A/N This story (which had previously been posted under a different name—don't ask, long story) is meant to make fun of the HP characters we all know and love dearly. But we love them anyone, and this story is just all for fun! =) This is what happens when you leave a VERY bored teenager trapped in her basement for hours.
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter and I never will, do I LOOK like a JK Rowling to you? Didn't think so.
Nikki sighed. Her and her friend Danielle were sitting in the Great Hall, alone and bored out of their minds. Everyone else had left, even the teachers.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Nikki cried out into the silence, "I NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT!"
"Yeah, well…join the club," said Danielle yawning.
"I know!" said Nikki getting an idea, "How about we play truth or dare?"
"Fine, whatever," said Danielle, "Truth or dare."
"Hey!" said Nikki, "Why do you get to start?"
"Because I'm the youngest and youngest goes first," replied Danielle.
"No you're not!" said Nikki, "I am!"
"Well, then I start because I'm oldest," said Danielle rolling her eyes, "Truth or dare?
"Dare." said Nikki. Danielle smirked.
"I dare you to act like a lovesick fool to whoever comes into the room first," she said.Nikki gulped and nodded as someone walked into the Great Hall: It was Draco Malfoy.
"Hey, mudbloods," he sneered, "Clear out, this is my turf."
"You've got to be kidding me," mumbled Nikki. Danielle held back her laughs: Nikki had been crushing on Draco since the first year.
"No, this is so happening," she said. Before Nikki could protest, Danielle raised her wand and pointed it at Nikki.
"Lovalust!" she said. Nikki swayed for a minute. She focused her eyes on Draco.
"Holy Cupid," she said, batting her eyelashes, "Who's the sexy beast?"
Danielle rolled off her chair laughing as Draco made a face.
"What the hell?" he shouted at Nikki. Nikki got up and put her arms around him.
"I'm Nikki." She said.
"I'm disgusted!" said Draco, "Get off me, lady!"
"Your so sexy when you're angry," Nikki said sweetly gently stroking his platinum blond hair. Danielle was laughing so hard tears were streaming down her face.
Nikki pulled Draco down next to her and tied him to his chair with spello- tape.
"Hey!" said Draco trying to move, but the spello-tape was too sticky, "You can't do that!"
"Wanna see what else I can do?" asked Nikki seductively. Draco looked terrified. Danielle pulled herself back into her seat.
"Your turn to ask someone, Nikki," she said, wiping her eyes with the sleeve of her robe.
"Drakie," she said to Draco, "Truth or dare?"
"Don't you call me that!" shouted Draco, "Or I'll-"
"Or you'll what?" said Nikki, applying cherry lipstick, "Pucker up, or answer me: Truth or dare?"
"Dare," said Draco, eyeing Nikki's lips with dread.
A/N So, what would you like to see Ferretboy do? Review and tell me your ideas. I'll pick the one I like best and use it as Draco's dare. If your idea is chosen I will also put you in the chapter! So review and lemme know your ideas, please!
