(Village people play YMCA in the Back round)

Kiaba- This is extremely boring.

Thatz- you're right. (Looking around) oooooooooo! A crystal vase. He he he he he... WHACK!

Thatz- OWWWWWWWWWW!

Rune- WE ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL! Besides, it be highly inappropriate stealing from someone who invited us to a party. It's not like we're invited to parties EVERY day.

Thatz- I wonder why? (Rath comes walking by with a tip of a sword poking out the end of his shirt)

Rune- (Rolling eyes and Sighing) I've stopped wondering a long time ago.

Kiaba- He has a sword?

Thatz- Who? Rath? Oh, he always has a sword. He likes to go demon hunting.

Kiaba- Crazy, you're all crazy. (Walks off towards the Lord as Sano is launched at the door by Jin's wind.)

me- NO WIND! NOOOO! NOT INTO THE DOOR! OPEN IT FIRST!

(Running after Sano)

Sango- Now where is the perverted monk?

Miroku- (suddenly popping up behind Sango) did you call?

Sango- Ahhhhhhh! Don't DO that!

Miroku- Do what? (Sango huffs and turns back around and stares at

Sano hitting the door and me hitting Jin in the head REALLY hard)

Sango- AHHHHHHHH! SLAPPPPPPPPP! PERVERT!

(Stalks off)

Miroku- It was worth it.

(I sit down on the couch and sigh loudly. Kenshin walks up and

smiles)

Kenshin- You look tired Miss Amanda, that you do.

Me- I feel more like a babysitter than a hostess.

Kenshin- ha ha ha ha. It can't be that bad, can it?

Me- Ken...

Naraku- DIE MONK!

Miroku- WIND TUNNEL!

Me- (Growling) Naraku.

Naraku- (Turns around and sees me Glaring murderously at him)

Right... the... autograph book... Bye! (Turns back around and walks off at a

brisk pace)

Kenshin- (Nervously) he he he he he he he

Saitoh- (walking up to us) Himura, Your Physco brother-in-law is here

Kenshin- Enishi? (Turning to me) You invited Him!

Me- Yeah. So? (Glare) Got a problem with it?

Saitoh- (takes step back)

Kenshin- No! I have no problem, that I don't! (Turns and walks off)

Saitoh- (Whistles)

Me- Shut-up.

Saitoh- (Sits down besides me and picks up a magazine) Why did you Invite physco snow top Anyway?

Me- (letting head hit pillow behind me and sighing) I thought it would be funny seeing him give wedgies to Kenshin.

Saitoh- (Choking on his laughter)

Me- (Smiling Evilly)