Somnusfactiophobia and Kanna's crush
AN: Just for you to know, somnusfactiophobia means fear of slumber parties. Thank you so much for reviewing my last 2 chapters! It was appreciated. Please review if you like this chapter because more crazy people are coming. Please don't kill me for who I decide ot pairKanna with. I couldn't think of anyone better so pleaseENJOY!
-Jakenliker-
Every single moment of the 2 girls being over was dreaded. Jaken had managed to freak them all out, except for the dead like one, because he managed to burn the pizza he had been trying to bake. Even though the night had barely begun, everything was already going wrong. Sesshomaru was still on his guard for the make-over he had been expecting from the nightmare. Having girls whispering secrets, going insane and giggling for the entire night was no quite Sesshomaru's idea of having fun.
"So, we're just going to be ordering pizza, right?" Rin asked Sess eagerly. She knew exactly what she wanted to order.
"I suppose so. What will you and your friends want?" Sess said in a less than enthusiastic voice.
"Ayame and Toki will probably want meat lovers. Kasha will need vegetarian. Kanna will want cheese. I like Hawaiian. Nania will want pepperoni. Kagome will want any kind of pizza, except for meat lovers because she's not picky. Sango will want one that has anchovies on it. So we'll need about 6 or 7 pizza's." Rin said happily. She noticed Sesshomaru's horrified expression figuring he wasn't going to be happy about the approximate price. He had no idea girls' were such pigs! He could imagine wolf demons by instinct but having some of them need an entire pizza! Even the humans needed that much.
"How about we just get two pizzas? Meat lovers and pepperoni."
"Kasha's a vegetarian."
"Vegetarian too then."
"Kanna only likes cheese flavored."
"We'll have cheese too them.
"Sango only likes pizza with lots of anchovies on it."
"That too then."
"I want Hawaiian."
"Very well then, we'll order that too then."
"Thanks a lot! You are the best dad ever!" Rin said gleefully. Sesshomaru was slightly confused for a minute, but then he realized he just promised her all the pizzas. He felt like an idiot. Before he could suggest to get half and half pizzas, Jaken had already ordered. He got a pretty good punch on the head for that one. Sesshomaru wasn't sure if he was going to survive the night, either that or keep himself from going broke. He was starting to calm down a bit until….
Rin screamed as loud as she possibly could. Sesshomaru rushed to see what was going on.
"Sorry, we were having a 'who could scream the loudest' competition." Rin replied to Sesshomaru's slightly worried look innocently. He mentally slapped himself. After that, there were two more screams. He was surprised at how loud someone who seemed so deadly quiet could scream. Then there was another scream from Rin.
"Don't tell me your having a rematch you stupid girl!" Jaken scolded from inside the kitchen, still putting out some of the fire with the fire extinguisher noticing he hadn't quite put it out before. As a reward, he got punched in the head again. Rin came running out very panicked. Sesshomaru thought only one thing. One of them must of gotten hurt.
"Who got hurt and how?" Sesshomaru said slightly faster than he usually talked.
"WE DIDN'T GET ANY PUNCH!" Rin was screaming like it was the end of the world. Of course, their grumpy neighbor who lived right below them protested by knocking on the ceiling like he usually did. His pet name from the ones living around him was 'the stupid grumpy old man'. Living beside was the 'senile, forgetful old men', the good friends of his father's Myouga, Totosai and Saiya. Actually, everyone in the apartment building had a name. Sesshomaru was called the 'hot emotionless dude'. He didn't like that much.
"Does that really matter?" Sesshomaru just said emotionlessly, managing to get a grip of himself.
"YES IT DOES!" Rin screeched. The grumpy old man below pounded on the ceiling with his trusty broom again. Rin and Jaken jumped on the ground in response. That was how their daily little wars went.
"Can't you manage with soda?" Sesshomaru said, not even sure if they had soda.
"Jaken drank the last of the frog water this morning (it's sort of like pop, I've never actually had some but that's what my dad says it is so please bare with me)."
