Chapter 3
Beavis was in his hyperactive alter-ego state known as none other and Anko were both surprised and confused.
"Beavis, what are you-?" Naruto was cut off.
"I AM CORNHOLIO!! I need T.P. for my bunghole," said Beavis in Hispanic accent (only sounds American when he is saying calm and stupid quotes).
Anko replied, "Kid I don't get what you said or even care what you're going through, but give me my money for all my dango (sweet dumplings) you just ate."
"Dango!? Heh…my bunghole goes dango! Dango! Dango! Dango! Dango! Rapapapa!!! And one for you!! PRRRRRRR!!"
"Is this kid from the nuthouse, Naruto?" Anko wanted answers from the one who was guiding him and his friend.
"I don't know, dattebayo!" Naruto was going through a lot already, needing no more pressure from anyone other than the two morons (funny saying it since he is one).
"Dattebayo?!? Heheh…Dattebayo! Dattebayo! Dadadadadadatetetetetetetete abababayoooo! Bayo! Bayo! Bayo! Hayo! Hayo! Bungholio! The almighty Bungholio!!"
"Alright, mister cornhole or whatever….knock it off!"
"Are you threatening me?!?"
"So what if I am? Gonna to do something about it? Huh?" Anko reply came with a snake coming out of her pocket.
"DO not underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole! Or else everyone in this village will pay!! The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!! Hehe…that would be pretty cool. Hehe. SO BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNHOLE!!"
Beavis was definitely making a scene. Anko saw this as a serious threatening moment and called ANBU through her walkie talkie hidden in her jacket. After the call, she realized something unusual.
"You know, this is weird. When his friend tried to pick me up and I threatened him with one of my snakes, this idiot really freaked. But this time, he really isn't afraid. He was talking as if he wanted it. Tell me, what do you know about this guy?"
"I told you! I just met him, today! I don't know anything about these two retards other than going uhuh hehe every few seconds."
"Hmmm….maybe when he was afraid of my snake, he must have been so nervous he wanted to eat all my dangos to calm him down. As a technicality, it must have made him hyper. But I learned from Doctor Phil's TV show that sugar doesn't cause any hyperactivity, so…"
"WHO THE HELL CARES? Let's just kick his ass so he can snap out of it! Okay, first of all……hmmm, I guess I should watch Dr. Phil, too (I bet he isn't a drunkie doc like the old hag)………I am gonna use Kage Bushins to surround him and wait for his move. Alright! Here we g-…..huh?"
Beavis was already strangled up in ropes and surrounded by four ANBU officers. Yet, he was still in his Cornholio mode: shaking and still saying gibberish.
"Awww, no fair! I was going to do it myself!"
"Look, Naruto, this is for professionals. But, since you are his babysitter, you're welcome to join us in interrogating him."
"Will you bring T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole?" Beavis' alter ego demanded attention.
"Yeah, yeah. I will bring T-whatver for your what-you-call-it. Just relax and cooperate with us. Alright, ANBU, shortie, crazy dork….let's hit the road."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa….what about Butt-head?" naruto realized he was to watch over both.
"If you mean his friend, just leave him. He'll be fine."
"I doubt it, but I guess I could use a small break, even if it's been 2-3 hours since I met them...why are we talking so fast like Speed Racer. Oh, yeah, I watched show last night. How stupid of me to let the effect come on to me. THERE I GO AGAIN!"
The shinobi's jumped into the air heading for ANBU center as they dragged Beavis with the rope. Funny seeing Beavis flying in the air when he still sees himself as Cornholio.
"PEOPLE OF THE VILLAGE! I AM CORNHOLIO! I GIVE YOU A MESSAGE! Whoa, that rhymes. Hehe. TODAY, YOU HAVE WON! BUT TOMORROW, I WILL GET MY T.P. FOR BUNGHOLE. Whoa, check it out. I am flying. Hehe."
As they disappeared, Butt-head was the only one left, still in his crash spot. But, suddenly, he was encountered by a giant fat man and two accomplices of his. Butt-head regained consciousness and saw the three mysterious men in front of him.
"Hey, kid, wanna make some dough?" The giant man asked.
"Uhhh, what? Uhuhuh. Making dough, sucks. Are you the doughboy? Uhuhuh."
"No, you damn little bastard! Do you wanna make money!?"
"Oh, uhuhuh. Sure, dude."
"Good, then you and I have a big job to do. Ha ha ha ha ha." His men laughed along with him. And so did Butt-head, being absolutely clueless (as always) of what he was really going to talk about.
