A/N: erm... Hiya xD. This is just a lil play we (me and my best friend, kk) wrote for our friend Adolfo. He's such a sweet :) gotta love him! I'm putting this up cuz it does have the characters Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in it so HA can't report me now, can ya! -does happy not-being-reported dance-

hope you enjoy it xD T'was fun to write and I think it's hillarious.


Adventures With Adolfo

Episode 5

(Try Outs)

A Play Write By:

Katie Richardson And Lizzy Singleton

(Adolfo, Lizzy and Kk all sitting on couch.)

Kk: Man, I am so bored.

Lizzy: Why does Fat Black Cat have to be on vacation?

Adolfo: ...

Kk: I know, Adolfo, your right!We need a new super villain.

Lizzy: Seriously.

Adolfo: ...

(Everyone sits on Adolfo's couch in silence)

Lizzy: Wait! I have a plan! (Everyone fades out, only to reappear sitting in chairs behind a table. To their backs was sign that read: AMERICAN IDOL: SUPER VILLAIN TRYOUTS)

Kk: Hey! # 31, step up!

(A scruffy, creamed colored dog walks onto set)

Kk: BUDDY! (Looks at the director) Why is my stupid family dog trying out?

Director: Urm...(Shifts around uncomfortable and looks around for support. Then mumbles something about not being paid enough) Just go with the flow!

Kk: Whatever. (Rolls eyes)

Lizzy: Ok, Buddy, what's your villain power?

(Dog barks like a girl and hides behind curtain)

Lizzy: Very interesting and quite original! (Katie and Adolfo snort in background)Any other talents you would like to share with us?

Buddy: Grrr.

Adolfo: ...Yeah, can someone come take this dog away? He's obviously a scaredy-cat and has no clue what he's doing.

Kk: That's what I'm saying! That's why I keep asking my mom for a rotweiler but nooooooo... (Huffs)

Adolfo: Whatever, next! And it better be some real talent!

(Smiley comes onto set)

Kk: ...

Lizzy: So what's your talent?

Smiley: (Annoyingly happy voice) I lower prices!

Adolfo: Any REAL powers?

Smiley: Urm...I dress up and smile.

Kk: (Frowns) I vote no.

Lizzy: Here-here!

Adolfo: Beat it, loser.

(Smile walks off stage crying)

---Backstage---

Smiley: Adolfo is so mean! And those two girls have no idea what they are talking about! (Elizabeth & Katie from background somewhere: This be true . ) Screw this show! I'll take my talent elsewhere!

Old Narrator:(People look at him) What! (Someone points to script) Oh, ok!

Old Narrator: And so that is how Wal-mart got it's logo and mascot. Yes, that's right, it's all because of us! Be grateful, Wal-mart!

---Back to stage and judges---

Lizzy: NEXT!

(Some one throws rock onto stage)

Adolfo, Lizzy, and Katie: ...

---Five seconds later---

Adolfo: why is this on stage?

Random Guy: It's the Mr. Evil Rocky!

Katie: (Stares at rock) What does he do?

Random Guy: Nothing. And by the way this is the part where you scream (Katie and Lizzy jump up, run and scream like maniacs)

Kk: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lizzy: Eeeeep...!

(Adolfo only stares at the two idiots. Katie suddenly stops)

Kk: (Looking at director) Yeah, this isn't working for me.

Lizzy: (Nods head) Yes, I just don't feel the connection between sidekicks and villain.

Adolfo: Maybe it's because it's a rock.

Kk: Ok, next! (Adolfo kicks Mr. Evil Rocky off stage)

(A normal fat black cat with a slight anger-management problem named Coco walking onto stage, glares and hisses at the three judges, and then flops down to her side; her extra body weight is too much)

Adolfo: You're the Fat Black Cat's cousin I take it?

Coco: (Lazy glare)

Kk: Well, she's certainly got the evil look going well.

Lizzy: Yeah, but it's just not working for me...

Adolfo: Get of the stage, Fatty! (Coco growls and runs off...as far as running goes) Next up! Hurry!

(All of the sudden a frizbee races through the air and hits Kk on the head, knocking her off her seat. Adolfo and Lizzy jump up and run)

Adolfo: BLOODY MURDER!

Lizzy: KILLER FRIZBEE!

Kk: LLAMA!

Everyone: (Looks at Kk on ground) Eh?

Kk: (Shrugs) I don't know, I just felt like yelling too.

Everyone: (Rolls eyes)

(Adolfo, Lizzy and Kk take their seats once more.)

Adolfo: So, are there any more gay additioners? Please say no...

Director: Actually there's one more.

(Two young—but quite famous—actors walk up: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton. A.k.a. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series/movies)

Daniel: Yo.

Tom: Err...(Glances at Lizzy) Hi...

Lizzy: OH MY GOD TOM! (Tackles) I love you so much!

Tom: We're in public...

Lizzy: But you're so hott!

Tom: And rich (Smirks) Well, gotta get to work...(Whispers to Lizzy) Put in a good word for me, will ya? (Winks)

Adolfo: Dude, don't worry 'bout it; you're hired. Just a guess but you guys are probably better then the other blokes.

Daniel: Sweet. So, when do we begin?

Kk: On the next Adventures With Adolfo, duh.

Daniel: Oh. (Tom snickers at his enemie's stupid remark...while still trying yo shake of Elizabeth) Shut it, Tom, or I'll hex your brains out!

Tom: Magic isn't real, stupid.

Daniel: Want to bet? (Pulls out wand) Adavra Kadrava (Tom drops dead)

Lizzy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, at least I still get his money.

Tom:(Sits up) Thanks...you do realize I was acting, right?

Daniel: You acting now? (Kicks in head. Tom falls unconscience)

Kk: Man...Daniel is so hott. (Drools)

Adolfo: (Rolls eyes) Retards.

Kk: Oh shut your trap. You're just jealous because Hermione isn't here.

Adolfo: (snort) Ok...And who is Hermione again?

(Red headed girl comes into scene)

Sarah: (Pulls out giant picture book with 'Harry Potter' written on front and flips to random page) This is Hermione. (Leaves)

Adolfo: Ok then... Can we end this episode. Seriously, turn off the camera. Now. Do it. I'm not joking. (Walks over and knocks camera guy over; everything goes black)

Adolfo's Voice: That's better.

THE END


A/N: Yes, I am in love with Tom Felton. But...who isn't? He's so HAWT! -dies- ! Plus he's MY husband! So stay away, you IDIOTIC FANGIRLS!!! -takes out bloody knife and stands in front of Tom- Take one more step towards my man and say good-bye!

This is dedicated to Adolfo (duh) and then there is Bekah, my lil sister who is turned the big ONE-THREE today! Go, Bekah! Love you, sis :) Happy b-day and can't wait till I see ya tomorrow! -stands in front of the totally awesome b-day cake to hide it- Haha, x.x;;