"Jaken, go out and get some punch and soda." Jaken left as fast as he could, too fast for his own good as he fell down the stairs. The phone rang.
"Hello, Sesshomaru speaking."
-Hello, idiot, how's your party going – Inutaisho said in a mocking voice.
"Shut up father."
-My, your friendly tonight, are they getting to you? Aren't they coming over in a few minutes or so?-
Sesshomaru just grunted in dismay, and decided to hang up. The phone rang again.
-Wow, you're certainly in a socializing mood right now, aren't you?-
Sesshomaru growled.
"Perhaps I'm not looking forward to having parties such as this."
-Ah, I get it, you have somnusfactiophobia huh?-
"What are you saying?"
-It means fear of slumber parties.-
Sesshomaru rolled his eyes angrily.
-Izayoi wants to talk to you now.- Inutaisho said casually and before Sesshomaru could do anything, he was being greeted by that oh so familiar voice that he'd heard a lot from the last couple of days.
-If you need any help, just call us and we'll be right over. Inuyasha has his party over at the moment so only one of us would be able to help you at the time. We understand that you have it happening for an entire night though. Don't forget you have Totosai, Myouga and Saiya living basically right next to you. They can always help.- There was a pause. –Actually, I take that back.-
Soon Jaken came in with a huge amount of punch and about 8 bottles of pop. Sesshomaru was surprised he actually managed to make it 6 stories up with all that stuff.
"Here oo guo" Jaken said muffled under the amount of stuff. Sesshomaru used his one arm to support the maximum amount of drinks he could handle, which was all but the punch. He had lost it because his stupid little half brother made it have to be severed by crashing the car into his shoulder while trying to learn to drive. Poor Inuyasha felt so guilty and tried to make it up to him by giving him all the money he had or to find a way to pay his rent. Even then, he'd still feel guilty. Poor Sesshomaru felt slightly bad for making his little brother feel so bad, but then decided that he deserved it and threw small toy trucks at him every time he had the chance. He got pleasure from it at least. Sesshomaru decided not to get a false arm because poor Rin was scared to death of them, because one the robbers who had killed her family had a false arm. Things never worked out all that well inside that one small apartment. At least one of them was always suffering in some way, usually Jaken because he always over exaggerated the situation. Actually, Jaken was more miserable than Sesshomaru was when the arm was lost.
Someone knocked on the door. Sesshomaru mentally prayed it was the pizza. It was both, actually.
"Pizza, that'll be $50.78."
"Hi, I'm here for the party!" It was Sango. She didn't completely irritate Sesshomaru. She was actually one of his preferred ones. Though she was older than Rin by a year, she always helped Sesshomaru in any way that she could because she felt bad for him about the loss of the arm. She was wearing a pink and mini skirt and top.
Sesshomaru simply pointed to Rin's bedroom, and following her was a small, two tailed cat.
"Oh yeah, sorry, Kirara always causes problems at home when no one's there to stop her. I know she won't cause too much trouble, I promise. If it's too much of a problem, Kohaku can come pick her up. We called and asked if it was okay." Sango explained. Sesshomaru shot a death glare at Jaken who just mumbled another small 'oops'. Another special reward was given to him from Sesshomaru.
"I have a party to get to here!" Said the pizza delivery guy irritated and impatiently. Ayame walked out whistling a little tune and noticed the pizza delivery guy.
"Oh hey Koga, I didn't know you were coming too!" Ayame said happily and warmly. She figured Rin had it as a surprise for her to try and get them together.
"Oh, sorry Sess."
"Don't call me that."
"He prefers 'hot emotionless dude'." Rin said mockingly from her bedroom. She stopped giggling when she was shot a death glare by Sesshomaru, which didn't happen very often. Koga was only attempting to hold back a laugh, but failed and nearly dropped the pizzas.
"So that's the job you wouldn't tell anyone about? Being a pizza man isn't all that bad." Kanna said simply from the bedroom staring at Koga (can someone please tell me if I'm spelling his name right?).
