Disclaimer: I do not own YGO. I do own the restaurant Sesso which is Italian for Sex.

Warning: Almost the meaning for the Latin word six. Short Chapter.

A/N: Hi! I love this chapter. And I love Seto.

Chapter: I'm playing Middle School with You


I looked at the note in my hand the words on the paper floating around in my head. I'm mean really floating around in there. I feel the need to spoon them out!

Dear Kaiba Seto,

My best friend, Katsuya Jounouchi, asked me to write you this note because he is too afraid to come up to and ask you himself because he is a sad and lonely person and doesn't take to well to rejection. Can't even deny him a cookie or he'll kill himself. Anyhow, he has asked me for him to invite you on Saturday for a date for the two of you. Because I have a boyfriend who is wonderful. Remember he doesn't well to rejection and if you say no he'll go off and kill himself while listening to depressing emo songs. And we don't want that now do we?

Signed,

Classmate Mouto Yuugi

PS: He is willing to get laid on the first date. If that helps. Another thing my friend doesn't know he is willing to go to bed with you so brake it to him slowly. Meet us at lunch to give us (him) the answer.

Mouto has adorable hand writing. I saw that there was another piece of paper under the other one showing that it was the other note that was originally the first and only letter to be given to me. I sighed and put the notes back in my locker. They are so middle school.

Yami sat at their desk taping his fingers looking at clock every once in a while. Jou was drawing circles on a piece of paper while looking at the clock as well. The larger hand started to twitch moving slowly towards the 12. It quickly changed to the 12. Jou and Yami took in a breathe. One minute down, two hours and 59 minutes to go till lunch.

Jou looked over at Kaiba, who sits in the front like the nerd he really is, writing down what the teacher says and he puts on the board. Only looking up from his paper once in a while to look at the board.

He is so normal.

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Chickens… anyhow.

Yes! Whooooooo! I have a date with Katsuya. I have a date with Katsuya. Do you? No! Haha weak bitch. I felt eye on my back would caused me to tense a little. I didn't turn around to look at the person staring because I have a good idea who it is. Katsuya Jounouchi. The person who asked me on a date (well Yuugi did but that is be side the point), the person who is going to get fucked by me.

I looked at little stick figure Katsuya #2 poking him with my pencil in chest. Then stopping and dragging my pencil down on him a little but light so it didn't make any marks. I get to touch you soon my love. So soon. Oh god! I have to clean my room and hide all the 'I LOVE YOU' things with his name on it. That is a lot of stuff. So much stuff. Well I can throw some stuff away I guess.

Far, far, far away. So Katsuya well never see it. Ever. And think that I have been stalking him while he is in the shower masturbating, moaning, panting, having a good time while I watched him through a window. No I do not want him to think (or know) that I did that.

He also masturbating in his room numerous of times. Arching his back and panting. He was sooo cute. I just wanted to go in there and lick him. Cause that is what normal people do. Lick people at random, coming into their houses while they are masturbating, lick them and then leave.

Time is going slowly. Well in the mean time I might want to think of how I'm going to be all romantic.

Romantic case # 1:

"Katsuya Jounouchi" I said in my cold voice looking down at the blond boy when was blushing a little, "Follow me please" I watched him get up before turning around and walking out of the room not bothering to see if he was following. Because I knew he was.

I stop when I got to the lockers before turning around fast making him run into me. Grabbing his waist with my hand and walking him backwards making him stumble on his feet a bit, 'til his back was pressed up against the lockers. I lowered my head to look him straight in the eyes my body pressing against his tightly. "Do you like Italian?" I asked watching a smile come across his face. He nodded and blushed a little. "Good"

I let him go backing away and walking away with a small smirk on my lips.

Romantic Case #2:

I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair, looking at Katsuya through the corner of my eye watching him rock back and forth on his feet. Looking down at the floor then back up again at him I straightened my pose and walked to him to where I would be standing in front of him.

I had a face on that said, 'I'm not going to do say anything, but I'm going to do something and you choose what my answer is' and I kissed him softly on the lips. Back away after a while of standing like that and walking away.

Romantic Case # 3:

I slammed him up against the lockers, pressing my mouth against him in a kiss which he answered with his own kiss. Moaning a little my hands went up Katsuya's shirt then going down and un buttoning them as I go along. His hands went to my pants and unbuttoned them braking the kiss pulling my hands away from his shirt going down on his knees pulling my pants down. Sucking me off in the hallway.

Umm that last one was more of a sex romantic story. But I'm going with that one to ask him out. Romantic Case # 3 come on down!

