(Village people play YMCA in the Back round)
Kiaba- This is extremely boring.
Thatz- you're right. (Looking around) oooooooooo! A crystal vase. He he he he he... WHACK!
Thatz- OWWWWWWWWWW!
Rune- WE ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL! Besides, it be highly inappropriate stealing from someone who invited us to a party. It's not like we're invited to parties EVERY day.
Thatz- I wonder why? (Rath comes walking by with a tip of a sword poking out the end of his shirt)
Rune- (Rolling eyes and Sighing) I've stopped wondering a long time ago.
Kiaba- He has a sword?
Thatz- Who? Rath? Oh, he always has a sword. He likes to go demon hunting.
Kiaba- Crazy, you're all crazy. (Walks off towards the Lord as Sano is launched at the door by Jin's wind.)
me- NO WIND! NOOOO! NOT INTO THE DOOR! OPEN IT FIRST!
(Running after Sano)
Sango- Now where is the perverted monk?
Miroku- (suddenly popping up behind Sango) did you call?
Sango- Ahhhhhhh! Don't DO that!
Miroku- Do what? (Sango huffs and turns back around and stares at
Sano hitting the door and me hitting Jin in the head REALLY hard)
Sango- AHHHHHHHH! SLAPPPPPPPPP! PERVERT!
(Stalks off)
Miroku- It was worth it.
(I sit down on the couch and sigh loudly. Kenshin walks up and
smiles)
Kenshin- You look tired Miss Amanda, that you do.
Me- I feel more like a babysitter than a hostess.
Kenshin- ha ha ha ha. It can't be that bad, can it?
Me- Ken...
Naraku- DIE MONK!
Miroku- WIND TUNNEL!
Me- (Growling) Naraku.
Naraku- (Turns around and sees me Glaring murderously at him)
Right... the... autograph book... Bye! (Turns back around and walks off at a
brisk pace)
Kenshin- (Nervously) he he he he he he he
Saitoh- (walking up to us) Himura, Your Physco brother-in-law is here
Kenshin- Enishi? (Turning to me) You invited Him!
Me- Yeah. So? (Glare) Got a problem with it?
Saitoh- (takes step back)
Kenshin- No! I have no problem, that I don't! (Turns and walks off)
Saitoh- (Whistles)
Me- Shut-up.
Saitoh- (Sits down besides me and picks up a magazine) Why did you Invite physco snow top Anyway?
Me- (letting head hit pillow behind me and sighing) I thought it would be funny seeing him give wedgies to Kenshin.
Saitoh- (Choking on his laughter)
Me- (Smiling Evilly)
