A/N I chose………………………………..Paige's idea!!! KUDOS TO PAIGE!

Disclaimer: I'm not a bitch who steals from people, which means I DON'T own Harry Potter!

"Dare already!" shouted Draco, snapping Nikki from her stare.

"Oh yeah, right," said Nikki, "I just can't get over your sexy bod." Draco tried to inch away from her, but then remembered he was tied, er…taped to his chair so he gave up.

"I can't think of anything," said Nikki flirtatiously, "Besides you, Drakie."

"Okay lovebird," said Danielle, "That means you, Nikki," she added.

"Yes?" said Nikki, tearing her eyes from Draco.

"Hurry up and think of a dare before-" Danielle started, but she was interrupted by a girl falling from the enchanted ceiling into the chair next to her. Danielle blinked.

"Excuse my French but, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"Easy, you don't have to shout!" said the girl, fixing her hair, "My name is Paige, and I'm here to help with Malfoy's dare."

"Paige? As in a piece of paper?" Danielle wondered out loud, "Oh no offense," she added.

"None taken," replied Paige, "I get that a lot."

"Yeah I bet you do," said Danielle, "Anyway, so what's your idea? Tell Nikki."

Paige leaned forward and whispered something to Nikki, who giggled and said,

"Okay Drakie, I dare you to sing, 'I'm A Slave 4 U,' by Britney Spears in front of some teachers and us," then she added dreamily, "In boxers." Paige made a face.

"Ew I did not say that part!" she said.

"I know," said Nikki smiling, "I added that part. And I can't wait to see it in action. But first, I must call Professor Snape." Danielle snickered.

"Snape?" she said, "leave that to me."

Danielle pointed her wand at her throat and said,

"Sonarus!"

Her voice echoed throughout the whole school about a hundred times louder than it normally was.

"OH NO! POTTER IS DOING SOMETHING BAD IN THE GREAT HALL! I HOPE HE DOSEN'T GET CAUGHT! A TEACHER COULD TAKE ABOUT A MILLION POINTS OFF OF GRYFFINDOR-"

Professor Snape burst into the room, with Professors McGonagall and Dumbledore behind him.

"Where's Potter?" Snape hissed, "200 points from Gryffindor, no wait, 300, no, 4-" Snape's voice died in his throat. He looked up at one of the tables and saw his favorite student wearing dark pink silk boxers that said, "I've been a Bad Boy" on them. He was swaying his hips back and forth and singing a Britney Spears song.

"Mr. Malfoy, what…are…you…doing?" he demanded.

"It looks like he's putting on a performance, Severus," said Dumbledore, sounding quite amused, "I suggest we sit down and enjoy it."

Snape and McGonagall both stared at Dumbledore like he was out of his mind, but when he sat down and started humming along with Draco, the other 2 teachers shrugged and sat next to the headmaster.

Halfway into the song, Harry Potter came in followed closely by Colin Creevey. Harry stopped dead at the sight of Draco, who had his back to them at the moment.

"Colin," Harry said, "If you let me borrow your camera for 2 minutes, I'll do anything you want."

"Will you autograph my fore-head and sneeze in my tissue?" asked Colin eagerly.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever just give me the camera!" Harry snatched the camera from Colin and started taking millions of pictures for blackmail. When Draco turned around on the table and saw him, he went bright red but never-the-less kept singing.

By the time he was done, Harry had used up 27 rolls of film. Draco walked over to Nikki, who was cuddling with his clothes.

"Give me my clothes!" he said angrily, "I'm half naked!"

"Why stop at half?" asked Nikki.

"Ew, I didn't need to hear that!" cried Danielle covering her ears, "Give Draco his clothes, Nikki! Now!"

Nikki sadly handed Draco his clothes, and the second he put them on she said,

"Okay, sexy bad boy, it's your turn to ask someone."

Draco turned his eyes on Harry, who was rolling around on the floor, cracking up and beating the floor with his fists.

"Truth or dare, Potter!" Draco spat at him.

"D-d-dare," said Harry in between laughs.

A/N
So, what do you want the boy who lived (aka the-boy-who-just-won't-freakin-die) to do? Review and let me know please! Remember if I pick you, you get put into the story as well as your idea!!

SpEcIaL thanks to Elena Reed, Caido Angeles The Dream Angel, lil miz pureblood and Paige (of course!)