(Linkin Park plays crawling in background)

Enishi- PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, DEAR BROTHER!

Kenshin- I have no need nor any want to fight you Enishi! Now put down the sword!

Enishi- NO! I MUST UPHOLD MY DIGNITY AND DEFEAT YOU!

Kenshin- (getting mad) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Enishi- That evil little shrimp thing, (pointing to Hiei) said that you said that I was weak and a pain in the ass!

Hiei- (Glaring at Enishi) I said that, you shmuk!

Kenshin- (snorting)

Enishi- (Wide eyed/pissed) What did you call me, midget?

Hiei- (Narrowing eyes) I called you a shmuk, shmuk.

Enishi- Why you! (Lunging for Hiei)

Hiei- (Dodging) Gotta do better than that shmuk!

Enishi- RAAAAAAAAAAA! GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

Hiei- Fine (Stopping and placing hand on his sword) Prepare yourself…

Saitoh- (Walking up and glancing at me across the room) I know this must be extremely entertaining and all, but, our kind hostess (nods head to me who is glaring at them with knife in hand) is just about going stark-raving-mad. She told me to tell you all, she doesn't trust herself to come over here and tell you herself because she would want to bring the knife that if you don't stop fighting, she'll take your swords and, (Clearing throat loudly) and, and well,

Me- AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR SORRY BUTS YOU'LL BE LIMPING FOR YEARS AFTER YOU GET THEM OUT!

(All look at me startled and take a step back while those with swords push them out of sight. Including Saitoh)

Rune- (turning to Rath) Can she really do that?

Rath- (Shivers)

Nadil- where is that damn Dragon Lord?

Lord- (Popping up behind him) Yes?

Nadil- AHHHHHHH! Don't DO THAT!

Lord- (snickering) he he he he he. What is it that you want Nadil? I'm very busy trying to control Rath. It seems that he brought a sword to the party to try and hunt demons.

Nadil- (sarcastically being shocked) Really? How shocking! I mean that I would never assume that HE (points to Rath who is following Sesshomaru around with narrowed eyes) would ever have a notion to bring a weapon to a party where demons would be. No. No notion what so ever.

Lord- (rolling eyes) yes well…

BAM, POW, CRASH!

Me- (in a loud cry) NO! NOT THE CRYSTAL VASE!

(from across the room)

Thatz- NOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to steal that vase!

(WHACK!) OOOOOWWWWW! (Rune hit Thatz in the head.)

Me- (growling in the other room.) I NEVER SHOULD'VE HAD THIS PARTY!

Hiei- (Walking in because of his curiosity due to my ranting.) I hope you…

Me- (Low and deadly growl) You'd better have a good excuse for interrupting what's left of my sanity ranting.

Hiei- (Takes step back) I see the psycho cop wasn't exaggerating when he told every one you were going insane.

Me- ……………………… (Glare)

Sano- Woooohoooooo!(Sano standing on table drunk singing "Like a Virgin")

Kenshin- (Striding towards Sano) Sano! What are you doing here? Miss Amanda threw you out that she did!

Sano- (slurred speech) Oh, she can just kiss my a…

Me- (walking into room) ……………………………. (Glare)

Sano- He he he he he he he he he he he (getting off table)

Me- Jin, do you feel like flying sushi?

Sano- YIPE!

Jin- (looking up from his conversation with Sango, Koaru, and Kieko) Huh, wha? (looks at Sano and smiles evilly)

Me- Just not into the door this time. (Walking to the door and pulling it open as Sano is launched at it)

Jenny- (standing from outside with Jessica) AMANDA! WE HAV…… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Sano hits Jenny and Jessica as I see them)

Me- Uh oh. (closing door and locking it)