
(Seto)
No, No, No you ain't gotta say to much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
(Jou)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
Oh my god! Shut it mind your becoming as bad as Yuugi! And that is bad. Naughty. I'm going to stop thinking and listen to Yuugi incase he says something important.
Yuugi jumped on my lap and sighed, "you wasn't paying attention were you?" I smiled a little and shook my head no. Yuugi sighed and placed both hands on my cheeks and kissing me on the lips in a friendly manner, before going evil again and pulling on my innocent cheeks. "Pay attention these rules are important!" Yuugi growled pulling hard on his own bestest friend's face. "Ow! Let go you crazy hag!" I got a slap from the "crazy hag".
Patting my right cheek Yuugi got up from my lap and smiled, "Okay! Mall time" he said in one of those queer voices skipping to the stairs as I whined about my hurting, badly abused face. "Come Jou. We have to get dolled up to go out" What for? We can't be go out like we are? "Now!" Scary little mouse.
-At the mall, with my dad's credit card and a scary little gay mouse.
Going to the mall with Yuugi is like going to a candy store with a little kid and all the candy is free. That is how bad it is! Would you want to go with some hyper snot nosed kid to a candy store? No, no you would not want to.
We entered a store that was playing weird techno music in the back round. Gothic people all around shopping for gods know what. But does god really know? I mean most Gothic people don't believe in the higher up, do they? I should ask one. Yuugi went away and I went up to a random Goth girl and asked my question, "Excuse me. Do you believe in God?" She looked at my weirdly before shaking her head no. Problem solved.
"Thank you for your time" I said walking away, I heard one of her friends say "What a freak…" Um, must be about someone else because I'm not freaking anyone. (A/N: That's right. He is not a freak because he is not having sex with anyone.)
Yuugi came up to me, with a black shirt and a CD in his hands. "Pay for these and let's leave" he said in a demanding voice, that kind of reminded me of my Commanding Officer when I went to boot camp.
Mini Flashback:
"You little piece of shit! You give me two hundred push ups, a black shirt, and a random CD and you PAY FOR IT!" He yelled. "Yes sir!"
End Mini Flashback.
True story. Once I had paid for my items, we walked out of the store to a hair salon. I got my hair cut, styled and dressed. Yuugi smiled at my still the same kind of hair saying how different I look. I think he needs to get his eyes checked. Because I think I look the same.
(D/N: I know nothing about hair but that you need to wash and brush it everyday and cut the spilt ends if you got them)
We got all what we need at the mall and went back to Yuugi's house. He dressed me up in clothing I would never wear outside and kept shaking his head no to the ones that I liked. I think he just likes torturing me. Him and his little kinky fetishes. Going to tie me up and rape me. Why do I get aroused by that?
-Hours later
I laid back on Yuugi's floor as he was on the bed feet in the air writing a note to Seto because I kept shaking and messing up. "Kay. Finished!" He said happily throwing the paper down to me. I looked at it and smiled. "Thanks Yuugi. Can you put it in his locker too?" Yuugi nodded at my question and get to writing something again. A letter to his boyfriend maybe? He shrugged and read the small note again:
Dear Kaiba Seto,
I have weird, yet arousing emotion for you growing throughout my body. I wish for you to meet me on Saturday at 7:00pm to talk over our feelings for one another.
Katsuya Jounouchi
Normal POV:
Ha! What Jou doesn't know won't hurt him. With that thought Yuugi began writing the real letter he was going to give.
A/N: I'm ending it here because I pretty much damn feel like it. And I'm running out of ideas. Details, details. Oh and Karrissa I didn't do that whole "How to be Gay" thing better I didn't know what to do for that. So I'm think that after Jou and Seto do it for the first time Yuugi well go gay crazy.
Sorry for the sucky chapter. Jou is not as fun as Seto was… I'm blaming Yuugi. (Yuugi: Shut up! I didn't like last night either!) I didn't saying anything about last night pansy boy. (Yuugi: Stop playing with my emotions Yami!) I'm not Yami! You moaned his name when we made love and now when we are fighting. We are OVER. puts a paper sword through his heart.