"Well, I'd better go now. Oh Rin, Kohaku says hi and thanks. He won't tell me what for though." Koga said simply and before they knew it, he had run off.
"Oh yeah, Rin you asked me to bring my lye or not game. Here you go." Sango said cheerfully. Ayame looked excited and ran into the room to play the game.
"Okay, Kanna, you can go first." Rin volunteered Kanna before she could leave the circle.
Kanna drew a card and she read it. It said
"Who do you have a crush on? Oh, that's so typical for this game."
"So, who's the lucky man?" Ayame teased.
"There is no one." Kanna said, and it said she was lying.
"Oh, do we know him?" Rin continued in, very enthusiastic.
"No you don't because there is none." It said she lied again. All the girls, except for Kanna 'ooooooo'ed. Kirara mewed happily.
"It's, Ha-" Kanna stuttered quietly, but never underestimate a wolf demons' hearing or instinct of jumping to conclusions.
"YOU LIKE HAKAKU!" Ayame cheered.
"No I-" It detected a lye again. Kanna was embarrassed, but didn't let it show.
"You like a guy with a Mohawk!" Sango cheered. They both had some things in common. They both sort of obeyed someone. Kanna had to obey her father andHakaku obeyed Koga. Also, the personality of the other could help either control the other one or bring them out more, if that last task was possible (see my slighty screwed up logic). They probably could do the other one a lot of good (Also, I ran out of guys ot match them up with. I want them all to have one guy, but now I've made up some relationships like this. Remember in this fanfic THEY'RE THE SAME AGE, so please don't go around thinking I'm some scary person, but if you do, I suppose you have the right.)
Right after that, Kagome entered happily and very cheery.
"HEY GUYS! Oh, that game, who has a crush on who?" Kagome said happily, almost memorizing all the cards. She played that game a lot and it always got embarrassing truths out of people.
"Kanna likes Hakaku!" Sango cheered.
"Oh, now that will be a fun matchmaking job. I never really thought I could see them together, but mind you, he could use someone to hold back his complaining a bit." Kagome started to get lost in thought and ideas. One of Kagome's main jobs as one of the friends was being the matchmaker. She was still working on Sango and Miroku though because she could never manage to get Miroku to stop killing the mood! Once they were watching the super bowl and he even had his arm around Sango's shoulder and it looked like she had finally done it. Instead ofhim groping her, he stood up and cheered, knocking Sango into the popcorn. Quite a few of the people there couldn't stop laughing at poor Sangos misery.
"Hopefully it will end up better than that." Kagome said aloud, and no one had any idea what she was talking about. They decided to shrug it off and continue.
"Sesshomaru, or Dad, come here please!" Rin said happily. Sesshomaru came, sort of curious about what all the commotion was about. They attached the little wrist thing on him and drew a card for him. Rin decided to read it.
"Which would you rather do? Let us give you a make over or do all of our nails, and do a good job or you have to hug Jaken and say 'I love you and you're my best friend in the whole widest world. Remember, whichever one you choose, you have to do." Rin said starting to get a slight evil grin on her face. What will Sesshomaru choose? Will his worst nightmare come true? What will happen when the rest of the party shows up?
AN: Yeah another one. If any of you really hate the match I've made in this one, just tell me and I'll redo the chapter, if you like, think I'm sort of committing a crime or something by matching them up. Also, if in some parts, it magicallychanges to Ginta, sorry I mixed them up before. I was so positive Ginta had the mohawk. Oh well, sorry if that happened.Beleive it or not, some people do get morally opposed to couples like that, you know, opposite's attract ones, and if you're one of them, go and complain and I'll think of something. Thanks, if you read this anyways and I have no problem with flames. I knowthis is going to sound pathetic, but I'm actually feeling slightly guilty or something like that because of me pairing them. Yeah, I'm very obsessive and a drama queen. That's how I'm like Jaken .Actually, I kind of wished I got moreflames so I could be a better writer and all. Thanks if you read this, again.
