A/n: This story is RANDOM, not random, but RANDOM. R-A-N-D-O-M! No "ifs", "buts", or "maybes", this is RANDOM!
The Day the World Looked Like a Pastry
Tyson couldn't be stuffed… with chicken stuffing, as Kai well knew. But Kai was going to make him stuff the goddamned chicken, even if it killed the both of them. No, maybe just Tyson.
That was because of the fact that Kai figured he was too young to die, and he'd been on the brink of dying so many times during the damned series that he'd decided to give it up forever. Full stop.
Kenny had finished playing the SIMS 2 when Ray walked in and offered his hanky to him. Kenny died of shock, because he didn't think they had hankies in China.
Too bad Max wasn't there to catch him…
Mariah was eating breakfast in America… Wait a second, how did we switch to her? Oh well.
Anyway, she was eating with Hiro who had agreed to meet with her, as she was holding his virginity hostage.
"Hah!" Hiro yelled as he retrieved "the item" from Mariah's grasp.
And then Italy imploded.
At the sound of a huge bang, coming from somewhere in the vicinity of Europe (on a boot-legged country) (a/n: note the pun), Max couldn't care less that he was stranded on a huge boat called the Titanic mark two, so he sung and dances as the mechanically sound boat ran into… A mechanically made iceberg.
"WTF?" Max yelled.
"You don't yell the letters Max!" Hilary yelled from inside the iceberg.
Then Max got a scare because Hilary was frozen because maybe she was a cavewoman and that would explain her habits.
Rick was smoking. No one really cared. Since that was the case, we shall move on.
Garland thought the world was viewed like a pastry. Huge and all the good stuff (aka: gold!) comes from the middle.
Sadly, Ming-Ming didn't share his view, so he threw a fit and cried.
It was up to Mystel to soothe him O.o (one yaoi reference).
Sadly for Ming-Ming, she walked on them "playing" a little "game" to make Garland "feel better".
Hiro couldn't believe Tyson was in the kitchen with Kai. He didn't know if that meant something perverted, or if it was an innuendo, but he wasn't sure…
"The kitchen!" Hiro glared at the kitchen door.
"I am going to make a cake!" Max squealed as he dragged a frozen Hilary to sit by the non existent fire and melt.
"Shield your eyes!" Hiro called, still holding the "item", as Max walked into the door.
Hiro watched as Max fell flat on his ass.
"PASTRY!" Garland ran in yelling with Mystel on his back (O.o)
Ming-Ming was crying in the corner. Kenny, who had been brought back to life by Doc. Frank(enstein) went to help her.
Kenny's heart was broken, as Ming-Ming talked about how cute Garland was, and how she didn't know he swung that way.
9:04 PM
Hiro closed his book to see everyone screaming and killing each other.
"This is what you get for showing violent shows on television, children. DON'T WEATCH THEM! THEY ARE EVIL!"
He held his "item" to his heart and began going Gollum (sp?) on people.
No wonder we need new Beybladers for the fourth series…
A/n: I beat my old record for randomness! Yay! I am thinking of continuing on my Sick Secret Life of Ray Kon story, but I need a few more ideas before I write it!
R&R, but you've already R'ed once, so R again!
No thins fic is not R rated!
TTFN!
TSA