The bell rung and I stood up thinking how fast time goes when your think of that kind of stuff. I walked over to where our lunches were held grabbing mine then going back to my desk sitting back down. Getting out what I was going to eat first.

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Jou took a deep breath and stood up thinking that if he wasn't coming over here, he was going over there. But the feeling that he was going to say no hit him like a bag of kittens to the face. Kittens claw… he doesn't like cats all that well.

Took in another breath then letting it out. He shook his head and marched over there standing in front of Kaiba's desk staring at him while he ate. Not soon after Kaiba dotted his lips with a napkin after sitting his sandwich down. "Friday instead of Saturday. I have things to do on Saturday."

Jou nodded and grabbed a blank piece of paper that Kaiba wasn't using writing his number down. "Call me and we'll set it up"

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That didn't go as planed. I want to be the walker-uper-person-thing. You ruined by your ishness! Don't worry soon you'll be mine.

- Friday 6:30 – Jou's house.

Yuugi smiled at his friend who was pushing his hair out of his eyes with a comb only to have it fall in his eyes again. Giving up Jou threw the brush on the sink counter. "How do I look?" Jou asked turning to his friend.

Nice dark blue dress-kind of jeans/something else and a dark button up shirt with a white tank top under it. And socks. But just because he didn't have his shoes on. They were white. His socks not his shoes. White socks.

7:00

Kaiba showed up on time. They left blah blah blah.

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We sat in Sesso and I stared at my soon to be lover a little scared of him. I've never been on a date before. Well besides me and stick figure Jounouchi in stories I've made up with us in it. Jounouchi blinked and I tensed a little. You know in my stories we were more… what is the word? Talkive. Well he was and I was smiling and nodding to his questions. Being the quiet type. Knowing how he likes the quiet type.

The we would walk on the beach then I'd take him home. He would blush and ask if I wanted to come in. I was say yes. We'd make sweet love. The end. But this real date was quiet and boring.

"So" Jou said moving a bit in his chair looking down at his plate, "Why did you agree to go out with me?"

"Because the voices in my head told me to" I said narrowing my eyes at him, "Why?"

He tensed and gulp "Oh um just wondering"

We stayed silent for a moment while I was kicking myself in the head (not doing it in real life 'cause that would hurt). "I'm sorry" I finally said looking at him. "I didn't mean to sound so angry its just we have been enemies for so long. It's hard to take my emotions I have for you and use them" Yeah that seemed to work on him. I guess he really does like that wiggling pudding crap.

We talked and got to know each other and I got to call him 'Jou' and he can now call me Seto. Well we might as well because I plan on molesting him later. My research was right on some parts and other parts not but I did fairly well at stalking him because I got must of the things right. Go me!

Sesso was on the rich side of town and it had fingerbowls… FINGERBOWLS! Oh my god. I must distract Jou with something. I looked around the restaurant and noticed at if I threw one of my grapes at that little baby over there. Jou would look over and my mission would be half way complete. I pick up a grape from my fruit salad and waited until Jou looked down at his plate. When he did I quickly aimed and flung the grape that the child's head.

I got him. I waited for a second then the baby let out a loud yell. Jou looked over to the baby while the mother was trying to shut it up. Everyone was staring at them. I dumped the water from the fingerbowl in the small plant near me then slipped the fingerbowl in one of my inside pockets where it couldn't see seen. The baby shut up when I finished like he knew. I bet he did. Oh wait he is a she. Whoops sorry.

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I walked him through the nearest park and we were still talking but now walking. I walked him home.

AND he asked me if I wanted to go INSIDE! Oh my god! Yes! OH yes! I love you god. LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH! I know that I don't pray and being homosexual, a stalker, a CEO, a sex-craved bastard is bad and I wish to be forgiven for that but fuck you if your against this. I'm getting laid bitch.

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Turns up I didn't get laid. In fact we sat talking (which I don't mind!) for a few hours. He wasn't a girly girl. We talked about sports and stuff and sex. Yes we talked about sex. I shall tell you what it was:

"Have you ever had sex with a girl?" Jou asked so innocently, looking down at his cup. I knew he didn't want to know the answer but being the kitten eater I am (works in two ways) I answered Yes. He nodded a bit. "I'm still a virgin to both sexes"

Hehe. Not for long… Well to one at least since I'm not a girl and yeah.

That was the end of it. We talked a bit more and set a date for next week. I went home masturbated and fell asleep.


A/N: Sorry I didn't go into detail but do you really want to read what you already know about them? No I didn't think so. If you said yes… well… go shot yourself or something. They just funuckling talked.