Sorry peoples I'm very bored today here is chapter 6!

All of the kids watched Bobby running around the yard like an idiot while Jubilee was screaming at him to shut up and help her. Jean, who finally realized what was going on dialed 911 and then went outside to help Bobby get off the ground from passing out.

"WHERE THE HELL IS THE AMBULANCE?" Jubilee yelled.

"I don't know they should've been here 15 minutes ago. I'll be right back I'm going to call the hospital." Jean left and came back a few minutes later.

"Jubilee, all the ambulances are out of order, and we don't have a car to drive you, so I think you're going to have to deliver the baby here." Jean said as her face turned pale.

"WHAT? OH GREAT! FREAKIN' GREAT!" Jubilee screamed. Jean used her telepathy to carry Jubilee up the stairs to her room.

"I am about to become a father." Bobby said as all the kids stared at him.

"Holy crap! Jubilee's in labor all ready?" Ray exclaimed.

"Hey, where's Kitty?" Rogue said suddenly.

"I think she went upstairs with Jean." Amara said.

"Oh no!" Bobby yelled racing up the stairs.

In Jubilee's room……

"Jubilee look at the birdie! Come on smile this will make a great topic of conversation at Christmas time!" Kitty said holding up a digital camera.

"Kitty, if you don't shut up right now I am going to blow your brains out." Jubilee said holding out her fist that was juicing up for a firework.

"Okay, okay." Kitty said putting down the camera as Bobby came racing in.

"OUT! OUT! GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW!" Bobby thundered pointing hysterically at the door.

"What are you nuts? At the chance to see you get killed? You're crazy!" Kitty said.

"Kitty! Bobby! Stop it! There's no way to talk about this now. Both of you calm down!" Jean snapped as Bobby started jumping up and down nervously.

"What do you think it will be?" Bobby asked.

"I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE!" Jubilee snapped.

"But Sam said you're supposed to know. How can you not know? You're a terrible mother."

"LISTEN JACK ASS I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE FOR MY FIRST ULTRASOUND YET! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT GENDER THE KID IS SUPPOSED TO BE?" Jubilee screamed.

"So there could still be a 50 50 chance it's a boy?"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK? DUH!" Jubilee snapped.

"HA! I MIGHT NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH A TORTURE CHAMBER AFTER ALL!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOU BLITHERING IDIOT? SHUT UP AND HELP ME!" Jubilee snapped.

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO KILL ME?" Bobby thundered.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Jean said frantically. Kitty just stood there with the biggest smile on her face.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMILING AT?" Bobby snapped glowering at Kitty.

"This is so funny, you'll have to get Jubilee pregnant more often." Kitty said with a grin.

"Yeah right are you crazy?" Bobby snapped.

"No, you are for getting her pregnant in the first place."

"Finally! For once we agree on something!"

"CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH NOW?" Jubilee snapped glaring at Jean.

"I don't know what to do." Jean said sheepishly.

"WHAT? THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU COULD HELP!" Bobby yelled.

"I DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD HAVE TO DELIVER IT!"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE MEANT THEN?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" Jean shrieked. "BESIDES YOU NEVER SAID THAT I WOULD HAVE TO DELIVER IT! AND I NEVER SAID I WOULD HELP YOU!"

"YOU'RE A DOCTOR IN TRAINING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS STUFF!"

"KEYWORD: TRAINING!" Jean snapped causing a window to break.

"Well then do something! Anything!" Bobby snapped.

"Fine!" Jean said walking over to Jubilee. She gulped.

"OK this can't be so hard." She muttered to herself.

A few moments later Jean was passed out of the floor and Bobby was on the verge of hallucination.

"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" Bobby yelled running around the room. Kitty watched him in fascination at his stupidity.

"DON'T JUST SIT THERE! HELP ME!" Bobby yelled.

"Oh sure now you want my help!"

"OH shut up!" Bobby yelled.

"I'm not helping you with that attitude young man."

"What are you? My mother?"

Jubilee was staring at them with a big smile on her face now.

"Don't worry honey! We're getting help! Hey! Why are you smiling like that?" Bobby asked.

"Sorry everybody." Jubilee said sheepishly standing up from the bed.

"You mean it was a false alarm?" Kitty said.

"Yeah, just a really bad contraction." Jubilee said blushing.

"But…I….You….I….Oh for the love of God!" Bobby said passing out on the floor.

"Well that was interesting. I can't wait to see what happens with the real thing." Kitty said.

"Yeah, I guess we should just leave them there." Jubilee said gesturing towards Jean and Bobby.

"Yeah. I think Storm made some cookies, let's go get some." Kitty said.

"Cookies are good. Can we have them with milk?" Jubilee asked excitedly.

"Sure."

"And pickles?" Jubilee asked eagerly.

"C'mon Jubilee." Kitty said pulling her down the stairs.

AN: Sorry if that was a little on the short side, I just really wanted to finish this chapter. I think Jubilee gave Bobby and Jean a big scare. Sorry if this chapter made you mad because the baby didn't show up yet. It'll show up soon enough though. Anyway please review! I hoped you enjoyed! BTW, the next chapter is going to be on Jubilee's cravings, like at the end of this chapter. Cya around!