Hey all! I'm going to forego my usual review responses and just get the chapter up for you all! After this its only the epilouge so I hope you all enjoy and as always I do not own Harry Potter.

Chapter 6 Endings

"Harry, darling, you can't believe her! That- that-that slag is trying to deface me! She's trying to ruin my reputation! Why would I cheat on you with him?" cried Ginny

"There's one thing you've forgotten, Ginny" said Harry, "Hermione doesn't lie."

"Yes she does! Do you know what her boggart really was in your third year? It wasn't McGonagall! It was you dead!"

"I know. She told me in a letter over that summer."

During the conversation Ellie had gone over to James.

"James, are you alright?" she asked.

"I'm not a Potter. I'm a- a Longbottom. My whole life has been a lie!"

"Not your whole life James. I'm not a lie. We're not a lie."

"We're not-? You mean you'll marry me!"

"Yes I'll Marry you. I love you James."

The two left to the great hall leavong the four adults alone.

"Harry!" cried Ginny "You have to-"

"I don't have to do anything Ginevra You're just lucky we can't divorce."

"Actually Harry," said Hermione timidly, "You can. Repeat your wedding vows backwards and then remove your ring."

"Uoy evol ot esimorp I emit lla rof. Efiw ym eb ot, yelsaeW arveniG, uoht ekat , rettoP yrraH, I" said Harry and then took of his ring and threw it on a desk.

"Congrats you're now divorced."

Harry left the room. Ginny attempted to go after him and Neville after her. Hermione hexed bothe of them. She knew that neither of them would be moving for at least half an hour. So Hermione went after Harry because there were still some things she needed to tell him. She found hiom where she knew he would be: the Quidditch Pitch.

"Harry," she called, "I'm sorry it had to be done this way. But there's something else you should know. Its not your fault. If Ginny hadn't slept with Neville there'd be no child."

"What do you mean, Hermione? Are you saying -"

"I'm not saying your infertile. 6 years ago on Christmas Eve Remus told me something that none of us knew. Your mother had put a charm on you. That you would only ever be able to get your true love pregnant."

"My true love?"

"Yes your true love."

"Now it all makes sense! The jealousy, the anger, the thoughts. They all finally make sense! Twety-eight years later and I finally figure it out!"

"Harry, what in the world are you going on about?"

"I love you , Hermione! Don't you see? All this time I've had these feelings about you but I could never place them! Now I realive it was love!"

"Harry, are you sure you're all right? You didn't hit your head, drink a Babbling Beverage, eat something of Fred&George's on your way here?"

"No. I'm perfectly sane. Its only taken me 28 years to realizethat I'm in love with you and nearly 18 to realize that sleeping with you was the smartest mistake I ever made."

"Mistakle?"

"At the time it was. But it's my smartest one. My stupidest one is a toss-up between letting you go and marrying Ginny."

"I think perhaps marrying the slag was more stupid."

"Just a bit."he said "Any ways I have a question for you. Hermione Jane Granger, will you marry me?"

"Yes Harry I will. That's what I've wanted to do since I met you. Well that and this."

She kissed him.

POTTER DIVORCES WIFE!

39 year old Harry Potter divorced his wife of nearly 18 years,

Ginevra (Weasley) Potter least night, says a source. It all came

about last night when Potters' long time friend, Hermione Granger, spilled

the Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. The readers may remember that

Miss Granger was engaged to Ronald Weasley (now married to Luna

(Lovegood) Weasley) and suddenly broke it off announcing that she "Was

not ready for marriage." and trhat she "Wanted to live". She got to live alright.

A little under 9 months later she gave birth o daughter Ellie Marie Granger, whose

father (at the time) was unknown. Well now it comes to light that Ellies father

is none other than Mr. Harry Potter himself.

(Cont. Pg. 3 see DIVORCE)

read Hermione.

"Mum! Finishe the article!" said Ellie from her seat next to James.

"Please mum!" said James teasing Hermione.

"Go on and finish it 'Mione" whispered Harry.

"One question. Which one of you was it?" she asked.

"It was us." said Ellie

"Now readers may be wondering if Ellie Granger and

James Potter are half-siblings. Well they're not. In another

coup d'etat last night Miss Granger revealed that James Potter

is actually James Longbottom. "It was really funny to see Ginny's

face when Neville came out of Hermione's office," sayd this reporter's

source. What'll hapen next? I don't know but I know you'll find it here.

-Fleur Weasley

Daily Prophet Reporter

"D'you think we should write Fleur and tell her we're engaged?" asked Harry.

"Yes."

. . . . . So it ended.