A/N: erm... Hiya xD. This is just a lil play we (me and my best friend, kk) wrote for our friend Adolfo. He's such a sweet :) gotta love him! I'm putting this up cuz it does have the characters Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in it so HA can't report me now, can ya! -does happy not-being-reported dance-
hope you enjoy it xD T'was fun to write and I think it's hillarious.
Adventures With Adolfo
Episode 5
(Try Outs)
A Play Write By:
Katie Richardson And Lizzy Singleton
(Adolfo, Lizzy and Kk all sitting on couch.)
Kk: Man, I am so bored.
Lizzy: Why does Fat Black Cat have to be on vacation?
Adolfo: ...
Kk: I know, Adolfo, your right!We need a new super villain.
Lizzy: Seriously.
Adolfo: ...
(Everyone sits on Adolfo's couch in silence)
Lizzy: Wait! I have a plan! (Everyone fades out, only to reappear sitting in chairs behind a table. To their backs was sign that read: AMERICAN IDOL: SUPER VILLAIN TRYOUTS)
Kk: Hey! # 31, step up!
(A scruffy, creamed colored dog walks onto set)
Kk: BUDDY! (Looks at the director) Why is my stupid family dog trying out?
Director: Urm...(Shifts around uncomfortable and looks around for support. Then mumbles something about not being paid enough) Just go with the flow!
Kk: Whatever. (Rolls eyes)
Lizzy: Ok, Buddy, what's your villain power?
(Dog barks like a girl and hides behind curtain)
Lizzy: Very interesting and quite original! (Katie and Adolfo snort in background)Any other talents you would like to share with us?
Buddy: Grrr.
Adolfo: ...Yeah, can someone come take this dog away? He's obviously a scaredy-cat and has no clue what he's doing.
Kk: That's what I'm saying! That's why I keep asking my mom for a rotweiler but nooooooo... (Huffs)
Adolfo: Whatever, next! And it better be some real talent!
(Smiley comes onto set)
Kk: ...
Lizzy: So what's your talent?
Smiley: (Annoyingly happy voice) I lower prices!
Adolfo: Any REAL powers?
Smiley: Urm...I dress up and smile.
Kk: (Frowns) I vote no.
Lizzy: Here-here!
Adolfo: Beat it, loser.
(Smile walks off stage crying)
---Backstage---
Smiley: Adolfo is so mean! And those two girls have no idea what they are talking about! (Elizabeth & Katie from background somewhere: This be true . ) Screw this show! I'll take my talent elsewhere!
Old Narrator:(People look at him) What! (Someone points to script) Oh, ok!
Old Narrator: And so that is how Wal-mart got it's logo and mascot. Yes, that's right, it's all because of us! Be grateful, Wal-mart!
---Back to stage and judges---
Lizzy: NEXT!
(Some one throws rock onto stage)
Adolfo, Lizzy, and Katie: ...
---Five seconds later---
Adolfo: why is this on stage?
Random Guy: It's the Mr. Evil Rocky!
Katie: (Stares at rock) What does he do?
Random Guy: Nothing. And by the way this is the part where you scream (Katie and Lizzy jump up, run and scream like maniacs)
Kk: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lizzy: Eeeeep...!
(Adolfo only stares at the two idiots. Katie suddenly stops)
Kk: (Looking at director) Yeah, this isn't working for me.
Lizzy: (Nods head) Yes, I just don't feel the connection between sidekicks and villain.
Adolfo: Maybe it's because it's a rock.
Kk: Ok, next! (Adolfo kicks Mr. Evil Rocky off stage)
(A normal fat black cat with a slight anger-management problem named Coco walking onto stage, glares and hisses at the three judges, and then flops down to her side; her extra body weight is too much)
Adolfo: You're the Fat Black Cat's cousin I take it?
Coco: (Lazy glare)
Kk: Well, she's certainly got the evil look going well.
Lizzy: Yeah, but it's just not working for me...
Adolfo: Get of the stage, Fatty! (Coco growls and runs off...as far as running goes) Next up! Hurry!
(All of the sudden a frizbee races through the air and hits Kk on the head, knocking her off her seat. Adolfo and Lizzy jump up and run)
Adolfo: BLOODY MURDER!
Lizzy: KILLER FRIZBEE!
Kk: LLAMA!
Everyone: (Looks at Kk on ground) Eh?
Kk: (Shrugs) I don't know, I just felt like yelling too.
Everyone: (Rolls eyes)
(Adolfo, Lizzy and Kk take their seats once more.)
Adolfo: So, are there any more gay additioners? Please say no...
Director: Actually there's one more.
(Two young—but quite famous—actors walk up: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton. A.k.a. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series/movies)
Daniel: Yo.
Tom: Err...(Glances at Lizzy) Hi...
Lizzy: OH MY GOD TOM! (Tackles) I love you so much!
Tom: We're in public...
Lizzy: But you're so hott!
Tom: And rich (Smirks) Well, gotta get to work...(Whispers to Lizzy) Put in a good word for me, will ya? (Winks)
Adolfo: Dude, don't worry 'bout it; you're hired. Just a guess but you guys are probably better then the other blokes.
Daniel: Sweet. So, when do we begin?
Kk: On the next Adventures With Adolfo, duh.
Daniel: Oh. (Tom snickers at his enemie's stupid remark...while still trying yo shake of Elizabeth) Shut it, Tom, or I'll hex your brains out!
Tom: Magic isn't real, stupid.
Daniel: Want to bet? (Pulls out wand) Adavra Kadrava (Tom drops dead)
Lizzy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, at least I still get his money.
Tom:(Sits up) Thanks...you do realize I was acting, right?
Daniel: You acting now? (Kicks in head. Tom falls unconscience)
Kk: Man...Daniel is so hott. (Drools)
Adolfo: (Rolls eyes) Retards.
Kk: Oh shut your trap. You're just jealous because Hermione isn't here.
Adolfo: (snort) Ok...And who is Hermione again?
(Red headed girl comes into scene)
Sarah: (Pulls out giant picture book with 'Harry Potter' written on front and flips to random page) This is Hermione. (Leaves)
Adolfo: Ok then... Can we end this episode. Seriously, turn off the camera. Now. Do it. I'm not joking. (Walks over and knocks camera guy over; everything goes black)
Adolfo's Voice: That's better.
THE END
A/N: Yes, I am in love with Tom Felton. But...who isn't? He's so HAWT! -dies- ! Plus he's MY husband! So stay away, you IDIOTIC FANGIRLS!!! -takes out bloody knife and stands in front of Tom- Take one more step towards my man and say good-bye!
This is dedicated to Adolfo (duh) and then there is Bekah, my lil sister who is turned the big ONE-THREE today! Go, Bekah! Love you, sis :) Happy b-day and can't wait till I see ya tomorrow! -stands in front of the totally awesome b-day cake to hide it- Haha, x.x;;
