Anime Party

Part 4

("Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson Plays in the background)

Me- (Hiding behind Inuyasha and Yusuke) Is.. is the door still intact?

Inuyasha- Ummmm… (looks at door shaking on hinges) for right now.

Yusuke- Who IS that! They're ruining the party! I should go and tell them to buzz off.

Me- NO! I mean… you don't have to do that. Hehehehe… I'll go! Enjoy the party. (scampers off)

Yusuke- What a weird chick.

Inuyasha- Yeah (turns and sees Naraku) YOU! What are YOU doing here? (stalks off to fight Naraku)

Naraku- (scowls) Oh great, now they're letting animals into parties these days? (gets ready to fight)

Kurama- (From across room) HEY! I take offence to that!

Inuyasha- (growls and takes out sword)

Me- (from across the room) NARAKUUUUUU!

Naraku- (cringes and backs away) hahahaha… the… the book… um… o… okay Amanda. (scampers away and leaves and a confused and angry Inuyasha)


Muraki- Hmmm… walks up to me. You look stressed. Can I give you a massage?

Me- Buzz off… (turns around) MURAKI! I mean, Sure! I'd love a massage! Hey, WAIT! Is that a scalpel in your pocket? (narrows eyes) You're cute but not THAT cute! (Huffs and walks off)

Tsuzuki- (shakes head disapprovingly) Same old Muraki as ever.


(Meanwhile outside the front door…)

Jenny- (demonic voice) OPEN THIS DOOR! NOW! (hits door and causes it to shake on hinges.)

Jesse- Jenny, calm down…

Jenny- CALM DOWN? SHE'S HOSTING A PARTY WITH OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND SHE DIDN'T FUCKING INVITE US!

Jesse- (thinks about it) Yeah, but if you break down the door the guests will scatter and don't you want to kidnap Kurama? Or was it Kenshin?

Sano- (regains consciousness) Hey… who are you? You're cute! Wanna chug some beer?

Jenny- (looks at him and shudders) Ugh! Jesse… make him shut up! His breath smells foul!

Jesse- (turns to Sano) Sorry Sano… I hope we'll be able to hang out later. (Hit Sano over head and knocks him out.)

Jenny- THANK YOU! Amanda… OPEN THIS DOOR! (Start to beat on door again)


Kharl- (beside door and listening to Jenny's tirade) Well, that young lady is certainly a formidable foe! Hehehehe… this will certainly be fun! (goes to unlock door)

Me- KHARL! TOUCH THAT LOCK AND PREPARE TO DIE!

Kharl- Hehehehehe… (Backs away slowly) but I find that our hostess is more formidable at this moment.

Hiei- (walks up to Kharl) Who's that behind the door?

Kharl- I'm assuming Ms. Amanda's enemies.

Hiei- Hn. I heard her whimpering behind the Mibu Wolf. She was saying something about her friends killing her.

Kharl- Really? Her friends? (Turns to door) That's very amusing! I wonder… if I could turn the loud and scary one into a demon… I could…

Rath- Kharl! Don't you dare! I'll kill you before you cause the same pain to her that you caused me! (Takes out sword)

Kharl- (Chuckles at Rath, takes step forward and smirks) Rath, I wasn't the one who caused you pain. It was that self-righteous Dragon Lord.

Rath- (growls)

Hiei- (looks between them) I agree with the alchemist. (Both look at him) He may have turned you into a yoaki, but it was the Dragon Lord who bound you to a crystal and made you fear your own power. Because of him and his magic, you're his pawn.

Rath- (wide eyed) No… NO! YOU'RE WRONG! WRONG! (Backs away from them and walks briskly away)

Kharl- (turns to Hiei) Thank you demon… Would you like me to enhance you powers? I can do that you know.

Hiei- (looks at him for a second and smirks and turns away) No thank you. I may be on your side but I still think you're a bastard. (Walks off)

Kharl- (taken aback) Well, I never. (Sees me cowering in corner and grins) Hmm… it seems that I may still have some fun tonight after all. (Walks off towards me)


Jenny- (glares at door) I hate this… you can't break the door down!

Jesse- (sarcastically) Some people would think that's a good thing.

Jenny- (glares at her) Ha ha… very funny. (Turns back to the door) Get off your butt and help me break this thing down.

Jesse- No. I'd rather just wait until some idiot actually opens the door. You're over reacting. Just wait, Jenny. (Looks at Sano on ground) Hmm… I wonder if he's wearing underwear.

Jenny- JESSE! Get a grip.

Jesse- WHAT! I was thinking… if we took naked pictures of him and sold them on EBay… we could get a hundred a snap shot.

Jenny- (stops glaring at door and turns to Jesse and raises eyebrow)

Jesse- (grins) And if we manage to corner Kenshin and or Kurama…

Jenny- (eyes widen and hearts appear) KURAMA NAKED! (Looks around rapidly)

Jesse- What are you doing?

Jenny- Looking for a net and an axe!

Jesse- Why?

Jenny- The axe is for the door and the net is for Kurama!

Jesse- (To her self) I knew that would prove to be good incentive. Hehehehehe…

Jenny- KURAMA… HERE I COME!

TBC…